Please... Please.... I'm begging you

It doesn't matter what you believe, there are facts. Jesus said, we obey. Because he is the LORD! I think you need a little bit of Bible reform brush up study.

I do not need a fanatical person telling me what I need to doing. Like I said before, it is not YOU that I will be answering to in the end. YOU are not my judge.

I know what I believe. I know what the Bible says. I know where I will be going in the end.
 
I see... in fact you really believe you are a bitch....

And so he used the word Bitch when he didn't before.

I thought all God's disciples were not allowed to use such filthy words? Do you need to take more puffs of that big spliff I see in your hand?
 
It doesn't matter what you believe, there are facts. Jesus said, we obey. Because he is the LORD! I think you need a little bit of Bible reform brush up study.

Dude, sorry, Buddy, get it straight. Jesus is a fucking fairy tale. He never existed. There's no mention of him anywhere in historical writings, except the bible. God is a belief and nothing more. So exactly what am I converting to with you? Make believe stories and remain a sexless Yag(WTF?) for all of my life?

I haven't seen one thing you or your fucked up religion has done to benefit humanity. Holy wars? Immature fuckheads running around saying my God is better than yours. Tax-free Tithings? Love the nice new house and car you have, while 100k's suffer in poverty and hunger right in your own home town.

Yeah, let's all convert to Baptist, kill all the undesirables that we don't want or won't convert. What a wonderful world it would be. You paint a pretty picture, dude, but it's on a canvas of shit.

Helleluiah.
 
I do not need a fanatical person telling me what I need to doing. Like I said before, it is not YOU that I will be answering to in the end. YOU are not my judge.

I know what I believe. I know what the Bible says. I know where I will be going in the end.

to my place, naked and drooling I presume?
 
I do not need a fanatical person telling me what I need to doing. Like I said before, it is not YOU that I will be answering to in the end. YOU are not my judge.

I know what I believe. I know what the Bible says. I know where I will be going in the end.

So Girl, what are you doing here in this sin hole!! Get out and back to God!
 
Dude, sorry, Buddy, get it straight. Jesus is a fucking fairy tale. He never existed. There's no mention of him anywhere in historical writings, except the bible. God is a belief and nothing more. So exactly what am I converting to with you? Make believe stories and remain a sexless Yag(WTF?) for all of my life?

I haven't seen one thing you or your fucked up religion has done to benefit humanity. Holy wars? Immature fuckheads running around saying my God is better than yours. Tax-free Tithings? Love the nice new house and car you have, while 100k's suffer in poverty and hunger right in your own home town.

Yeah, let's all convert to Baptist, kill all the undesirables that we don't want or won't convert. What a wonderful world it would be. You paint a pretty picture, dude, but it's on a canvas of shit.

Helleluiah.
WRONG WRONG wroNG !!!!!!

There is independent verification of Jesus in the 'Jewish Wars' document by Josephus! Go read it! Its an account written by someone who was there at the time!
 
And so he used the word Bitch when he didn't before.

I thought all God's disciples were not allowed to use such filthy words? Do you need to take more puffs of that big spliff I see in your hand?

Well as an agent of the Lord i can give myself leeway, anyway its what you're called. How else could I call you. Whats our philosophy in life anyway?
 
Well as an agent of the Lord i can give myself leeway, anyway its what you're called. How else could I call you. Whats our philosophy in life anyway?

wonder if Father Kas said that too when he was raping the 20 altar boys?
 
Why the fuck did I come back?

What do I want from life?

A man who loves me...Got it.

A child. Just one...We're working on it.

For people to accept other people's beliefs without trying to change them...It'll never happen, but I'm hopeful.

Sex...Regularly.

To see the world...If I had the money, I would.

To have a threesome...Fiance said we could do it, but living in a tiny Iowa town that's not likely to happen.

To live happily ever after without everyone trying to shove Jesus and the bible down my throat...Once again, I'm hopeful.

There's another one, but I'm not going to mention it, because it's not God's fault that it happened. It's not because I'm a sinner. It happened because biology said it should. Do I wish it didn't happen? Oh, yes. It happened though and now I'm left with two holes in my heart that shouldn't be there.

Advice: Ditch the threesome, stick to fiance pray to God to absolve past sins
 
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