Please... Please.... I'm begging you

[SavourYou30]

Best. Troll. Ever.

Who votes for 1,000 posts in one day?

 

[Keleigh]

51 posts since 2004?

fuck off.

Why so crabby with me? I'm not the one damning everyone to hell, I was laughing at them.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Why so crabby with me? I'm not the one damning everyone to hell, I was laughing at them.

was i being crabby?

mebbe i was. i'm allowed; i'm a cunt.

 

[RoyceConnors]

I think that when God designed men Satan had a go and came up with black men

I knew you were a racist cunt. I bet you still beat down your women if they even look at you the wrong way. I think all those cocks you sucked and had up your ass at bible camp has clouded your head.

What? liked that nice, big cock the black preacher had? Still wank off thinking about it? Don't want the world to know you're a closet Gay?

You've lost any sense of respect from anyone here with your comments and beliefs. I'm surprised you and and your congregation haven't been locked inside that box of depravity you call a church and had it set on fire. Guess what, it's just like where you'd be going right after your skin blisters off your body and you watch yourself melt. Yes, melt.

Praise Jesus, right, anything else you have rattling around in your head you want to share with us? The very first thing you and the rest of your fuckheads need to learn is respect. Cuz Honey, you ain't gettin' no barn tumbling till ya do, ya Yag. Ya' all come back now, here.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

This seems like a good place to ask a question of the OP that I've wondered about for awhile now...
WWJD for a Klondike Bar? please advise ...

I knew I shouldn't have read this thread...this made me laugh...normally a good thing but not when it's caused me to start coughing like crazy - I wanna Klondike now

 

[IhateClowns]

Wow did I miss out on the nonsense. I am on this site right now. Why are you not outside my house protesting really loudly? I can just imagine you with your signs says God hates Litsters, while I am trying to rate some guys cock shot a 2 because i am tired of seeing it verytime I open a thread.

I want some protesting at my house damn it. I want you to make me feel dirty for telling a litster how amazing they are or what made me smile today. Why can't you do that for me? I am sure the neighbors would appreciate the spectacle.

I didn't realize that making friends was such a wrong thing. I didn't think that curing boredom and redundancy in our every day lives by coming on to a website and posting or chatting with our friends was such a bad thing. So now you are telling me that God doesn't want me to do that. Who exactly are you to speak for God? What flavored kool-aid did you drink that allows you to determine what is right or wrong for me?

I was taught not to judge others so what gives you the right to do so? Seriously. What devine intervention gave you the title of judger? I have to tell you that some of the people on these boards have gotten me through some rough days. Some of these threads such as this one has brightened my day due to the idiocy of them.

YOU have NO right to judge me and I take offense to that. Keep your opinion to yourself when it comes to my salvation. If I took the words of you and that fucking sad little building you wrong-fully call a church I would have cut my wrists a long time ago.

I find it hilarious tha you spend all your time judging and putting down others but get offended when people judge you. So let me start judging you.

You are an ignorant person who misuses the Bible for the glorification of a God who only exists in the mind of a senile old man who has taken a few people who have no friends no family and brainwashed them into believing this is what is right. You are 3 steps below those idiots who dance with rattle snakes and if you get bit you just are not a believer.

Anyway, I want to thank you for putting a smile on my face. They have been few and far between lately. Honestly though take your opinions and your judgements elsewhere. I don't fucking want them, don't need tham and certainly don't need to come to a board the playground and have to put up with your condecending bullshit. Please just fuck off.

 

[mark197205]

Did I mention God in there anywhere? I mentioned six women. Two sucking my tits, one forcing me to eat her cut, two fucking themselves on my fingers, and one fucking my ass with a huge dildo while sucking my clit.

Nope. No mention of God there.

Damn!

 

[IhateClowns]

10 bucks says this is Clowns.

I was thinking the same thing Riles...

I'm in.....well done Riles.

I just saw this thanks to someone telling me. So I want my $30 please!!!!!

You can mail it to me if you wish. I have pay pal as well. I wish i could have come up with this because this is a doozie.

PAY UP PEOPLE!!!!

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

I just saw this thanks to someone telling me. So I want my $30 please!!!!!

You can mail it to me if you wish. I have pay pal as well. I wish i could have come up with this because this is a doozie.

PAY UP PEOPLE!!!!

You made money and you weren't even around, lucky you huh?

 

[IhateClowns]

You made money and you weren't even around, lucky you huh?

No shit..I missed out on the best thread of the year and apparently I started it....

 

[Sensualdreamer]

No shit..I missed out on the best thread of the year and apparently I started it....

And here I was thinking the best thread of the year came from that chick Iloveclowns

 

[IhateClowns]

And here I was thinking the best thread of the year came from that chick Iloveclowns

Ha. I didnt think anyone paid attention to that thread but me and her. She was so into herself though. I miss her from time to time though

 

[luvzmature]

I just saw this thanks to someone telling me. So I want my $30 please!!!!!

You can mail it to me if you wish. I have pay pal as well. I wish i could have come up with this because this is a doozie.

PAY UP PEOPLE!!!!

It's in the mail

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

I knew you were a racist cunt. I bet you still beat down your women if they even look at you the wrong way. I think all those cocks you sucked and had up your ass at bible camp has clouded your head.

What? liked that nice, big cock the black preacher had? Still wank off thinking about it? Don't want the world to know you're a closet Gay?

You've lost any sense of respect from anyone here with your comments and beliefs. I'm surprised you and and your congregation haven't been locked inside that box of depravity you call a church and had it set on fire. Guess what, it's just like where you'd be going right after your skin blisters off your body and you watch yourself melt. Yes, melt.

Praise Jesus, right, anything else you have rattling around in your head you want to share with us? The very first thing you and the rest of your fuckheads need to learn is respect. Cuz Honey, you ain't gettin' no barn tumbling till ya do, ya Yag. Ya' all come back now, here.

I'm certainly not racist. No lord, in my church we practice inclusion of all races and creeds. Anyones welcome. Just cause some men were infiltrated by devil spawn doesn't mean they can redeem themselves? Why look at most of the black community have become god fearing. And isn't that the greatest victory for our lord Jesus! He converts Satans own creations against him and you know what, that gives me hope. It gives me hope that a foul mouthed, poor fellow like yourself can and will be redeemed by the efforts of people like me and my organization. Theres hope for you yet. But anyone can see just by comparing our two statements that I'm polite and full of love. You're consumed with hate and spit and writhe at anything that doesn't remind you of yourself and your beliefs. This is a characteristic of a snake and the more you proceed in your ways, the more Satan will have your soul for dinner. Wake up!! See the light, and pull yourself together! Jesus is watching.... and He shall judge.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Listen folks there seems to be a little bit of confusion about what my simple message was. First of all, how many of you renounced your ways since last we spoke, Bodacious I'm thinking about you in particular! Secondly my message is simple. Life is simple. Go with God and there are no problems. Engage in risk devil inspire behavior and you got trouble.... GUARANTEED! Also Jesus does not approve of consorting with homosexuals or aliens!! AMENNNN!!

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

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I still haven't seen a pic of you...so NO...sorry...you still can't fuck me. Besides...it's never gonna happen cuz I don't want to and Broke would fucking kill you and send you back under the rock that you crawled out of.

Some of the little girls and boys you molest might be easier prey for you.

I don't want to 'fuck' you (God forgive me), but Satan sure does!! Who's this broke? Sounds like a demon trying to convince you hes a regular man. See the more you invite them, the more evil powers are attracted to your unclean mind! Were you molested is that why you are so confused? Even if you were, its real simple. Satan arranges such things to confuse you... HERE LET ME SPELL IT OUT REAL SIMPLE LIKE........... SATAN=BAD. JESUS=GOOD! Got it? Good. See you in church!

 

[JediPikachuOy]

Go away! Nobody likes trolls!!!!!

 

[EllaPure]

Listen folks there seems to be a little bit of confusion about what my simple message was. First of all, how many of you renounced your ways since last we spoke, Bodacious I'm thinking about you in particular! Secondly my message is simple. Life is simple. Go with God and there are no problems. Engage in risk devil inspire behavior and you got trouble.... GUARANTEED! Also Jesus does not approve of consorting with homosexuals or aliens!! AMENNNN!!

Wait, are you saying I can't have sex today?

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Wait, are you saying I can't have sex today?

If you are pure of heart (married) then God has ordained that for procreation.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Go away! Nobody likes trolls!!!!!

Have you actually read this thread? This is serious stuff boy.

 

[MrsCCfromRC]

Wait.... no sex with aliens?
But the man I married is from another planet?
now I'm confused!!

 

[MSH2]

Two points...

First point: At the very least, i won't be spending eternity with people like you.

Second point: You make an eternity of filth sound like an attractive alternative.

Third point: I'm not sure i can keep it up for all of eternity (but i'll give it my best shot)

Fourth point: I know i said two points, but if you're that bothered, come join me in hell. The view is terrific

 

[RoyceConnors]

I'm certainly not racist. No lord, in my church we practice inclusion of all races and creeds. Anyones welcome. Just cause some men were infiltrated by devil spawn doesn't mean they can redeem themselves? Why look at most of the black community have become god fearing. And isn't that the greatest victory for our lord Jesus! He converts Satans own creations against him and you know what, that gives me hope. It gives me hope that a foul mouthed, poor fellow like yourself can and will be redeemed by the efforts of people like me and my organization. Theres hope for you yet. But anyone can see just by comparing our two statements that I'm polite and full of love. You're consumed with hate and spit and writhe at anything that doesn't remind you of yourself and your beliefs. This is a characteristic of a snake and the more you proceed in your ways, the more Satan will have your soul for dinner. Wake up!! See the light, and pull yourself together! Jesus is watching.... and He shall judge.

Damn, I was hoping you'd come back for round two.

You openly discriminate against same-sex relationships, your words.
You openly stated Blacks are the work of Satan, your words.
You openly denounce sex, unless it is ordained by you as righteous, your words.

If anyone is close to being called the Anti-Christ, it's YOU!!!
You and your kind are despised by people for your narrow-minded views and your holier than thou preachings. Don't ever think you can go around spouting your rhetoric and mis-guided principles and expect intelligent people to believe even a single word as a truth.

You have no idea of the concept of Unconditional Love and never will. You continue to live in a world of make-believe and have become so dis-illusioned by it, you feel you are the light and the way. Your beliefs are so demoralizing and sub-standard, even the PC freaks can't agree with you. The moral right even looks at you and despise your views.

I hope they start a Gay Pride Day and march down the street your church is on and celebrate it on your grounds. Will you call the police? Take up arms? What about Black Awareness Month? That should be a fun adventure for your "White is Right" bigots.

I'll enjoy the freedoms of liberty and choice, thank you very much. I don't need a certified nutjob telling me I'm going to hell because I don't believe in your teachings. See that book you keep thumping, it's going to smack you in the face and wake you up to the realities of the real world.

Talk about fucking hypocrites. Y'all come back when you have something intelligent to say. We love our sin and wallow in it happily. If heaven is filled with souls like yours, I don't want to spend my eternity anywhere near you.

 

[EllaPure]

If you are pure of heart (married) then God has ordained that for procreation.

...procreation

Oh fuck no!

 

[CuCuKM]

I'm certainly not racist. No lord, in my church we practice inclusion of all races and creeds. Anyones welcome. Just cause some men were infiltrated by devil spawn doesn't mean they can redeem themselves? Why look at most of the black community have become god fearing. And isn't that the greatest victory for our lord Jesus! He converts Satans own creations against him and you know what, that gives me hope. It gives me hope that a foul mouthed, poor fellow like yourself can and will be redeemed by the efforts of people like me and my organization. Theres hope for you yet. But anyone can see just by comparing our two statements that I'm polite and full of love. You're consumed with hate and spit and writhe at anything that doesn't remind you of yourself and your beliefs. This is a characteristic of a snake and the more you proceed in your ways, the more Satan will have your soul for dinner. Wake up!! See the light, and pull yourself together! Jesus is watching.... and He shall judge.

Not quite sure how you got the idea that the devils created the black people...
-_- White man ain't even the original color.
Everyone just assumes Adam and eve were white.
It is more likely that black man came first, though that is not accurate.
Sun tan does a lot to a people's skin over the millenia.
-_-
God in theory, created all living creatures, good and bad, it was satan who in theory corrupted much of the good into bad, and perverted them into his own design.
Lucifer may have been God's right wing angel, but, he didn't have the ability to make humans from nothing.
Skin color is quite literally the only difference between black and white man if you also discount the histories behind each.

-_-
Why again are you even here?