Please... Please.... I'm begging you

[Golden_Silence]

darling the only divine passion I work myself into is for the Monkey...oh and hot tubs...

now the Monkey IN a hot tub...that would be a bit of a holy fount(ain of cum...)

I swear, if you and he procreate in the hot tub at any gathering - one in particular, I'll kick your asses

 

[janeyl]

I just dropped to my knees and did my best Michael J Fox impersonation because I was just overcome by the spirit of the titty.

Bless you my son...always happy to help a sinner

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

darling the only divine passion I work myself into is for the Monkey...oh and hot tubs...

now the Monkey IN a hot tub...that would be a bit of a holy fount(ain of cum...)

In our church many speak in tongues and foam at the mouth. They are overcome with the pure energy of Christ, its better than any other substance you may think of....

 

[janeyl]

In our church many speak in tongues and foam at the mouth. They are overcome with the pure energy of Christ, its better than any other substance you may think of....

you haven't tried Monkey spunk when he's been on the choccie...

 

[janeyl]

I swear, if you and he procreate in the hot tub at any gathering - one in particular, I'll kick your asses

...snerk...

 

[Golden_Silence]

drivel? I don't lurk the GB but it smacks more of some of the other fruit loops...

hello darling man-how was today?

I'm talking of HolyDevil and lorilei13 and the countless other creations that have populated this forum that SeanH outed a few months back... Bear in mind there are 2 loreleis one has been a member for a few years and the alt was stirring and trying to sully her name.

Today? SSDD darling, today, I got to pretend that I was a cabin crew member - I forgot that I wanted to do that as a job

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

you haven't tried Monkey spunk when he's been on the choccie...

Truly thou art the whore of Babylon... NewsFlash! Gettin Jiggy wid Jesus is the ultimate orgasm. Jesus has selected you to be his vessel, how lucky,just think.

 

[janeyl]

I'm talking of HolyDevil and lorilei13 and the countless other creations that have populated this forum that SeanH outed a few months back... Bear in mind there are 2 loreleis one has been a member for a few years and the alt was stirring and trying to sully her name.

Today? SSDD darling, today, I got to pretend that I was a cabin crew member - I forgot that I wanted to do that as a job

Aye-I know him-wasn't sure he was able to sustain quite such a long period of one persona...hence all the alts talking to each other...

awww christ babe-even I'm not that evil-I was kind to all my candidates today...I may not be by Friday if they're fuckwits...

 

[janeyl]

Truly thou art the whore of Babylon... NewsFlash! Gettin Jiggy wid Jesus is the ultimate orgasm. Jesus has selected you to be his vessel, how lucky,just think.

Does he come a lot?-cos I've got a really strong gag reflex if it's too much at once...still the spare does my skin good...I've just run out of aborted foetuses...

 

[Golden_Silence]

Too obvious a GB troll... one won't engage with anyone else now a woman is actually interacting with it

 

[janeyl]

Too obvious a GB troll... one won't engage with anyone else now a woman is actually interacting with it

I'm toying babe...it amuses me...but you know my attention span...like a 2 year old on Ritalin...

 

[Golden_Silence]

Aye-I know him-wasn't sure he was able to sustain quite such a long period of one persona...hence all the alts talking to each other...

awww christ babe-even I'm not that evil-I was kind to all my candidates today...I may not be by Friday if they're fuckwits...

I will post the body of the email I sent my agency in a minute on the blurt... I was a slight pissed off that the company did this....

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Too obvious a GB troll... one won't engage with anyone else now a woman is actually interacting with it

Jesus opens his arms to all... I'm just not running away from weapons of sex! Agents of the lord aren't trolls either, get you facts straight!

 

[Golden_Silence]

I'm toying babe...it amuses me...but you know my attention span...like a 2 year old on Ritalin...

He better start out with teh sparklies soon then

 

[janeyl]

He better start out with teh sparklies soon then

he aint got nothing worth keeping my attention...not even jesus' big cock...

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Does he come a lot?-cos I've got a really strong gag reflex if it's too much at once...still the spare does my skin good...I've just run out of aborted foetuses...

Try him and find out! YAy!

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

he aint got nothing worth keeping my attention...not even jesus' big cock...

We want you in our church! This is a great opportunity. You'll meet new friends.

 

[janeyl]

Try him and find out! YAy!

he ate a lot of fish though didn't he?

it'll taste of mackerel...I'll pass...

and I've always hated beards

 

[IhateClowns]

I would like for you to ask God a question for me please. I have prayed about it and it is eating me up inside. I wonder about it a lot.

Is my grandma who passed away able to watch me jerk off? No not because I am into that because that would be a sin of course. I wonder only because I don't want her to see what I am watching or reading so I don't know if I should get a privacy screen or not.

 

[janeyl]

We want you in our church! This is a great opportunity. You'll meet new friends.

Friends I have plenty of...and lunatics too...I don't like to take my work home with me...

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

I would like for you to ask God a question for me please. I have prayed about it and it is eating me up inside. I wonder about it a lot.

Is my grandma who passed away able to watch me jerk off? No not because I am into that because that would be a sin of course. I wonder only because I don't want her to see what I am watching or reading so I don't know if I should get a privacy screen or not.

Yes. All who new you see, but they are transformed and joined with God.

 

[Golden_Silence]

Jesus opens his arms to all... I'm just not running away from weapons of sex! Agents of the lord aren't trolls either, get your facts straight!

Sorted, please, if you wish to actually engage members on a literature forum, at least use the F7, it is your friend, (note, n ot you or you're friend)

Now, agent, When the lord has finished using you as his glove puppet, maybe he would be so good as to answer the prayers of mine - such as, where was he when my marriage broke down when my ex wife was trying to make people believe that she was acting in the ways of christ to the outside world and, then actually putting a price on the marriage? Where was he then? And, where was he when I tried to keep it together? Was he there? If he was, he sure as heck never made it clear.

There, I WAS a believer, he had one chance, he blew it. That is coming from a man that was baptised a AND confirmed by a Bishop.

Take your time in calling your pastor for guidance on answering - I got all day

 

[IhateClowns]

Yes. All who new you see, but they are transformed and joined with God.

When you say transformed do you mean like the movie? What are they transformed into? Kinda creeps m out knowing that Grannie is watching me spew pancake batter all over my tummy while watching Ace of Cakes....

 

[RoyceConnors]

Spelling Rev. Watch the spelling. God hates it when you make mistakes.

So, about redemption. Do you have coupons for it? Should I look in the weekly flyers for your 2 for 1 specials? Can I get a lay-away plan? Pay at bit now and by the time I'm dead, I'll have my redemption paid off and had fun with every sin imaginable? This is promotional advertizing isn't it? Is it tax deductable? Will my health insurance cover it?

Rev, I have so many questions and no answers. Help me out here. How can I make an informed decision, without knowing all the facts?

 

[RoyceConnors]

Yes. All who new you see, but they are transformed and joined with God.

Transformed? Like Optimus Prime. Cool!!!! I want to be a Bugatti Veyron when I die and transform, where do I put my order in. Transformer aren't robots, they're angels.