Golden_Silence
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Clowns, you seriously should be writing for the pro's.... you have a distinct style, for certain
Please... Please.... I'm begging you
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Clowns, you seriously should be writing for the pro's.... you have a distinct style, for certain
IhateClowns
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Clowns, you seriously should be writing for the pro's.... you have a distinct style, for certain
God wants me here. I tried to go somewhere else, but NunsofStJude.com's moderators were upset when I started telling eah one of them if I would hug, fuck, suck, or simply shake hands with them. God said this isn't the place for you my child and decided to plant me in the PG. Sucks because I hate it here and the people annoy me, but I will be damned if my typing skills haven't improved significantly, showing me he really does work in mysterious ways.
WboroBaptM0134
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Sorted, please, if you wish to actually engage members on a literature forum, at least use the F7, it is your friend, (note, n ot you or you're friend)
Now, agent, When the lord has finished using you as his glove puppet, maybe he would be so good as to answer the prayers of mine - such as, where was he when my marriage broke down when my ex wife was trying to make people believe that she was acting in the ways of christ to the outside world and, then actually putting a price on the marriage? Where was he then? And, where was he when I tried to keep it together? Was he there? If he was, he sure as heck never made it clear.
There, I WAS a believer, he had one chance, he blew it. That is coming from a man that was baptised a AND confirmed by a Bishop.
Take your time in calling your pastor for guidance on answering - I got all day
Finnally a serious question, the first in our marathon of posts....
Well...
Only you know the truth but God doesn't have one chance he has all the chances. Certainly you're probably right to apportion some blame to your wife but the best you can do is try to see your part in the break down. God is the creator but he does not control peoples choices. If youve ever played chess youve seen how decisions people make early in the game have unavoidable consequences later on. God certainly sets the rules of our game and can intervene at distinct points in the thread of life, but some things cannot be altered and those usually have to do with choice. Its very sad and heartbreaking I know when you have tried to hold things together, but to blame your faith is not the answer. Also one shouldn't give up religion for this reason either. Giving up should not be a reaction of despair but one of informed thought. Looking back on life sometimes one can see that seemingly small and insignificant choices set in motion a chain of consequences that led to a catastrophe. Being honest about your own part in this small choices is important in coming to terms with the final. I'm sure things will resolve and acceptance of way it goes is oh so important, for in the end everything is even, and irrelevant. Hope that makes sense.
WboroBaptM0134
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BBC2?!! Isn't that a little pedestrian for someone of your supercharged nature?
janeyl
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Every whore has to have a little down time...natural selection demands it...
SadnonMage
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Well, we have stated at you, several times, that unlike you and your one-sided pedestrian dribble, we aren' t unintelligent, just a bit more adventurous than you.
WboroBaptM0134
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sorry dont quite get your meaning
SadnonMage
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And I'm not at all surprised by that statement one bit.
Golden_Silence
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Really? But with the one thing that the bible says he gave me, freedom of choice - means that he (She) does not have a multitude of choice in saying whether I ever accept him again, no?
I never said that I hadn't - I was asking where he was when I was asking for his help
Then we have a choice do we not? Blindly accept that we are saved if we repent, or, we have the strength to stand by our convictions and take the punishment?
Again, this comes back to the freedom of choice, he (she) can only intervene if we give him the chance - omnipotism and omnipresence does not automatically give permission to invade and intercede
Sorry, I do not buy this. We are told to believe and trust in god, but to not have the right to disbelieve when he (she) abandons us when we are in need? Also, that the word of christ is used and twisted by man to justify what one (Referring to ex wife) does? Do I detect here that you are going to throw back the freedom of choice here to me?
It was a work of disproportionate progress on God's part that lead to my exercising my choice
I'm a big boy, I can live with the choices I made - I own them, I fully understand that I will own them til the day I die
Watch your step here, you may breach the point were you are jumping over the fence and encroaching on gods divine right to judge
Some of this makes sense seeing that it came from someone who has had the words of god, re-written 20 or 30 times over and rephrased by man, yes. These do not however, give me the informed belief that they are YOUR own words, just words that come from what you have been told and, not those you know to be 100% true
WboroBaptM0134
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Oh cause you're so clever aintch ya? No I didn't understand because the meaning wasnt clear. Just explain yourself or stay silent
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How is this pedestrain dribble?
"Allright I've got a friend here who can speak your language a bit better so , maybe we can get our message across...
Yo What up Du... Satin got it rite shady down there alls yall whitey raped up this mFj. Straight to the beat yalls gotta get jiggy wd that whity fella... yo man BigJ. Gonna sort yo ass REAL good so lets keep this to the next episode. Gboy got smacked up Daaddy straight. And that just the starts, smarts! You gotta move with grace, the grace of the MainJ and smack that boy right down to hell. Its gonna be alright I knows it Daddy, so gets you ass in church and stays there so no more shits going down no more! Amen brothas!
Hope that clears things up for ya... YAY!"
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Why aren't you at you're Mosque? reading your Koran. Praying for your 12th Iman?
RoyceConnors
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This says it all for me Rev. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RAQXg0IdfI
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/na...kill-god,19263/?utm_source=recentnews#enlarge
Now you're in deep shit Rev. This isn't going to go well for you, is it?
Now you'll have to go with the last man standing, Satan.
Welcome to the jungle!!!
Now you're in deep shit Rev. This isn't going to go well for you, is it?
Now you'll have to go with the last man standing, Satan.
Welcome to the jungle!!!
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How ridiculous! you cant go into space and 'find ' him! Hes right here inside all of us... watching! When are you going to wake up to the TRUTH!!
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Wrong religion and wrong side bubs!! Korans are just faked that was proved years a go and also people use them to try and incite violence. You'll only find love me!
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1. He has infinite choice because he creates time, and chooses when it ends, but the choice of whether you accept him is yours alone.
2. He was listening and probably did things for you, you just didnt notice.
3. Yes there is choice this is what its all about. Satan commands you, but God offers. Yes by all means stand by your convictions, then accept the consequence. Too often though people do not accept the consequences when they occur, they act like spoilt children because all they feel is the pain of the moment.
4. No you abandon Christ, not the other way around. You choose to do this. And God does not intercede in the rules of the game, if your'e in a sticky situation he will stand by you but you must choose your path.
5 Your not a big boy if you abandon your faith merely because your upset that Jesus didnt save ass when he shouldve.
6. None of this is received ideas these are my own, and the church often does not speak in this way. Also you havent grasped my point about the chaos of life, how seemingly insignificant choices that you may not even remember doing can set in motion chains of events. Thats where prayer helps becomes it helps us to become aware of thos choices, and then empowers us to choose the one that suits us best. This is the meaning of 'walking with God'
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I truly believe that your destiny is to be Christ's honey.
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WboroBaptM0134
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I think he managed to maintain his line pretty well. I'd have to say ach Ya to that. It is possible to convert homosexuals these days. Science has shown that with new drugs their urges can be controlled. Gosh if they cant do it themselves maybe we've got to do it for them!
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Ok folks just thought I'd pass on the good news!!
Since the Catholic sexual abuse crisis erupted a decade ago, there have been numerous attempts to explain its causes, from a lack of fidelity to an over-emphasis on celibacy and clerical privilege. This morning in Rome, Pope Benedict XVI pointed to a deeper unseen force lurking behind the crisis, especially its timing: the Devil.
It’s no accident, the pope implied, that precisely as the Catholic church was celebrating a “Year for Priests” in 2009-2010, the sexual abuse crisis once again took on massive global proportions.
“It was to be expected that this new radiance of the priesthood would not be pleasing to the ‘enemy,’” Benedict XVI said. “He would have rather preferred to see it disappear, so that God would ultimately be driven out of the world.”
The term "the enemy" is a traditional Catholic way of referring to the Devil.
The line drew applause from the crowd gathered in St. Peter’s Square for a Mass bringing the "Year for Priests" to a close. The Vatican said that some 15,000 priests from more than 90 countries were on hand for the event.
Benedict said that the sexual abuse of minors amounts to a direct contradiction of the meaning of the Catholic priesthood.
“So it happened in this very year of joy for the sacrament of the priesthood, the sins of priests came to light – particularly the abuse of the little ones, in which the priesthood, whose task is to manifest God’s concern for our good, turns into its very opposite,” the pope said.
Those comments came as part of Benedict’s homily for the closing Mass of the “Year for Priests," which also marked the feast of the Sacred Heart of Jesus. Benedict XVI did not allude to recent criticism of his own role, or that of the Vatican, in responding to the crisis.
In the run-up to this morning's Mass, some had speculated that Benedict might use the occasion to unveil dramatic new policy measures on the sexual abuse crisis. In fact, the pope did not announce any new initiatives, but instead referred to the crisis in a more spiritual key as a “summons to purification.”
As he has on numerous occasions in the past, the pope apologized both to God and to the victims of abuse, and pledged to prevent such abuse in the future.
“We insistently beg forgiveness from God and from the persons involved, while promising to do everything possible to ensure that such abuse will never occur again,” the pope said.
“In admitting men to priestly ministry and in their formation, we will do everything we can to weigh the authenticity of their vocation and make every effort to accompany priests along their journey, so that the Lord will protect them and watch over them in troubled situations and amid life’s dangers,” he said.
Had the “Year for Priests” been merely a celebration of the human performance of priests, Benedict said, it would have been ruined by the revelations of the sexual abuse crisis. Instead, he said, the crisis should make the church embrace its faith in God with new “courage and humility.”
Later, Benedict XVI invoked the image of the shepherd’s rod, saying that using the rod to correct those who go astray can be a “service of love.”
The use of the rod, the pope said, clearly applies to taking a firmer hand on the sexual abuse crisis.
“Today we can see that it has nothing to do with love when conduct unworthy of the priestly life is tolerated,” he said.
On other matters, Benedict XVI rejected a “functionalist” understanding of the priesthood, treating it as comparable to other jobs or professional roles. Instead, the pope insisted, the priesthood is not an office but a sacrament.
Ultimately, he said, the priesthood expresses the “audacity of God,” who considers flawed men capable of “acting and being present in his stead.”
The pope argued that a priest must make present a God who is actively involved in the affairs of the world and in individual human lives, as opposed to the unknown deities of the ancient world or the “watchmaker” God of the Enlightenment, who creates the world and then withdraws from it.
God actively looks after the world, the pope insisted, including laying down clear moral laws – not to control human beings, but to see them flourish.
“Wherever God’s loving concern is perceived as getting in the way, human beings go awry,” he said.
“We understand that these rules from God are not chains, but the way which he is pointing out to us,” the pope said. “As priests, we need to communicate to others our own joy at the fact that we have been shown the right way.”
In addition to being firm on sexual abuse, the pope also called for greater vigilance about deviations from the faith.
It has nothing to do with love, Benedict XVI said, “if heresy is allowed to spread and the faith twisted and chipped away, as if it were something that we ourselves had invented.”
That remark likewise drew applause, the only other time the crowd this morning interrupted the pope's homily to affirm a particular line. Our good pope even though not specifically of my teachings is a man to be listened too on these disturbing issues. Of course Of course... Satan has tried to destabilize Christendom.
Since the Catholic sexual abuse crisis erupted a decade ago, there have been numerous attempts to explain its causes, from a lack of fidelity to an over-emphasis on celibacy and clerical privilege. This morning in Rome, Pope Benedict XVI pointed to a deeper unseen force lurking behind the crisis, especially its timing: the Devil.
It’s no accident, the pope implied, that precisely as the Catholic church was celebrating a “Year for Priests” in 2009-2010, the sexual abuse crisis once again took on massive global proportions.
“It was to be expected that this new radiance of the priesthood would not be pleasing to the ‘enemy,’” Benedict XVI said. “He would have rather preferred to see it disappear, so that God would ultimately be driven out of the world.”
The term "the enemy" is a traditional Catholic way of referring to the Devil.
The line drew applause from the crowd gathered in St. Peter’s Square for a Mass bringing the "Year for Priests" to a close. The Vatican said that some 15,000 priests from more than 90 countries were on hand for the event.
Benedict said that the sexual abuse of minors amounts to a direct contradiction of the meaning of the Catholic priesthood.
“So it happened in this very year of joy for the sacrament of the priesthood, the sins of priests came to light – particularly the abuse of the little ones, in which the priesthood, whose task is to manifest God’s concern for our good, turns into its very opposite,” the pope said.
Those comments came as part of Benedict’s homily for the closing Mass of the “Year for Priests," which also marked the feast of the Sacred Heart of Jesus. Benedict XVI did not allude to recent criticism of his own role, or that of the Vatican, in responding to the crisis.
In the run-up to this morning's Mass, some had speculated that Benedict might use the occasion to unveil dramatic new policy measures on the sexual abuse crisis. In fact, the pope did not announce any new initiatives, but instead referred to the crisis in a more spiritual key as a “summons to purification.”
As he has on numerous occasions in the past, the pope apologized both to God and to the victims of abuse, and pledged to prevent such abuse in the future.
“We insistently beg forgiveness from God and from the persons involved, while promising to do everything possible to ensure that such abuse will never occur again,” the pope said.
“In admitting men to priestly ministry and in their formation, we will do everything we can to weigh the authenticity of their vocation and make every effort to accompany priests along their journey, so that the Lord will protect them and watch over them in troubled situations and amid life’s dangers,” he said.
Had the “Year for Priests” been merely a celebration of the human performance of priests, Benedict said, it would have been ruined by the revelations of the sexual abuse crisis. Instead, he said, the crisis should make the church embrace its faith in God with new “courage and humility.”
Later, Benedict XVI invoked the image of the shepherd’s rod, saying that using the rod to correct those who go astray can be a “service of love.”
The use of the rod, the pope said, clearly applies to taking a firmer hand on the sexual abuse crisis.
“Today we can see that it has nothing to do with love when conduct unworthy of the priestly life is tolerated,” he said.
On other matters, Benedict XVI rejected a “functionalist” understanding of the priesthood, treating it as comparable to other jobs or professional roles. Instead, the pope insisted, the priesthood is not an office but a sacrament.
Ultimately, he said, the priesthood expresses the “audacity of God,” who considers flawed men capable of “acting and being present in his stead.”
The pope argued that a priest must make present a God who is actively involved in the affairs of the world and in individual human lives, as opposed to the unknown deities of the ancient world or the “watchmaker” God of the Enlightenment, who creates the world and then withdraws from it.
God actively looks after the world, the pope insisted, including laying down clear moral laws – not to control human beings, but to see them flourish.
“Wherever God’s loving concern is perceived as getting in the way, human beings go awry,” he said.
“We understand that these rules from God are not chains, but the way which he is pointing out to us,” the pope said. “As priests, we need to communicate to others our own joy at the fact that we have been shown the right way.”
In addition to being firm on sexual abuse, the pope also called for greater vigilance about deviations from the faith.
It has nothing to do with love, Benedict XVI said, “if heresy is allowed to spread and the faith twisted and chipped away, as if it were something that we ourselves had invented.”
That remark likewise drew applause, the only other time the crowd this morning interrupted the pope's homily to affirm a particular line. Our good pope even though not specifically of my teachings is a man to be listened too on these disturbing issues. Of course Of course... Satan has tried to destabilize Christendom.
IhateClowns
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You lost me at "ok folks...".
So I have always wanted to know why you guys feel that by giving me some grape kool-aid and a sliver of a stale triscuit I am somehow eating and drinking my lord and savior. I don't understand. Isn't that a form of cannibalism?
When I go to church I don't like when we do communion. That tart grape soda leaves a knot in the back of my throat while I spend the next hour digging stale nabisco treats treats out of my molars with the tip of the tongue. How do you expect me to fake laugh at the ministers obligatory joke during his sermon when I cannot concentrate on what the man is saying?
Also what is with all of the theatrics? Does your fella dance around holding the bible high in the air screaming for all to repent because we had the peanut butter recall earlier last year? Do you hold your hand high in the air to praise God because god is willing to come down to you from the heavens but he is too lazy to go that extra 2 feet so you have to reach out for him. Do you close your eyes, sway and hummm while doing it? I have learned that these are musts if you want to be close to God. My problem is I am 6'5 and white so I don't have any rhythm so you get me swaying and well the presence of the lord might make me injure someone. That wouldn't be very Christian of me would it?
Do you scream a lot at church? Apparently God has a beltone because I see a lot of screaming going on at your church. You guys yell a lot but I do have to give you an A for penmanship. You guys are phenomenal with a marker and some poster board. Have you ever thought of going to the Art Institute and see if you can become an artist? Try it, all you have to do is dial an 800 number and sketch a chimpmunk wearing a hat and you are in. Ten you can learn to shade in your signs. Make them 3-D so they really pop when you are standing on a street corner screaming at basically yourselves since no one else really cares to hear you.
God put you on this earth to do amazing things and I see that you guys have taken it up a level or 10. God doesn't hate Fags. He hates people who pretend to know what he wants and trying to spread is word in completely false pretenses. Now screaming very loudly, using a marker well, holding your hand up high, while smacking your lips together to get the bad taste out of your mouth doesn't make you anymore closer to God then those that believe their own thoughts and keep them to themselves. By being here you aren't helping your cause you are helping me smile at the silliness that is you and your beliefs. Because to be honest if you and the people you speak for end up in the same place I do when I die I will know that stealing that tootsie roll when I was 5 was going to come back and bite me in the ass, as I will surely be in hell.
Now I say this knowing you are an Alt. I say this knowing you are just trying to cause trouble, but in actuality all you have done is made me smile and want to jerk off onto your curtains.
MadLove4him
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Control their urges? WTF? It's not a disease that can be cured. It's not a health issue that can be resolved with drugs. What you are asking is for them to suppress who they really are. What you are saying to them is that God couldn't possibly love them for who they are. And that is just wrong.
As many before have probably already stated. This forum is an adult forum and there is no place here for you to spread your beliefs. We come here so that we may be relaxed and be away from hypocrites like you.
WboroBaptM0134
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Well we believe that they are confused about who they really are. God prohibits homosexuality period! If they can't control it, then we can ...correct the issue with science. Our church runs many successful rehabilitation programs.
