o_so_wet
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Please... Please.... I'm begging you
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DayMaker
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Husker and I have reserved condos near each other in Hell. Want the number of our agent?IBig Bang Theory! It's a show about logic and science!
Did I mention that I have a bar stool, with my name on it, waiting for me in hell? Anyone want to join me for shots later???
p.s.: I still love you, Tek!
WboroBaptM0134
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I think we better put you in a nunnery!
WboroBaptM0134
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Girl, you ever read the story of King Lot and what happened to his wife?
RoyceConnors
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Love pulling your Pud to those begatting stories do you? Try Penthouse and the letters in there. If you can't read, there's always the pics. The glossy pages wipe better, than paper pages, trust me.
o_so_wet
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janeyl
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Love pulling your Pud to those begatting stories do you? Try Penthouse and the letters in there. If you can't read, there's always the pics. The glossy pages wipe better, than paper pages, trust me.
Not if you're using the paper ones to wipe something else...which is all they're any good for...just sayin'
justuandmekiddo
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I think this is MacDaddy playing tricks...lol
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Did I mention that I have a bar stool, with my name on it, waiting for me in hell? Anyone want to join me for shots later???
p.s.: I still love you, Tek!
Umm...I do a good bang, but, not even I will claim a bang so epic as the big one.
And the BBT is just a misguided show- Hollywood doing science. Ha.
o_so_wet
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Piggy !!!! The bad preacher man is trying to make me get nekked in an empty room while he gets off on the bible and whispers naughties in my ear !!!
WboroBaptM0134
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Errr...NO.....Wanna whisper it in my ear ???
Thats what I mean about getting off with the bible. People always enjoy themselves doing bad things but then theres the consequence. Thats the part I've come to love!
justuandmekiddo
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Piggy !!!! The bad preacher man is trying to make me get nekked in an empty room while he gets off on the bible and whispers naughties in my ear !!!
I do, too...lol
RoyceConnors
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Yeah yeah. Left there sidesplit in Sodom for a bungalow in the burbs of Gomorrah and when she turned back to have one last look, she turned to a pillar of salt. Ya know what? All the cattle came and used her as a salt block and licked the shit out of her.
WboroBaptM0134
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yep I think yur going to hell.... but there still is a chance.
DayMaker
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WHAT?!?! Something on TV that's not real or totally correct???? WTF?
o_so_wet
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Condos? You got dupped. I can set you up at my villa.
WboroBaptM0134
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Guess what, Ive actually been there! I've seen the pillar. Its still there! Folks, this stuff is real the evidence is everywhere, take it seriously like you would your life.
o_so_wet
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WboroBaptM0134
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Boy, its a good thing our church has plenty of money. Guess thats cause God knows we're doing good work with it. Last month we set up a new camp for religious training in China. YAY. Hopefully one of many, but we need more volunteers to help work there. The camps going great and we've got many kids enrolled now. Gee looks like the christianization of China is well under way as we aren't the only ones. Also China's a good place to start because Satan doesnt have much influence there and its the most populous country. This is a sure bet!!
RoyceConnors
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Damn Rev, they let you out of the country and back in? I'm surprised Homeland Security didn't red flag you. btw, that pillar, it isn't salt. just a big rock. Now check out GWH's AV and let me tell you about pillars, lmao
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Timeshare? Or does everyone just work off the rent?
WboroBaptM0134
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Damn Rev, they let you out of the country and back in? I'm surprised Homeland Security didn't red flag you. btw, that pillar, it isn't salt. just a big rock. Now check out GWH's AV and let me tell you about pillars, lmao
Actually some of our members work for homeland security. Good thing huh.
Ooh. I like the sound of that!*
I've got a lovely hand-basket ...all packed and ready to go
Umm...we can work something out...and in...and out...
