Please... Please.... I'm begging you

( translates into, have a threesome with me, I'll send you a PM )

Well Haven't you ever done it before?!! I SEe now!! This place is like a staging ground for people to test their fantasies. None of yous actually done anything!!!
 
WRONG WRONG wroNG !!!!!!

There is independent verification of Jesus in the 'Jewish Wars' document by Josephus! Go read it! Its an account written by someone who was there at the time!

Get a grip fucktard. Josephus was deemed a forgery by numerous scholars. And really, one? Just one guy is all you have? Hundreds of people before during and after the time of Jesus that wrote down EVERY major event and none decided the Son of God, a man who raises the dead, a man who turns water into wine, wouldn't have made at least one of their historical writings?

Got any more stories you want to tell? I see you've given up on converting me. I guess you know a real demon when you see one. Come, little one, take my hand and let me lead you down the true path of life. Oh, get nekky first, there's lots of sex and sinning on the way. ;)
 
Get a grip fucktard. Josephus was deemed a forgery by numerous scholars. And really, one? Just one guy is all you have? Hundreds of people before during and after the time of Jesus that wrote down EVERY major event and none decided the Son of God, a man who raises the dead, a man who turns water into wine, wouldn't have made at least one of their historical writings?

Got any more stories you want to tell? I see you've given up on converting me. I guess you know a real demon when you see one. Come, little one, take my hand and let me lead you down the true path of life. Oh, get nekky first, there's lots of sex and sinning on the way. ;)

Again your no demon more like a lesser zombie
 
My only thought process on this whole situation is that if I am going to hell :devil: I will be installing A/C and baking cookies for everyone... requests anyone I make a mean Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip ;) We are all here to have fun and quite franky it works for me
 
Well Haven't you ever done it before?!! I SEe now!! This place is like a staging ground for people to test their fantasies. None of yous actually done anything!!!

And you and your lot have tried everything have you? Coming here for some new things to try?
 
My only thought process on this whole situation is that if I am going to hell :devil: I will be installing A/C and baking cookies for everyone... requests anyone I make a mean Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip ;) We are all here to have fun and quite franky it works for me

as long as you're naked
 
Sometimes we come off as a bunch of jerks sitting around with out buttholes clenched, but nothing could be further from the truth. We have found that we cannot counsel the sinners if we don't know their point of view. Thus, we have regular gay and straight orgies to give us perspective. One must be willing to walk in the dark to truly spread the light.
 
Sometimes we come off as a bunch of jerks sitting around with out buttholes clenched, but nothing could be further from the truth. We have found that we cannot counsel the sinners if we don't know their point of view. Thus, we have regular gay and straight orgies to give us perspective. One must be willing to walk in the dark to truly spread the light.

oooooo buttholes clenched, you're turning me on Jake
 
I've got some weird thoughts sometimes and this one crossed my mind earier tonight so I thought I would share.

With so many claims of alien abduction, alien and UFO sightings, I throw this out here for discussion.

I remember a quote from jurassic park by Jeff Goodblum. "They will find a way"

Are alien visitors manipulating are thoughts or our genetic structure to create or complete bisexual way of conception? Is it somehow a way to help protect our human race from extinction? If by some way one sex of our race had some crazy infectious disease or was wiped off the planet by some means, are they helping us to evolve? Evolve in a certain way by helping us be able to convieve by sexual relations of the same sex or even a-sexually?
 
I've got some weird thoughts sometimes and this one crossed my mind earier tonight so I thought I would share.

With so many claims of alien abduction, alien and UFO sightings, I throw this out here for discussion.

I remember a quote from jurassic park by Jeff Goodblum. "They will find a way"

Are alien visitors manipulating are thoughts or our genetic structure to create or complete bisexual way of conception? Is it somehow a way to help protect our human race from extinction? If by some way one sex of our race had some crazy infectious disease or was wiped off the planet by some means, are they helping us to evolve? Evolve in a certain way by helping us be able to convieve by sexual relations of the same sex or even a-sexually?

How do you know you're not one of the aliens? Am I an alien? Oh crap...
 
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