Please allow me to bitch!

barn888 said:
Ok night I guess, I need to pm you, baby, don't take off on me! lol. :kiss:
I'm saying goodnight, but first will someone please tell me if my a/v has changed? I hate my fucking computer! It won't let me into my options again to see if I'm naked or not!:eek:
:kiss:Barn
 
Raindear816 said:
I'm saying goodnight, but first will someone please tell me if my a/v has changed? I hate my fucking computer! It won't let me into my options again to see if I'm naked or not!:eek:
:kiss:Barn

Yes, darling! Quite naked, and quite staggeringly beautiful - just like you, angel.

NOW, if only I can get my blood pressure under control, and find the thermostat (the room is suddenly like a sauna!)

Soft, sweet kisses, dear Rain!

Ram
 
ram1_2 said:
Yes, darling! Quite naked, and quite staggeringly beautiful - just like you, angel.

NOW, if only I can get my blood pressure under control, and find the thermostat (the room is suddenly like a sauna!)

Soft, sweet kisses, dear Rain!

Ram
Thanks Ram hunny:kiss:!

(((((((((((((((((((((((((Barn))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
:kiss::kiss:
Please forgive me for not stopping by yesterday, and the day before.

I hope you are foing well baby! And it seems that succulent one has the right idea:p;)

HUGS E!
((((((((((((((Bitchers))))))))))))))))))

Here's my bitch: ...oh hell nevermind, it's redundant!:rolleyes:

Ok here's a funny bitch...
I am officially OLD by college standards. The girls that were sitting in front of me in class today were discussing the perils of their life...
One fusses about being grounded from using the "New Mustang" for a week for not keeping her room clean at home.

The other is discouraged in love because she is 18 and her boyfriend has been a jerk lately, but she is determined to MAKE IT WORK :eek: News flash girls! YOU DON"T HAVE TO MAKE A FUCKING THING WORK WHEN YOU ARE EIGHTFUCKINTEEN! Oh the difference 10+ years makes!:rolleyes:
 
Raindear816 said:
Thanks Ram hunny:kiss:!

(((((((((((((((((((((((((Barn))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
:kiss::kiss:
Please forgive me for not stopping by yesterday, and the day before.

I hope you are foing well baby! And it seems that succulent one has the right idea:p;)

HUGS E!
((((((((((((((Bitchers))))))))))))))))))

Here's my bitch: ...oh hell nevermind, it's redundant!:rolleyes:

Ok here's a funny bitch...
I am officially OLD by college standards. The girls that were sitting in front of me in class today were discussing the perils of their life...
One fusses about being grounded from using the "New Mustang" for a week for not keeping her room clean at home.

The other is discouraged in love because she is 18 and her boyfriend has been a jerk lately, but she is determined to MAKE IT WORK :eek: News flash girls! YOU DON"T HAVE TO MAKE A FUCKING THING WORK WHEN YOU ARE EIGHTFUCKINTEEN! Oh the difference 10+ years makes!:rolleyes:

LOL Too funny.....oh the drama of being 18......but dang....when they finally figure out that they don't have to put up with diddly squat from any guy....it is such a wonderful zen moment of realization....LOL

Now get back to those books! :D
 
Originally posted by Raindear816
Ok here's a funny bitch...
I am officially OLD by college standards. The girls that were sitting in front of me in class today were discussing the perils of their life...
One fusses about being grounded from using the "New Mustang" for a week for not keeping her room clean at home.

The other is discouraged in love because she is 18 and her boyfriend has been a jerk lately, but she is determined to MAKE IT WORK :eek: News flash girls! YOU DON"T HAVE TO MAKE A FUCKING THING WORK WHEN YOU ARE EIGHTFUCKINTEEN! Oh the difference 10+ years makes!:rolleyes:

Thanks Ash, for the only smile I've had today.

Oh how I wish I were there in that classroom with you. Boy, the trouble you and I would cause with the professor...they'd throw us out.:eek:
 
Oops, almost forgot to leave a hug and :kiss: for Barn! Damn, where the hell is my mind lately?:rolleyes:

Hope you're good hun and I'll see you soon.
 
Raindear816 said:
I'm saying goodnight, but first will someone please tell me if my a/v has changed? I hate my fucking computer! It won't let me into my options again to see if I'm naked or not!:eek:
:kiss:Barn


One thing is for sure, if you're naked I wanna see! :eek: :D
 
Succulent-one said:
Barn, love....Well we could start with that sweet loving tongue!:devil: :kiss: :kiss:


My tongue is always ready to provide maximun pleasure, baby! :p :p :p :p
 
Raindear816 said:


(((((((((((((((((((((((((Barn))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Please forgive me for not stopping by yesterday, and the day before.

I hope you are foing well baby! And it seems that succulent one has the right idea
HUGS E!
((((((((((((((Bitchers))))))))))))))))))

Here's my bitch: ...oh hell nevermind, it's redundant!

Ok here's a funny bitch...
I am officially OLD by college standards. The girls that were sitting in front of me in class today were discussing the perils of their life...
One fusses about being grounded from using the "New Mustang" for a week for not keeping her room clean at home.

The other is discouraged in love because she is 18 and her boyfriend has been a jerk lately, but she is determined to MAKE IT WORK :eek: News flash girls! YOU DON"T HAVE TO MAKE A FUCKING THING WORK WHEN YOU ARE EIGHTFUCKINTEEN! Oh the difference 10+ years makes!


Darlin, age means nothing, I bet you are hotter than all those 18 year old girls!:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
Succulent-one said:
LOL Too funny.....oh the drama of being 18......but dang....when they finally figure out that they don't have to put up with diddly squat from any guy....it is such a wonderful zen moment of realization....LOL

Now get back to those books! :D


You mean that none of you wonderful ladies would put up with crap from me? :confused: :confused: :confused:


LOL:D
 
P3 said:
Thanks Ash, for the only smile I've had today.

Oh how I wish I were there in that classroom with you. Boy, the trouble you and I would cause with the professor...they'd throw us out.:eek:

If I were the professor, and you and Ash were in my class, I'd throw everyone else out of the class except you two, and then...............:p :devil: :p
 
P3 said:
Oops, almost forgot to leave a hug and :kiss: for Barn! Damn, where the hell is my mind lately?:rolleyes:

Hope you're good hun and I'll see you soon.


((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Elizabeth))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))):kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
Ashleigh my love.....

I missed you today, babydoll, hope you are doing well.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((Ashleigh))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

:kiss: :heart: :kiss:
 
Re: Ashleigh my love.....

barn888 said:
I missed you today, babydoll, hope you are doing well.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((Ashleigh))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

:kiss: :heart: :kiss:

:kiss::kiss::heart:
I've missed ya too sugar. Things have been hell in Florida, but there's a fortress being built inside of me that will sustain me thru the worst things that Captain Sunshine deals out. He's a FUCKWAD.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Barn baby)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

HUGS E :rose: I hope you are doing better my friend.


LOL Succulent one! I'm being good in class.
Now Barn, if you wanna be in class with E, succulentone and me, we could just have a free-for-all;) Your tongue would be worn out:devil:((((((((((((((((((((((((bitchers))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
 
barn888 said:
You mean that none of you wonderful ladies would put up with crap from me? :confused: :confused: :confused:


LOL:D


Hummmm Barn, love I am always up for a little wicked tease. You have something in mind:devil: :kiss: :kiss:
 
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Barn)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

:kiss::kiss: Hope you are going well baby!

HUGS E
HUGS Succulent one

(((((((((((((((((((((bitchers)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

my bitch: Car accidents suck! My foot hurts! My roight side of my body hurts! Dammit man!

ok I feel somewhat better now.:rolleyes:
 
Raindear816 said:
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Barn)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

:kiss::kiss: Hope you are going well baby!

HUGS E
HUGS Succulent one

(((((((((((((((((((((bitchers)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

my bitch: Car accidents suck! My foot hurts! My roight side of my body hurts! Dammit man!

ok I feel somewhat better now.:rolleyes:

Hugs right back at you Rain.....now tell us more about that accident....dang girl!:( :kiss: :kiss:
 
Succulent-one said:
Hugs right back at you Rain.....now tell us more about that accident....dang girl!:( :kiss: :kiss:
Once upon a time there was a little shithead in a speedy car. That lil shithead decided that driving his speedy car behind a TRACTORFUCKINTRAILERTRUCK:mad: wasn't a good idea. Lil shithead saw a gap in the middle of a 3 lane freeway ahead of a sweet unsuspecting, inexperienced driver in her new Nissan Frontier. Behind the sweet unsuspecting, inexperienced driver was a sexy woman driving her mommy-mobile to her shrink appointment so she could get more xanax to deal with Captain Sunshine.
On either side of the middle lane were cars, so there was no where to go. It all happened so fast, but replays slowly in the mind of the sexy mommy-mobile driver.
Lil Shithead whipped out from behind the TRACTORFUCKINTRAILERTRUCK and in front of the sweet, unsuspecting, inexperienced driver causing her to SLAM on brakes. Lil Shithead sped away while the sexy mommy-mobile driver BASHED into the back of the sweet, unexpecting, inexperienced driver of the New Nissan Frontier Truck. The mommy-mobile was totalled, the rear-end of the Frontier was caved in. The sweet , unexpecting, inexperienced driver was not seriously hurt, but probably is sore today and feels muscles she didn't realize she had. The sexy mommmy-mobile driver was standing on the brake and bracing herself for the impact while se hit the Frontier, so she has more or less a broken foot, jammed knee, sprained ankle, jammed hip, pinched nerves due to the crunching of her spine, a slightly dislocated shoulder and a lot of pain in the neck. (All on the right side). Needless to say, Lil shithead did a bang-up job of making The Frontier driver and the Mommy-mobile driver's day a really Fucked up one!

I'm sore.:( I want better meds! I want to be around people who will take care of me instead of bitch because dinner, dishes and laundry aren't done!:confused:

Thanks for asking SucculentOne, I needed to get that offa my chest. Whew!;)
 
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I'm sore. I want better meds! I want to be around people who will take care of me instead of bitch because dinner, dishes and laundry aren't done!


ME TOO
Except I don't have any MEDS
 
rosylady said:
ME TOO
Except I don't have any MEDS
(((((((((((((((((((((((Rosy)))))))))))))))))))))))) :rose:

Anytime you need a friend, I'm only a PM away.:)
 
Raindear816 said:
Once upon a time there was a little shithead in a speedy car. That lil shithead decided that driving his speedy car behind a TRACTORFUCKINTRAILERTRUCK:mad: wasn't a good idea. Lil shithead saw a gap in the middle of a 3 lane freeway ahead of a sweet unsuspecting, inexperienced driver in her new Nissan Frontier. Behind the sweet unsuspecting, inexperienced driver was a sexy woman driving her mommy-mobile to her shrink appointment so she could get more xanax to deal with Captain Sunshine.
On either side of the middle lane were cars, so there was no where to go. It all happened so fast, but replays slowly in the mind of the sexy mommy-mobile driver.
Lil Shithead whipped out from behind the TRACTORFUCKINTRAILERTRUCK and in front of the sweet, unsuspecting, inexperienced driver causing her to SLAM on brakes. Lil Shithead sped away while the sexy mommy-mobile driver BASHED into the back of the sweet, unexpecting, inexperienced driver of the New Nissan Frontier Truck. The mommy-mobile was totalled, the rear-end of the Frontier was caved in. The sweet , unexpecting, inexperienced driver was not seriously hurt, but probably is sore today and feels muscles she didn't realize she had. The sexy mommmy-mobile driver was standing on the brake and bracing herself for the impact while se hit the Frontier, so she has more or less a broken foot, jammed knee, sprained ankle, jammed hip, pinched nerves due to the crunching of her spine, a slightly dislocated shoulder and a lot of pain in the neck. (All on the right side). Needless to say, Lil shithead did a bang-up job of making The Frontier driver and the Mommy-mobile driver's day a really Fucked up one!

I'm sore.:( I want better meds! I want to be around people who will take care of me instead of bitch because dinner, dishes and laundry aren't done!:confused:

Thanks for asking SucculentOne, I needed to get that offa my chest. Whew!;)

Sweetie....I am so sorry! Any accident is absolutely horrid! And then the misserable Captain Sunshine better get off his queester and help you out! Would you like me to talk to him? I could increase his vocabulary and leave him looking for some Duct tape to patch some new orifices I could create! You just let me know Rain!:kiss: :rose: :kiss:
 
Succulent-one said:
Sweetie....I am so sorry! Any accident is absolutely horrid! And then the misserable Captain Sunshine better get off his queester and help you out! Would you like me to talk to him? I could increase his vocabulary and leave him looking for some Duct tape to patch some new orifices I could create! You just let me know Rain!:kiss: :rose: :kiss:

Captain Sunshine is the one PAIN IN THE ASS I can count on (and not the good kinda pain in the ass). It's ok hun, I've got plenty of xanax and he's asleep right now. You're a sweetone for offerin though:D:rose:
 
barn888 said:
I rarely start threads here, I just respond to other's threads and I rarely bitch but thanks to a muscle pull I'm in pain today so what the hell! Do you ever feel like you'll never find someone? That special person to spend the rest of your life with? I'm 34 years old and have never been married, I have alot of health issues so I'm limited in where I can go, I don't meet alot of women, I do have many female friends and they care about me and stuff but they'd never consider me marrige material, health-wise and financially I'm just not a good catch, I'm not putting myself down, I think I'm nice and I try to be funny but those things don't get a soulmate, I don't know, maybe my life would be simpler if I just accepted my limitations and stopped looking for someone, at least I could cut some disappointment out of my life that way. Oh well, thanks for letting me bitch! :cool:

Hello Barn I dont know you, havent had the pleasure of speaking with you. However, from what I can tell by reading just the first page of posts to this thread is, you are a good person, with people who see that in you. I also want to tell you a small story.

The man I married, is not a head turner, when we got married he held three minimum wage jobs to provide for me and our first born child. Our bank account at this very moment has all of $0.65 in it. To some women this would shock and appaul them, HOWEVER, most dont care. I met him at my first job, and first we were great friends, and then I realised just how wonderful he is.

I married this man because he is loyal to me, he can make me laugh when I feel like my WHOLE world is going to crash in on me,
he can deal with my disfunctional family, and because he makes me want to be a better person, he is a wonderful father, and a great providor. In just a few weeks we will be celebrating our sixth wedding anniversery. We got married after dating maybe 18 months, nearly everyone at our wedding thought wed last all of two years ...... And here we are... Leaning strong on each other... taking the good with the bad.. and being glad for the quiet moments.


Bottom line, If a woman is going to not date you because of health and or finacial reasons .... SHES NOT WORTHY of you..... I leave you with one last thought ..... dont settle for someone who will love you less then you love yourself.... or less then you love them...........Remember..Love always finds a way!:heart: :kiss: :D
 
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