Plot Bunny Pens

[Statius]

So I think I'd prefer stepladder to stand on its own (after all, in my story it's obviously a human fucking her stepladder, which doesn't really work in this universe you're concocting), BUT I don't mind if a completely DIFFERENT anthropomorphic stepladder were to make an appearance in your utterly horrifying train wreck of unholy forniture. (That's fornicating furniture, if it wasn't clear, although why I'm actually adding contributions to this monstrosity is anyone's guess.)

It's too late kid you're caught in some sort of tractor beam.

Or something like that, I don't know I stopped watching Star Wars a looooooong time ago

 

[AStrangeDesire]

I've already submitted for the name change to Furniturdisiac.

Well I'm excited for your coming-out party! Hope I'm invited

Hmm, wait, or is it more of a (furniture) delivery?

 

[Statius]

Well I'm excited for your coming-out party! Hope I'm invited

Hmm, wait, or is it more of a (furniture) delivery?

House warming party?

 

[AStrangeDesire]

House warming party?

So, like a 'gender reveal' thing? Or are you saying 'skip the preliminaries, straight to orgy'?

 

[Duil2]

So, like a 'gender reveal' thing? Or are you saying 'skip the preliminaries, straight to orgy'?

All those tiny pictures have set my brain on fire with sooooo many possibilities.

 

[StillStunned]

You lot are going to be banned from IKEA.

 

[Duil2]

You lot are going to be banned from IKEA.

OMG, when they come to you in that flat pack and you get to watch them develop and grow until they are a fully fledged eighteen year old piece of furniture with which you can furnicate.

 

[liliput1]

OMG, when they come to you in that flat pack and you get to watch them develop and grow until they are a fully fledged eighteen year old piece of furniture with which you can furnicate.

That’s grooming you monster.

 

[AStrangeDesire]

OMG, when they come to you in that flat pack and you get to watch them develop and grow until they are a fully fledged eighteen year old piece of furniture with which you can furnicate.

... I mean, you've got to *ahem* screw them together. Some require nailing, for the backings. Got to be careful though, you've got to tap those finishing nails. You can't just pound them with a big

 

[AStrangeDesire]

All those tiny pictures have set my brain on fire with sooooo many possibilities.

Then it was totally worth it searching for them all

 

[anthrodisiac]

You lot are going to be banned from IKEA.

 

[liliput1]

... I mean, you've got to *ahem* screw them together. Some require nailing, for the backings. Got to be careful though, you've got to tap those finishing nails. You can't just pound them with a big

For some reason we sell more products that contain pegs to our female customers, and a small but loyal number of our male customers...

 

[anthrodisiac]

By the way, at a gentle nudging from @sirhugs, I'm proud deeply ashamed to announce the Furniture Cinematic Universe Story Ideas thread.

 

[NuclearFairy]

"Oh, front door, I didn't realize you were such an anal slut. I would've expected this from back door, but you? You like it when I play with your knockers? No, don't oil your hinges, let everyone hear what I'm doing to while I rail your mail slot. Yeah, anybody could see us, right here on the porch, doesn't that turn you on? I bet I could just make you creeeeaaaaaak if I play with your keyhole just right, you wooden whore."

Someone take away my keyboard, for the love of God.

Sadly, in the date everything game, the door seems entirely asexual. And his voice is made of pure sex and chocolate!

 

[Statius]

Sadly, in the date everything game, the door seems entirely asexual. And his voice is made of pure sex and chocolate!

The door is asexual? Huh. And here I thought it swung both ways

 

[liliput1]

Sadly, in the date everything game, the door seems entirely asexual. And his voice is made of pure sex and chocolate!

I'm not bad I'm just drawn that way.

 

[liliput1]

The door is asexual? Huh. And here I thought it swung both ways

THAT'S A HARMFUL STEREOTYPE, shouts the shaker chair.

 

[NuclearFairy]

The door is asexual? Huh. And here I thought it swung both ways

Nah, that'd be the throw blanket, who's also an adorable woobie.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I love that almost half this thread is is post-Stepladder genesis. We're on page 8, Stepladder showed on page 4

 

[Statius]

I love that almost half this thread is is post-Stepladder genesis. We're on page 8, Stepladder showed on page 4

Never underestimate the power of the absurd.
And nonsense, never underestimate nonsense.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Never underestimate the power of the absurd.
And nonsense, never underestimate nonsense.

Absurdism is my favorite (as the driver and progenitor of quite a number of these idiotic puns, that should be obvious). I NEVER underestimate it. I do underestimate people's willingness to engage with it, and am so, so, SO happy to have found so many people willing to indulge this utter nonsense

 

[Statius]

Absurdism is my favorite (as the driver and progenitor of quite a number of these idiotic puns, that should be obvious). I NEVER underestimate it. I do underestimate people's willingness to engage with it, and am so, so, SO happy to have found so many people willing to indulge this utter nonsense

I love nonsense and absurdity. So much fun. Most of my posts revolve around it. The humor here in the AH is a huge draw for me; and distraction, which isn't good for my focus or writing, but oh well, laughing is important too

 

[AStrangeDesire]

It does seem like a real group effort. Hell, I even got an honorable mention, and I'm a little proud of that

 

[anthrodisiac]

It does seem like a real group effort. Hell, I even got an honorable mention, and I'm a little proud of that

Ya did good, handcuffs, ya did good.