Please... Please.... I'm begging you

[RoyceConnors]

Boy, its a good thing our church has plenty of money. Guess thats cause God knows we're doing good work with it. Last month we set up a new camp for religious training in China. YAY. Hopefully one of many, but we need more volunteers to help work there. The camps going great and we've got many kids enrolled now. Gee looks like the christianization of China is well under way as we aren't the only ones. Also China's a good place to start because Satan doesnt have much influence there and its the most populous country. This is a sure bet!!

CONVERT those heathen Chinese now!!!! God forbid we should have them worshipping anything else. Satan hasn't got influence there? Really? Who the fuck is making them kill their new-born daughters in favour of having a boy?

 

[janeyl]

Actually some of our members work for homeland security. Good thing huh.

Fuck me...and I thought it was bad enough having the pope come here last year...you can keep all the religious wing nuts over in the good old US...

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Damn Rev, they let you out of the country and back in? I'm surprised Homeland Security didn't red flag you. btw, that pillar, it isn't salt. just a big rock. Now check out GWH's AV and let me tell you about pillars, lmao

Nope its salt. And theres a heck of a lot of salt round the dead sea. Did you know that sea is sitting right on top of the remains of Sodom

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

CONVERT those heathen Chinese now!!!! God forbid we should have them worshipping anything else. Satan hasn't got influence there? Really? Who the fuck is making them kill their new-born daughters in favour of having a boy?

Oh they just dont know any better, pagan customs and what not. THATS where we come in.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Oh they just dont know any better, pagan customs and what not. THATS where we come in.

Maybe we should let them go over. Just pack everyone up and go.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Fuck me...and I thought it was bad enough having the pope come here last year...you can keep all the religious wing nuts over in the good old US...

he heh cant get away that easily. Actually I know there is a good communities ties between churches in the us and uk. Give it up, I know in um 'lincolnshire' wherever that is, they probably got a good place for you to go and pray.

 

[janeyl]

he heh cant get away that easily. Actually I know there is a good communities ties between churches in the us and uk. Give it up, I know in um 'lincolnshire' wherever that is, they probably got a good place for you to go and pray.

If I was so inclined we have...I'm not...

 

[o_so_wet]

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Pouts....crosses arms....stomps feet


BORING !!!!

Where did all the naughtiness go ????

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

If I was so inclined we have...I'm not...

Get inclined.... before its too late.

 

[janeyl]

Get inclined.... before its too late.

I'll take my chances...especially if you're the example they've got to convince me

 

[RoyceConnors]

Oh they just dont know any better, pagan customs and what not. THATS where we come in.

Yes, you'll have them hating everyone that doesn't fit your stereotype of a Baptist. You're certainly making the world a better place to live in Rev. Who's next? The Hindu's? Muslims? Buddists? They are the biggest populace to get to, so you better have a good gameplan in place to convert them.

Paganism is the foundation of your religion, so you better clean up your own shitter before you decide to convert everyone to shit your way.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

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Pouts....crosses arms....stomps feet


BORING !!!!

Where did all the naughtiness go ????

Hmmm reminds me of Mary Magdeline pouting and trying to tempt Jesus. What did he do...? Turn towards her and extend his hand

 

[ElegantlyElle]

I keep reading his name wrong and wondering why anyone would be a Whore Baptist in Missouri. Although that 134 is making a bit more sense now.

 

[janeyl]

I keep reading his name wrong and wondering why anyone would be a Whore Baptist in Missouri. Although that 134 is making a bit more sense now.

Thank you!! I thought I was the only one!!

 

[Husker1987]

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Pouts....crosses arms....stomps feet


BORING !!!!

Where did all the naughtiness go ????

I think they all went to BB's "Yawning Pit of Filthapoolaza" weekend.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Yes, you'll have them hating everyone that doesn't fit your stereotype of a Baptist. You're certainly making the world a better place to live in Rev. Who's next? The Hindu's? Muslims? Buddists? They are the biggest populace to get to, so you better have a good gameplan in place to convert them.

Paganism is the foundation of your religion, so you better clean up your own shitter before you decide to convert everyone to shit your way.

Nahhh we leave the muslims to the army, they're better qualified for that job.

Actually the chinese are taking to our teachings like wildfire. NOt only that but their nations going up while America seems to be in decline, hmm I wonder why.... with websites like this. Pretty soon Christianity will be the dominant if not only faith. Well we won't need to call it Christianity, just a .... Truth.

 

[RoyceConnors]

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Pouts....crosses arms....stomps feet


BORING !!!!

Where did all the naughtiness go ????

Bend over and pray, you sinner!!! Rev has lots of naughtiness in mind for you. He didn't tell you, but that book he wants you to read comes with batteries.

 

[ElegantlyElle]

Thank you!! I thought I was the only one!!

Me, too! I did a double take the first time, but I keep reading it wrong and laughing.

 

[o_so_wet]

Hmmm reminds me of Mary Magdeline pouting and trying to tempt Jesus. What did he do...? Turn towards her and extend his hand

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Didn't he later marry her ? It seems to me forgiveness isn't all he was offering.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

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Didn't he later marry her ? It seems to me forgiveness isn't all he was offering.

What nonsense is that? He went to heaven remember? He never married anyone. But we're not against marriage.

 

[o_so_wet]

Bend over and pray, you sinner!!! Rev has lots of naughtiness in mind for you. He didn't tell you, but that book he wants you to read comes with batteries.

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Hee hee.... O THAT BOOK !!! YUmmy

 

[o_so_wet]

What nonsense is that? He went to heaven remember? He never married anyone. But we're not against marriage.

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Who exactly is WE ?

But never mind. I see you're a good little sheep...and I know there are lots of guys here who will show you what the best way to handle sheep is.

If you don't know the proper position....just ask some of the priests who claim to teach our young the way to salvation.

I kind of think we'll hear you singing a different tune very soon

 

[lookingfor_ruth]

2 points of order... (and I'm not saying I'm right)

.....

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

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Who exactly is WE ?

But never mind. I see you're a good little sheep...and I know there are lots of guys here who will show you what the best way to handle sheep is.

If you don't know the proper position....just ask some of the priests who claim to teach our young the way to salvation.

I kind of think we'll hear you singing a different tune very soon

Well my church is we. also those aren't priests you're referring to, just perverts who lost their way on sites like this! Our church has a reform program for these types and we invite anyone to join. Its free!

 

[RoyceConnors]

What nonsense is that? He went to heaven remember? He never married anyone. But we're not against marriage.

No, Jesus didn't marry. Marriage wasn't developed yet. Women were considered chattels, so they needed a contract, instead of branding them to show ownership. Sin, sin, sin, it's all we ever do.

What was God thinking? Making us like this and allowing us to sin so much, just so he could be selective and pick and chose who got to play at his house.

Tell you what Rev, give us your interpretation of what love is. Unconditional love please. I want to know how you can preach what you're spouting off to us and still say you are acting in the name of God.