Please... Please.... I'm begging you

[RoyceConnors]

Why don't you come and play in the other threads, Rev? Let us know if you'd fuck the person above you, or if you woke up with that person. Any Lit. members you want to fuck? Give it a try, you'll have a great time.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Why don't you come and play in the other threads, Rev? Let us know if you'd fuck the person above you, or if you woke up with that person. Any Lit. members you want to fuck? Give it a try, you'll have a great time.

OH Lord protect me here from the demons and let me slay them and their ideas forever, for 'Yay now tis truly the season of evil'.

Homosexuals were certainly not in the plan of God. This is a perversion designed by, you guessed it, your pal, Satan. Who only wants to consume your withered souls for breakfast. Every time you commit folly of coupling with another man, you damn yourself, and is this not evidenced by what happens to a mans physical appearance when he engages in such behavior? His features become softened half like a woman but WRONG. He speaks with a high pitched voice and loses his mind instead being attracted to infantile things.

Oh it does remind me of that story by Xenophon, that when the Greeks, escaping from Cyrus the persian marched back through unknown lands, they came upon strange tribes where the men had grown fat and lazy. These men were said to be highly praised by their tribes and tittered like girls, adorning themselves with jewelry. What did these hardened Greek warriors do when traveling through this barbaric land on their way home. They made it a point to stop and slay every last one of these wretches for being abominations. Then then pillaged the villages and took the spoils home. After a vicious route from Persia, nothing felt quite so satisfying.

Oh homosexuals, like a plague in our land.... BEWARE for your Greek cometh!!!

 

[RoyceConnors]

Would you cut yourself with a knife and then every time the wound began to heal, reopen it? What kind of logic is that son?

How does that analogy fit with what I said? You cut open people and never let the wound heal. You twist the knife more and keep a steady flow going until you've bled them dry.

 

[RoyceConnors]

OH Lord protect me here from the demons and let me slay them and their ideas forever, for 'Yay now tis truly the season of evil'.

Homosexuals were certainly not in the plan of God. This is a perversion designed by, you guessed it, your pal, Satan. Who only wants to consume your withered souls for breakfast. Every time you commit folly of coupling with another man, you damn yourself, and is this not evidenced by what happens to a mans physical appearance when he engages in such behavior? His features become softened half like a woman but WRONG. He speaks with a high pitched voice and loses his mind instead being attracted to infantile things.

Oh it does remind me of that story by Xenophon, that when the Greeks, escaping from Cyrus the persian marched back through unknown lands, they came upon strange tribes where the men had grown fat and lazy. These men were said to be highly praised by their tribes and tittered like girls, adorning themselves with jewelry. What did these hardened Greek warriors do when traveling through this barbaric land on their way home. They made it a point to stop and slay every last one of these wretches for being abominations. Then then pillaged the villages and took the spoils home. After a vicious route from Persia, nothing felt quite so satisfying.

Oh homosexuals, like a plague in our land.... BEWARE for your Greek cometh!!!

Well there goes that great love you just spouted out earlier. So in your world, there is no freedom of choice. Any more passages you want to relate to confirm your stupidity.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Well there goes that great love you just spouted out earlier. So in your world, there is no freedom of choice. Any more passages you want to relate to confirm your stupidity.

I speak for I love...

 

[RoyceConnors]

C'mon Rev, keep up with the posts, you're falling behind

 

[RoyceConnors]

I speak for I love...

Narcissitic Fuck. Love thy neighbour, hope no homosexuals or coloured live beside you.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Narcissitic Fuck. Love thy neighbour, hope no homosexuals or coloured live beside you.

Well we got some, and their changing and mending their ways

 

[Mrtenant]

You guys do know this is some stupid shit's ALT from the General Board getting his jollies?

Don't play his game. Seriously, Thanks Playgrounders.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Well we got some, and their changing and mending their ways

What, painting themselves white? Putting down people just to fit in? Why Rev. you positively glow when you say things like that.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

What, painting themselves white? Putting down people just to fit in? Why Rev. you positively glow when you say things like that.

Hey Michael visited our church and showed the way. Got all kinds of tech these days to fix things. Satan messes it up, we show him with science!

 

[RoyceConnors]

You guys do know this is some stupid shit's ALT from the General Board getting his jollies?

Don't play his game. Seriously, Thanks Playgrounders.

Actually MrT, I'm going to their church website and going to have it flooded with Homosexuals and blacks and sinners of all kinds. Fair is fair. He comes here, we go there.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Hey Michael visited our church and showed the way. Got all kinds of tech these days to fix things. Satan messes it up, we show him with science!

Science is the Devil's toolbox. God creates everything and now you're delving into the Great Demon's toolkit and using abhorances of his device. Repent you sinner. Lay down the devil's tools. Use what God gave you and sin no more. I am the light and will show you the way to everlasting love and peace.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Science is the Devil's toolbox. God creates everything and now you're delving into the Great Demon's toolkit and using abhorances of his device. Repent you sinner. Lay down the devil's tools. Use what God gave you and sin no more. I am the light and will show you the way to everlasting love and peace.

Oh show then Royce! Ha you aint nothing but a muckbunny from Kansas. But already God shines his light on you and I feel that you're going to be alright. We're in agreement about blacks anyway.

 

[Husker1987]

Hey theres nothing wrong with spice. Did not the king bring a dash of paprika to Mary at the manger? But remember the tale of Eve and the tree of knowledge. Prayer can solve every problem but if a person finds themselves apparently rejected by God, the answer is not to kneel before Satan, but its time to journey. God intends you to do penance, and then you'll get what you need. I've seen it a thousand times, this aint no fairy tale pal. Its real life.

I've tried to ignore this as long as possible, but, I can no longer sit by and watch you spew false teachings and continue to humiliate my friends any longer. I know this may come as a shock to some of you, but, yes, Husker regularly attends Church on Sundays...and yet I am over 10K posts...go figure.

John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Do you not watch football games asshat?

If you can read...and I know in your case a little knowledge is extremely dangerous......Lemme 'splain this to you in oh, I don't know, a way that maybe a first grader could understand.....

God sent his only son to earth to die for our sins. He has taken all of our sins with him to the cross (can you say Good Friday?) God's intention has never been to make us, as you so incorrectly say "to do our penance." He (God) is not the angry, fire and brimstone, God as you portray is your highly erroneous posts here. I don't know about your god, but my God is loves me unconditionally. Your "god" resembles nothing I have ever seen before. And yes, your god does not deserve the respect of even a capital G.

You have it all so wrong, it's not even funny anymore. Go sell crazy somewhere else. Please stop.

*iggies the thread*

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

I've tried to ignore this as long as possible, but, I can no longer sit by and watch you spew false teachings and continue to humiliate my friends any longer. I know this may come as a shock to some of you, but, yes, Husker regularly attends Church on Sundays...and yet I am over 10K posts...go figure.

John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Do you not watch football games asshat?

If you can read...and I know in your case a little knowledge is extremely dangerous......Lemme 'splain this to you in oh, I don't know, a way that maybe a first grader could understand.....

God sent his only son to earth to die for our sins. He has taken all of our sins with him to the cross (can you say Good Friday?) God's intention has never been to make us, as you so incorrectly say "to do our penance." He (God) is not the angry, fire and brimstone, God as you portray is your highly erroneous posts here. I don't know about your god, but my God is loves me unconditionally. Your "god" resembles nothing I have ever seen before. And yes, your god does not deserve the respect of even a capital G.

You have it all so wrong, it's not even funny anymore. Go sell crazy somewhere else. Please stop.

*iggies the thread*

Your God, my god.... there is only one God. And your quotations directly support my case. If you'd read what I said then yes for some, God does ask a penance, and in the case of Adam and Eve it was a pretty massive penance that he asked. Thats where Satan came in and the whole history of humanity revolves around this point. Its a journey we're all on and the sooner you accept that , the sooner you can sit back and crack open a sixpack. Good to hear you're a christian and all but it doesn't sound like it as you felt the need to personally insult me. I don't feel much love coming from you.

 

[WboroBaptM0136]

Your God, my god.... there is only one God. And your quotations directly support my case. If you'd read what I said then yes for some, God does ask a penance, and in the case of Adam and Eve it was a pretty massive penance that he asked. Thats where Satan came in and the whole history of humanity revolves around this point. Its a journey we're all on and the sooner you accept that , the sooner you can sit back and crack open a sixpack. Good to hear you're a christian and all but it doesn't sound like it as you felt the need to personally insult me. I don't feel much love coming from you.

Tell em more about the alien mothership and how we have free boarding passes here at the church.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Oh show then Royce! Ha you aint nothing but a muckbunny from Kansas. But already God shines his light on you and I feel that you're going to be alright. We're in agreement about blacks anyway.

Yup, this is award winning shit. I'm going to write this shit down and give it to a guy I know that does stand-up. A yag and now a Muckbunny from Kansas, that's as good as being from Buttfuck, Idaho. Something about your Mid-west folks you love to pick on them about?

But seriously folks, a preacher who openly discriminates against people, denies the right of any other form of worship, but his, renounces sex as sinful, but was born after a good fuck, shows disrespect to everyone by denying them their RIGHT to choose and openly calls people names. Am I leaving anything out?

If you came here and spouted out that shit, you'd be arrested, if you're lucky, ass-fucked into oblivion by the Gays, beat within an inch of your life by the races , other than white (although many would join in just to make the point clearer), and have any charter recognizing your religion revoked. I know many Baptists up here and they would run you out of town if you said this shit to them.

If I were you. I'd stay in that little, in-bred, backwoods town and enjoy the fun you have pretending you're Christians, in even the farthest interpretations of it, and leave the real world out of it.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Yup, this is award winning shit. I'm going to write this shit down and give it to a guy I know that does stand-up. A yag and now a Muckbunny from Kansas, that's as good as being from Buttfuck, Idaho. Something about your Mid-west folks you love to pick on them about?

But seriously folks, a preacher who openly discriminates against people, denies the right of any other form of worship, but his, renounces sex as sinful, but was born after a good fuck, shows disrespect to everyone by denying them their RIGHT to choose and openly calls people names. Am I leaving anything out?

If you came here and spouted out that shit, you'd be arrested, if you're lucky, ass-fucked into oblivion by the Gays, beat within an inch of your life by the races , other than white (although many would join in just to make the point clearer), and have any charter recognizing your religion revoked. I know many Baptists up here and they would run you out of town if you said this shit to them.

If I were you. I'd stay in that little, in-bred, backwoods town and enjoy the fun you have pretending you're Christians, in even the farthest interpretations of it, and leave the real world out of it.

Well your words reveal your true naure and cloud the divine soul within. And nope aint got nothing agains the midwest yag. Those folks is folks!! and thats just where I happen to cater from!! Sometimes it takes a simple land to reveal the true joys of life.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Your God, my god.... there is only one God. And your quotations directly support my case. If you'd read what I said then yes for some, God does ask a penance, and in the case of Adam and Eve it was a pretty massive penance that he asked. Thats where Satan came in and the whole history of humanity revolves around this point. Its a journey we're all on and the sooner you accept that , the sooner you can sit back and crack open a sixpack. Good to hear you're a christian and all but it doesn't sound like it as you felt the need to personally insult me. I don't feel much love coming from you.

Better not let the Muslims hear you say that. You'll start a Holy War and we know just where to send them. Want an idea of what Westboro will look like? Go to the pics of Afghanistan and pick a town. I have a feeling you'll be facing Mecca pretty damn quick.

 

[WboroBaptM0136]

Well your words reveal your true naure and cloud the divine soul within. And nope aint got nothing agains the midwest yag. Those folks is folks!! and thats just where I happen to cater from!! Sometimes it takes a simple land to reveal the true joys of life.

I want to go to the "gay" thread and you keep screwing around here on the "Begging" thread. You're kind of pissing me off today....

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Listen folks there seems to be a little bit of confusion about what my simple message was. First of all, how many of you renounced your ways since last we spoke, Bodacious I'm thinking about you in particular! Secondly my message is simple. Life is simple. Go with God and there are no problems. Engage in risk devil inspire behavior and you got trouble.... GUARANTEED! Also Jesus does not approve of consorting with homosexuals or aliens!! AMENNNN!!

Dude! I made this post not long ago and it seems it applies to you too.

CLICK HERE ---->FUCK YOU.

(Last post from me, you're just a waste of space.) Goodbye, I'm going to commit sins and spread evil now.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Well your words reveal your true naure and cloud the divine soul within. And nope aint got nothing agains the midwest yag. Those folks is folks!! and thats just where I happen to cater from!! Sometimes it takes a simple land to reveal the true joys of life.

naure? agains? folks is folks? yag? Rev. I need it in simple English to know what you're saying. Save that for the ignorant masses you preach to.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Better not let the Muslims hear you say that. You'll start a Holy War and we know just where to send them. Want an idea of what Westboro will look like? Go to the pics of Afghanistan and pick a town. I have a feeling you'll be facing Mecca pretty damn quick.

He heh, not if we get'm first. Its funny how all a warlike people need is a couple of nuclear bombs to convince themt they're really pacifists.

 

[WboroBaptM0136]

He heh, not if we get'm first. Its funny how all a warlike people need is a couple of nuclear bombs to convince themt they're really pacifists.

Yeah! And when they meet us aliens they'll run for the hills!