Please... Please.... I'm begging you

[RoyceConnors]

He heh, not if we get'm first. Its funny how all a warlike people need is a couple of nuclear bombs to convince themt they're really pacifists.

Spoken like a true Redneck. And 9/11 was what? Just itching to see your pretty church become a pyrotechinque display, aren't you? I bet you tell your good folks to shop at Wal-Mart because it's God's store, they got happy faces there.

So in reality, you're preaching for not only a white America, you'd like to wipe out most of the other races to dominate them to your will. Anyone who has any indication of homosexuality to them will be killed or at least castrated, so they can't breed. You know, I heard of this idea somewhere else and I'm trying to figure out where?

What's that? Zeig Heil, Zeig Heil... Funny, why does the cross above your church look like a swaztika?

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Spoken like a true Redneck. And 9/11 was what? Just itching to see your pretty church become a pyrotechinque display, aren't you? I bet you tell your good folks to shop at Wal-Mart because it's God's store, they got happy faces there.

So in reality, you're preaching for not only a white America, you'd like to wipe out most of the other races to dominate them to your will. Anyone who has any indication of homosexuality to them will be killed or at least castrated, so they can't breed. You know, I heard of this idea somewhere else and I'm trying to figure out where?

What's that? Zeig Heil, Zeig Heil... Funny, why does the cross above your church look like a swaztika?

Nuclear fire is similar to brimstone and yet it is a weapon granted to us to use against those who work for the devil

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

The Talmud actually says that Ham's son Canaan's skin was made black because he saw his father naked.

The older editions of the Talmud that have been translated into English say
"Cush, lineage of Ham, shall become black because of the curse (…)
The crow and the Cushite will be black because of their wrongdoings."

This even translates into the King James bible of course:
Jeremiah 13:23 "Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil."

Genesis 9:25 "And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren."

Even though the bible doesn't directly quote the Talmudic teachings of the man's skin being made black, historians generally conclude than Canaan was a black or "African" person.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Nuclear fire is similar to brimstone and yet it is a weapon granted to us to use against those who work for the devil

Really? Rev, you're losing it. Man made the bomb. Evil, sinning, black, homosexual, Protestant men. They made the bomb. Are you sure you want to use something like that? Think about it, God will cast you down with the Sodomites for doing something like that.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Really? Rev, you're losing it. Man made the bomb. Evil, sinning, black, homosexual, Protestant men. They made the bomb. Are you sure you want to use something like that? Think about it, God will cast you down with the Sodomites for doing something like that.

No black or gay man could have invented the bomb, they're simply not clever enough. Satans not interested in brains, he wants slaves.

 

[Kitkat103]

Anybody else find it odd that someone would come to a sex forum and preach about the "error of our ways?" Its like going to the IRS and calling them crooks.

 

[chargergirl]

Anybody else find it odd that someone would come to a sex forum and preach about the "error of our ways?" Its like going to the IRS and calling them crooks.

Just a troll from the general board, Kat. Use your iggy function and it'll go bye-bye, this thread and all its posts.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Just a troll from the general board, Kat. Use your iggy function and it'll go bye-bye, this thread and all its posts.

I mean no harm, why not listen gently to my soothing words?

 

[Aggressive One]

The thread OP reminds me of those people standing outside around campus screaming at everyone why they are going to hell.

 

[IhateClowns]

Quick question. Since you are so close to God and all. I believe the Snuggie was created by Satan because my wife looks like a homeless monk when she wears hers. Because of that I don't get too excited to want to have sex with her. Not to procreate mind you, but mainly to just pump 3 times, cum on her stomach the watch American Idol.

Now according to your God sex is for procreation and since I just want to drain my balls and not create life I am starting to lean towards God creating the snuggie as a sexual diversion. Since I don't get as much sex with her as I like I end up on sites such as this to spray my mayo. So God is actually sriving me to sex sites such as this and Animal Farm.

So do you feel God is losing this war? I cannot believe that we all missed the beginning of the beginning of the end. I don't know why we didn't notice it the first time that woman was laying on the couch in her snuggie reading some book about him fondling her heaving bosoms, while the woman's husband was expertly jerking off on the toilet to midget porn mumbling how unsexy she looked in that sleeved muumuu.

Because of this obvious ploy on God's part I think I am just going to keep coming to the PG and quietly jerking off while I wait for janeyl to change her AV back to her tits. I am not a proponent of Satan by any means, but I don't play games and God knows that about me so he is actually cool with it.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Quick question. Since you are so close to God and all. I believe the Snuggie was created by Satan because my wife looks like a homeless monk when she wears hers. Because of that I don't get too excited to want to have sex with her. Not to procreate mind you, but mainly to just pump 3 times, cum on her stomach the watch American Idol.

Now according to your God sex is for procreation and since I just want to drain my balls and not create life I am starting to lean towards God creating the snuggie as a sexual diversion. Since I don't get as much sex with her as I like I end up on sites such as this to spray my mayo. So God is actually sriving me to sex sites such as this and Animal Farm.

So do you feel God is losing this war? I cannot believe that we all missed the beginning of the beginning of the end. I don't know why we didn't notice it the first time that woman was laying on the couch in her snuggie reading some book about him fondling her heaving bosoms, while the woman's husband was expertly jerking off on the toilet to midget porn mumbling how unsexy she looked in that sleeved muumuu.

Because of this obvious ploy on God's part I think I am just going to keep coming to the PG and quietly jerking off while I wait for janeyl to change her AV back to her tits. I am not a proponent of Satan by any means, but I don't play games and God knows that about me so he is actually cool with it.

Okay clowns seriously I shouldn't have read that b/c now I'm doubled over half way laughing more so coughing & gasping for air uhhh - but okay it's worth it I guess

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Quick question. Since you are so close to God and all. I believe the Snuggie was created by Satan because my wife looks like a homeless monk when she wears hers. Because of that I don't get too excited to want to have sex with her. Not to procreate mind you, but mainly to just pump 3 times, cum on her stomach the watch American Idol.

Now according to your God sex is for procreation and since I just want to drain my balls and not create life I am starting to lean towards God creating the snuggie as a sexual diversion. Since I don't get as much sex with her as I like I end up on sites such as this to spray my mayo. So God is actually sriving me to sex sites such as this and Animal Farm.

So do you feel God is losing this war? I cannot believe that we all missed the beginning of the beginning of the end. I don't know why we didn't notice it the first time that woman was laying on the couch in her snuggie reading some book about him fondling her heaving bosoms, while the woman's husband was expertly jerking off on the toilet to midget porn mumbling how unsexy she looked in that sleeved muumuu.

Because of this obvious ploy on God's part I think I am just going to keep coming to the PG and quietly jerking off while I wait for janeyl to change her AV back to her tits. I am not a proponent of Satan by any means, but I don't play games and God knows that about me so he is actually cool with it.

I think you may be interested to peruse the Christian guide to great sex.

 

[janeyl]

Quick question. Since you are so close to God and all. I believe the Snuggie was created by Satan because my wife looks like a homeless monk when she wears hers. Because of that I don't get too excited to want to have sex with her. Not to procreate mind you, but mainly to just pump 3 times, cum on her stomach the watch American Idol.

Now according to your God sex is for procreation and since I just want to drain my balls and not create life I am starting to lean towards God creating the snuggie as a sexual diversion. Since I don't get as much sex with her as I like I end up on sites such as this to spray my mayo. So God is actually sriving me to sex sites such as this and Animal Farm.

So do you feel God is losing this war? I cannot believe that we all missed the beginning of the beginning of the end. I don't know why we didn't notice it the first time that woman was laying on the couch in her snuggie reading some book about him fondling her heaving bosoms, while the woman's husband was expertly jerking off on the toilet to midget porn mumbling how unsexy she looked in that sleeved muumuu.

Because of this obvious ploy on God's part I think I am just going to keep coming to the PG and quietly jerking off while I wait for janeyl to change her AV back to her tits. I am not a proponent of Satan by any means, but I don't play games and God knows that about me so he is actually cool with it.

I can't do that...Jeezus sez itz sinful...

 

[IhateClowns]

I think you may be interested to peruse the Christian guide to great sex.

Does that sheet of paper exist? Is it written in blood? I wonder if it is period blood. Only because I hear that the smell of bloody pennies while doing the one and only christian allowed position of missionary, only makes it more spiritual.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

I can't do that...Jeezus sez itz sinful...

Yes,.... you can! Jesus likes sex, just if its chaste and wholesome!

 

[janeyl]

Yes,.... you can! Jesus likes sex, just if its chaste and wholesome!

get my tits out?

excellent-Clowns baby-the girls are all yours!!

 

[IhateClowns]

I can't do that...Jeezus sez itz sinful...

For us not to see it he meant.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

get my tits out?

excellent-Clowns baby-the girls are all yours!!

Yeah get em out and strip while you're at it, let Jesus alone contemplate what he created. Feel his gaze and work yourself into divine passion to submit to his every whim. Such is the path of saints... and were you to prostrate yourself foaming with religious fervor, I would Kneel before thee. Oh God convert her sexual energy to the passion for Christ, and let the mystery of the holy fount be realized.... YAY!

 

[Golden_Silence]

I think you may be interested to peruse the Christian guide to great sex.

Dude... The Missionary position is just the basics... Not great, sorry

 

[IhateClowns]

get my tits out?

excellent-Clowns baby-the girls are all yours!!

I just dropped to my knees and did my best Michael J Fox impersonation because I was just overcome by the spirit of the titty.

 

[RUlookingup]

Pastor Quinn is that you?

 

[Golden_Silence]

Oh, not sure if this has been said already, but, does this smell like a drivel or holy devil concoction?

 

[janeyl]

Yeah get em out and strip while you're at it, let Jesus alone contemplate what he created. Feel his gaze and work yourself into divine passion to submit to his every whim. Such is the path of saints... and were you to prostrate yourself foaming with religious fervor, I would Kneel before thee. Oh God convert her sexual energy to the passion for Christ, and let the mystery of the holy fount be realized.... YAY!

darling the only divine passion I work myself into is for the Monkey...oh and hot tubs...

now the Monkey IN a hot tub...that would be a bit of a holy fount(ain of cum...)

 

[Golden_Silence]

I just dropped to my knees and did my best Michael J Fox impersonation because I was just overcome by the spirit of the titty.

You sick bastard

 

[janeyl]

Oh, not sure if this has been said already, but, does this smell like a drivel or holy devil concoction?

drivel? I don't lurk the GB but it smacks more of some of the other fruit loops...

hello darling man-how was today?