Playin Cupid

[JudasIscariot]

http://memeguy.com/photos/images/-multitasking-14695.jpg

Mhmmmmm......

The difference between me and him, he's a twat.

 

[JudasIscariot]

Switch

...

 

[SmileyGirl]

The difference between me and him, he's a twat.

There's a difference??

 

[SassySpitfire]

OK! A new Cupid match....ianshaun and may I please. God! I see sparks flying from here! Go for it peeps! ...oh! Don't give me that look! You never know!

 

[JudasIscariot]

There's a difference??

Of course, he's a twat and I'm not. Doesn't take a genius smiley Jesus

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Multi-tasking and honey go hand in hand. I hear she gives a superb both hand red rocket.

Cue honey putting me on ignore and calling me an asshole...

Oh shut up.

You're gonna like this next bit, Shaun...

I joined one of those lame dating sites as a social experiment one day when i was bored, to see if men there are the same as here. They are. Anyway. Couple days ago i got a message from a guy named... wait for it... ScubaSteve!!!!!!!

 

[JudasIscariot]

OK! A new Cupid match....ianshaun and may I please. God! I see sparks flying from here! Go for it peeps! ...oh! Don't give me that look! You never know!

Who is ianshaun

Back at zero you for that new person.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Of course, he's a twat and I'm not. Doesn't take a genius smiley Jesus

Sorry I was reallllly looking for the difference but I can't find it

 

[JudasIscariot]

Oh shut up.

You're gonna like this next bit, Shaun...

I joined one of those lame dating sites as a social experiment one day when i was bored, to see if men there are the same as here. They are. Anyway. Couple days ago i got a message from a guy named... wait for it... ScubaSteve!!!!!!!

Hahahaha no way!

 

[JudasIscariot]

Sorry I was reallllly looking for the difference but I can't find it

That sounds like fighting talk to me.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Switch

BOOM.

 

[SassySpitfire]

Who is ianshaun

Back at zero you for that new person.

It's your new name Ian!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Who is ianshaun

Back at zero you for that new person.

lmao

Hahahaha no way!

Right?

It almost made your being an asshole that day worth it.

 

[JudasIscariot]

It's your new name Ian!

Don't say that, as if the Ian's of the world haven't got enough problems.

 

[JudasIscariot]

lmao



Right?

It almost made your being an asshole that day worth it.

Did you mention how you celebrated his birthday?

You'd have been a shoe in for watery date, or a sick stalker. Probably all depended what wetsuit he was in.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Don't say that, as if the Ian's of the world haven't got enough problems.

Aww, don't be so hard on yourself.

You're better-looking than Fidel, that's got to count for something.

 

[JudasIscariot]

Aww, don't be so hard on yourself.

You're better-looking than Fidel, that's got to count for something.

I meant problems like they'd have to compete with me.

The list of Ian's on the suicide list would sky rocket.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Did you mention how you celebrated his birthday?

You'd have been a shoe in for watery date, or a sick stalker. Probably all depended what wetsuit he was in.

Oh hell no, I didn't bother responding.

elli got a kick out of this:

You're supposed to pick a number of miles to represent how far afield you want the site to search for your dates. I think i put 50. The very first guy they matched me up with lives in Scarborough. UK.




elli said, 'they know about your Brit kink. '

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I meant problems like they'd have to compete with me.

The list of Ian's on the suicide list would sky rocket.

Well and who could blame them. You have so many women chasing your tail.

So what time do you want me to pick you up Saturday night?