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Husker1987 said:
Take him to church sister!!!!!!:D
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That's one of my fiance's fantasies. Sex in a church. Think anyone on this thread would like to make it a threesome? Hint, hint 134. I'm all welcoming. That's why god gave me three holes. Shit, I need one more. Any volunteers?
 
WboroBaptM0134 said:
You people are children and as such, need to be disciplined like so.

Let me tell you how I raised one of my own. Around the age of 6 when he started getting rebellious I decided to start rigorous study program and I noticed that my child was secretly watching tv and so forth, when he was supposed to be studying. Hmph, not on my watch. So what did I do.... Take away the Tv. Then My child somehow got access to a mobile phone and started playing games. I took it away. At this point I realized that this was a test of my resolve and I thought long and hard at what the mechanism here was that stopped the studies. Obviously it was devices connected to the outside world allowing Satan to reach into my home through any way possible. So I consulted with my church and we decided to create a special camp that would isolate the children from society for only one year. No phones, computer, TV, nothing but bibles. Every day the kids had to recite and memorize passages, if they didn't get it down, simple consequence, less food. Note we didn't deny all together, we're not trying to kill them. Anyway they got the idea fast enough!. Amazing within one year all went back to public schools, but these kids were straight laced. They knew the bible, they worked. ANd now they've all got good jobs, married and their lives are blessed.

That is what I recommend on a massive scale for the members of this forum. One year is all it takes.
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O Boy .... O Boy.....

Can I do the catering at the Redemption Camp ???? Please o...pretty please ????

I promise to make all sorts of sinful treats and delights for all the bad bad Litsters....just to service as a temptation.

You can spank me if I get too naughty :D
 
WboroBaptM0134 said:
You never read the bible did you? Oh how does one become so filled with hate? Hmmm maybe by constant exposure to porn images which you peddle on these forums. Your mind is hardened indeed your skin has turned sallow. Look in the mirror and see the ugliness sprouting out of your eyes.... Oh how I pity you....

And yes, I do love you.......
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Love?....How is one showing love protesting at funerals. This is like kicking someone at one of the worst moments in their lives. Burying a loved one. That is when they need love and support. Not an ass looking to extend his fifteen minutes of fame.
 
Ellafun said:
I :heart: Big Bang Theory! It's a show about logic and science!

Did I mention that I have a bar stool, with my name on it, waiting for me in hell? Anyone want to join me for shots later???
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It was revealed to me in a dream what lies in hell. I had a friend once who used to be religious. He turned against it and left our church. In my dream I saw a black pit with barely visible, almost black rocks. The flames were black everything dark, I know its hard to describe but dreams can give visions beyond everyday sense. ANyway on these rocks were huge iron letters like from the alphabet. I have no idea why they were there but I saw people strapped to them and screaming in pain. My spirit gazed from above but eventually I saw my friend strapped to a giant S. A huge burning letter scorching his back and the expression on his face was so extreme that his muscles were pulling themselves out of hi head. Barely recognizable. I awoke in horror and some weeks later was informed that my friend had died.
 
'And God made man in his own image...." So God is the biggest sinner of us all. He created everything in the heavens and Earth.

So all this time I thought I was God and now you're telling me I'm not. Religion is fucking confusing.:confused:

I want one where I can eat pork, not have the end of my dick cut off, jerk off without remorse, have my sins repented once a month, instead of weekly, serve a choice of white or red wine, a choice of bread, no union dues, no discrimination against anyone and finally, nothing to say at all.

Put that together Rev and I'm in.
 
o_so_wet said:
O Boy .... O Boy.....

Can I do the catering at the Redemption Camp ???? Please o...pretty please ????

I promise to make all sorts of sinful treats and delights for all the bad bad Litsters....just to service as a temptation.

You can spank me if I get too naughty :D
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Yeah lets get this going, I can send you the info but our church needs to start setting up the camps in other states. Our goal is to have one in every american city by 2015.
 
WboroBaptM0134 said:
It was revealed to me in a dream what lies in hell. I had a friend once who used to be religious. He turned against it and left our church. In my dream I saw a black pit with barely visible, almost black rocks. The flames were black everything dark, I know its hard to describe but dreams can give visions beyond everyday sense. ANyway on these rocks were huge iron letters like from the alphabet. I have no idea why they were there but I saw people strapped to them and screaming in pain. My spirit gazed from above but eventually I saw my friend strapped to a giant S. A huge burning letter scorching his back and the expression on his face was so extreme that his muscles were pulling themselves out of hi head. Barely recognizable. I awoke in horror and some weeks later was informed that my friend had died.
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Wow, amazing........

What are the chances the Packers are going to repeat next year?
 
WboroBaptM0134 said:
Yeah lets get this going, I can send you the info but our church needs to start setting up the camps in other states. Our goal is to have one in every american city by 2015.
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EWWWW !!! So you really DO want to spank me :) Sounds very yummy. What else would you like to do to me....Preacher man ???

BTW.... I make a KILLER Rum Ball :) :devil:
 
ElegantlyElle said:
That's one of my fiance's fantasies. Sex in a church. Think anyone on this thread would like to make it a threesome? Hint, hint 134. I'm all welcoming. That's why god gave me three holes. Shit, I need one more. Any volunteers?
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Yeah sure, how bout you, Jesus, and God, oh and the holy ghost, heck well make it a foursome....
 
o_so_wet said:
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EWWWW !!! So you really DO want to spank me :) Sounds very yummy. What else would you like to do to me....Preacher man ???

BTW.... I make a KILLER Rum Ball :) :devil:
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I'd like to put you in an empty room with a bible and then hear you recite the correct passage every day until you're cured.
 
WboroBaptM0134 said:
Yeah sure, how bout you, Jesus, and God, oh and the holy ghost, heck well make it a foursome....
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I thought the Holy Ghost was God and Jesus. Hell, I should have paid more attention when I was forced to go to church during childhool.
 
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WboroBaptM0134 said:
It was revealed to me in a dream what lies in hell. I had a friend once who used to be religious. He turned against it and left our church. In my dream I saw a black pit with barely visible, almost black rocks. The flames were black everything dark, I know its hard to describe but dreams can give visions beyond everyday sense. ANyway on these rocks were huge iron letters like from the alphabet. I have no idea why they were there but I saw people strapped to them and screaming in pain. My spirit gazed from above but eventually I saw my friend strapped to a giant S. A huge burning letter scorching his back and the expression on his face was so extreme that his muscles were pulling themselves out of hi head. Barely recognizable. I awoke in horror and some weeks later was informed that my friend had died.
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Sounds to me like your sacremental wine has turned to vinegar. Open a new bottle and I bet the dreams turn out better. In fact, get a little Herb into you and mellow out. God made it, so it's all good.
 
RoyceConnors said:
Sounds to me like your sacremental wine has turned to vinegar. Open a new bottle and I bet the dreams turn out better. In fact, get a little Herb into you and mellow out. God made it, so it's all good.
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Yeah maybe.... It was a bad dream... Tied to alphabet letters...
 
WboroBaptM0134 said:
Yeah sure, how bout you, Jesus, and God, oh and the holy ghost, heck well make it a foursome....
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See, it's working. Stay with us for the day and we'll have that stupid Baptist shit out of you in no time. By the end of the day, you'll be spanking asses and ogling titties. :D
 
ElegantlyElle said:
I thought the Holy Ghost was God and Jesus. Hell, I should have paid more attention when I was forced to go to church during childhool.
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They're all one and seperate manifestations, thats what we call the trinity. Now thats ultimate threesome!!
 
WboroBaptM0134 said:
I'd like to put you in an empty room with a bible and then hear you recite the correct passage every day until you're cured.
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You just want to see me in an empty room .... nekked. ? While you watch me be a good little school girl ????

I'm shocked !
 
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