TheExperimentalist
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It's a whole fucking thread now???By the way, at a gentle nudging from @sirhugs, I'mprouddeeply ashamed to announce the Furniture Cinematic Universe Story Ideas thread.
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It's a whole fucking thread now???By the way, at a gentle nudging from @sirhugs, I'mprouddeeply ashamed to announce the Furniture Cinematic Universe Story Ideas thread.
This is the way.It's a whole fucking thread now???
It's a whole, fucking thread, now.It's a whole fucking thread now???
A hole-fucking thread?It's a whole, fucking thread, now.
Usually those go together yes.A hole-fucking thread?
A hole-fucking thread?
are we now discriminating against furniture that lacks holes? They deserve a good fucking too...Usually those go together yes.
No discrimination in the Furniture Cinematic Universe. It's become the FFFA, Free Furnication For All. We're so inclusive that practically any inanimate object found in or around your household is welcome and accepted. We may move out into the wider world soon, particularly if someone doesn't take away internet access from @anthrodisiac or @TheExperimentalist to name but a feware we now discriminating against furniture that lacks holes? They deserve a good fucking too...
so my plan to start a separate thread tomorrow about the toaster is foiled?No discrimination in the Furniture Cinematic Universe. It's become the FFFA, Free Furnication For All. We're so inclusive that practically any inanimate object found in or around your household is welcome and accepted. We may move out into the wider world soon, particularly if someone doesn't take away internet access from @anthrodisiac or @TheExperimentalist to name but a fewoffenderskind contributors.
No exclusion owing to lack of holes, limbs, opposable thumbs, brains, internal organs, external organs...etc.![]()
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Telling us how Bread slides neatly inside Toaster's slots and then gets hot, so hot... red hot. How toaster can take two at the same time or some of their kind can take four or even... no, eight?so my plan to start a separate thread tomorrow about the toaster is foiled?
You know, furniture is high in fibre, but as part of a balanced diet, you really need some fruits and vegetables!Telling us how Bread slides neatly inside Toaster's slots and then gets hot, so hot... red hot. How toaster can take two at the same time or some of their kind can take four or even... no, eight?![]()
Oh please god no - not the fruits and vegetables! PleaaaaaasssseeeeYou know, furniture is high in fibre, but as part of a balanced diet, you really need some fruits and vegetables!
Edit to add: Those 8-slice toasters are proper sluts! Yup. I said it. Let the toaster lobby come for me, I'm ready.

What have we done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????
You're right, that's been done. I mean, how long has it been since the pie fucking on American Pie?Oh please god no - not the fruits and vegetables! Pleaaaaaasssseeee![]()
You've got to repost this on Furniture Cinematic Universe before we're banned from PBP. I blame @sirhugs
Unfortunately, not long of enough for it to have been forgotten.You're right, that's been done. I mean, how long has it been since the pie fucking on American Pie?
The Rave Little Toaster?so my plan to start a separate thread tomorrow about the toaster is foiled?
I said usually, not always! You will be hearing from my lawyers, sir.are we now discriminating against furniture that lacks holes? They deserve a good fucking too...
Where will you find a lawyer with a sense of humor, milady?I said usually, not always! You will be hearing from my lawyers, sir.
He did it. Wasn’t me.I leave you guys alone for a few hours...
Uh Oh! We're in trouble now!!!I leave you guys alone for a few hours...
Are you proposing we tear them a new one?are we now discriminating against furniture that lacks holes? They deserve a good fucking too...