Please... Please.... I'm begging you

I've got some weird thoughts sometimes and this one crossed my mind earier tonight so I thought I would share.

With so many claims of alien abduction, alien and UFO sightings, I throw this out here for discussion.

I remember a quote from jurassic park by Jeff Goodblum. "They will find a way"

Are alien visitors manipulating are thoughts or our genetic structure to create or complete bisexual way of conception? Is it somehow a way to help protect our human race from extinction? If by some way one sex of our race had some crazy infectious disease or was wiped off the planet by some means, are they helping us to evolve? Evolve in a certain way by helping us be able to convieve by sexual relations of the same sex or even a-sexually?


Jake? come on, that's weird even for me.... you're on your own with that one brotha
 
Again your no demon more like a lesser zombie

Brains, I want to eat your brains. :D

You're no Christian, pal. You're a bastardization of a belief made worse by your inbred redneck forefathers. Yes, your white hood wearing, slave owning, rum running forefathers. You are not the center of the world, just a miserable, pathetic puddle of a swamp with the denizen that dwell in such places.

If we were allowed to, we'd plow it under and build a hospice for the homeless and hungry over top of it. In fact, we would plow the whole of Westboro under and make it a haven for the down-trodden and let them know what a life is that has REAL love in it.

You are the scum of the earth. The Great Satan the other cultures hate. You promote hate and discension, intolerance and breed contempt in your young. The only thing you all need is a good frontal lobotomy.

I've played here all day for want of something fun to do. Now that it's time to go, so should you. You've spouted your crap, made your case and you've been found wanting and shallow. I despise people like you and would like nothing better than to see you all bitch-slapped back to reality.

Thanks for the fun, now fuck off.

Oh, have a nice day :)
 
Brains, I want to eat your brains. :D

You're no Christian, pal. You're a bastardization of a belief made worse by your inbred redneck forefathers. Yes, your white hood wearing, slave owning, rum running forefathers. You are not the center of the world, just a miserable, pathetic puddle of a swamp with the denizen that dwell in such places.

If we were allowed to, we'd plow it under and build a hospice for the homeless and hungry over top of it. In fact, we would plow the whole of Westboro under and make it a haven for the down-trodden and let them know what a life is that has REAL love in it.

You are the scum of the earth. The Great Satan the other cultures hate. You promote hate and discension, intolerance and breed contempt in your young. The only thing you all need is a good frontal lobotomy.

I've played here all day for want of something fun to do. Now that it's time to go, so should you. You've spouted your crap, made your case and you've been found wanting and shallow. I despise people like you and would like nothing better than to see you all bitch-slapped back to reality.

Thanks for the fun, now fuck off.

Oh, have a nice day :)



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Royce Rocks !

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Brains, I want to eat your brains. :D

You're no Christian, pal. You're a bastardization of a belief made worse by your inbred redneck forefathers. Yes, your white hood wearing, slave owning, rum running forefathers. You are not the center of the world, just a miserable, pathetic puddle of a swamp with the denizen that dwell in such places.

If we were allowed to, we'd plow it under and build a hospice for the homeless and hungry over top of it. In fact, we would plow the whole of Westboro under and make it a haven for the down-trodden and let them know what a life is that has REAL love in it.

You are the scum of the earth. The Great Satan the other cultures hate. You promote hate and discension, intolerance and breed contempt in your young. The only thing you all need is a good frontal lobotomy.

I've played here all day for want of something fun to do. Now that it's time to go, so should you. You've spouted your crap, made your case and you've been found wanting and shallow. I despise people like you and would like nothing better than to see you all bitch-slapped back to reality.

Thanks for the fun, now fuck off.

Oh, have a nice day :)

Talking to you is like popping a boil. First bring all the pus to the surface with hot water. Then lance it, drain the pus , and let it heal. You'll end up Christian in the end!
 
Talking to you is like popping a boil. First bring all the pus to the surface with hot water. Then lance it, drain the pus , and let it heal. You'll end up Christian in the end!

Got under your skin did I? Thought I was a boil? I'm the worst disease your mind can imagine. I'm a free-thinker. I'm not controlled by anyone or anything. I'll sink under your skin and fester and rot. I'll create such a horrid smell to come from you, you'll tear the skin from your body. I'll invade your very soul and drive the greatest madness in your mind, your only relief is a bullet.

Christian. I won't disgrace myself or my family by calling myself such a vile thing. God, in whatever form you wish it to be, is not what you have made it to be and would never condone or endorse what you believe.

In the short time you've been here, you may lie and tell us you have converted 8 people, but you have confirmed to thousands that they never want to be a part of your world. Take your 8, have your fun and you'll see they are back here after the week of fun you want them to have.

If we got rid of you and your kind, the world would truly be a better place.
 
Got under your skin did I? Thought I was a boil? I'm the worst disease your mind can imagine. I'm a free-thinker. I'm not controlled by anyone or anything. I'll sink under your skin and fester and rot. I'll create such a horrid smell to come from you, you'll tear the skin from your body. I'll invade your very soul and drive the greatest madness in your mind, your only relief is a bullet.

Christian. I won't disgrace myself or my family by calling myself such a vile thing. God, in whatever form you wish it to be, is not what you have made it to be and would never condone or endorse what you believe.

In the short time you've been here, you may lie and tell us you have converted 8 people, but you have confirmed to thousands that they never want to be a part of your world. Take your 8, have your fun and you'll see they are back here after the week of fun you want them to have.

If we got rid of you and your kind, the world would truly be a better place.

Ho now you are bold. You are young I guess. Inexperienced. You won't be so bold when your soul is dipped into boiling acid and you slip your skin in agonizing pain. Satans got plans for you as his mouthpiece. By the way Satan despises the people he corrupts thats why he always hungry for more. I extend my hand, take this opportunity. I know my words have had affect particularly on the young people in this thread who are more open. You've LOST Satan! Hmph once again I do enjoy defeating you wherever you might be.

Boil?? I'm Accutane!!!! JEEEEESUSSSSS!!! Amen
 
I hope you're not an alien.... Too sexy to be an alien. Want to help me repopulate the earth?

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I'm scared.... I think the preacher is aiming to stamp out all fun copulation. What if he sics SATAN after us ? Or GOD ??? yikes !!! :eek:
 
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I'm scared.... I think the preacher is aiming to stamp out all fun copulation. What if he sics SATAN after us ? Or GOD ??? yikes !!! :eek:

He's been acting weird ever since we got back from having sex with his mom. He'll calm down in a bit.
 
We used to go house to house like the Mormons but after getting the crap kick out of us for a whole week we decided group stuff and hiding online would be the way to save the world. I mean Jesus would still be here if he had the internet.
 
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