Pmann wants to discuss Johnny Depp and Amber Heard

[Taegul]

Aww... Was she having a colonoscopy too?

That's gross! Now get your mind out of the gutter and try Amber Heard's brand new and totally unique milkshake. It brings ALL the boys to the yard!

 

[Lord Pmann]

That's gross! Now get your mind out of the gutter and try Amber Heard's brand new and totally unique milkshake. It brings ALL the boys to the yard!

This is vile. Bravo.

 

[SassySheDevil]

So. Wondering if @Lord Pmann has seen all of (or any of) Ambers after trial interviews where she has heard that the Jurors didn't buy her Crocodile tears and she's claiming she lost ONLY because the Jurors were Star Struck with Johnny.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So. Wondering if @Lord Pmann has seen all of (or any of) Ambers after trial interviews where she has heard that the Jurors didn't buy her Crocodile tears and she's claiming she lost ONLY because the Jurors were Star Struck with Johnny.

I haven't heard of this yet. It is an interesting position to have to go to court against one of the most charming actors of all time. She's not that great of an actor. And, with as hot as she is, I still found Depp to be more likable.

In my opinion, she lost the moment she shit in his bed.

 

[Lady2020]

Now, I'm normally one to shy away from drama. I certainly don’t like watching drama between couples unfold in public; it makes me uncomfortable. That’s just not who I am. However, it’s very hard to look at anything online without seeing some Depp/Heard drama.

Now, everyone seems to love Johnny Depp and be on his side. When I first started hearing this, I thought people must be wrong because he seems like the ass of a donkey. Also, Amber Heard is easy on the eyes and… okay, that’s it. It’s enough reason for me to want to side with her. But then I saw some of the exchanges between the two… Johnny was quite clever and charming, some would say reminiscent of Lord Pmann. Some would say that.

Then I started seeing some of her testimony. She’s not the most eloquent. Nor is she likable. Nor is she believable. And she shit in his bed. 🛏 Now I’m not judgy. I mean, who among us hasn’t shit in SOMEONE’S bed? Our own? A friend’s? A lover’s?

HOWEVER, I figure I may be going easy on her because of her pretty face and impeccable fashion. Her stylist is on point. Although she did wear one outfit that looked like something from Kim Jong Un’s closet. She still looked hot as hell, but a North Korean dictator look may not be the sympathetic appeal for which she’s trying.

On a more serious note… this sucks balls for both of them. Imagine if your shittiest behaviour () was literally broadcast on every social media outlet for the world to see. Recorded. On blast. Everyone judging your every move. Taking sides.

Furthermore, TRY to imagine for a moment, if Lit was a place where people blasted their drama out there for the world to see. Like if two people liked each other and it went south, then they acted like cunts to one another. Maybe some of it leaked onto the boards. Maybe some people took sides. What if someone made a passive aggressive post in the Dear Lister thread or posted James Blunt music in the What Are You Listening To thread?

Let’s discuss.

I think we know Pmann isn't going to leak anything onto the boards. It's the rest of us doing it. Because where else can we poor sad suckers needing a good fuck and not getting it for whatever reason go to try to voice what's going on?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think we know Pmann isn't going to leak anything onto the boards. It's the rest of us doing it. Because where else can we poor sad suckers needing a good fuck and not getting it for whatever reason go to try to voice what's going on?

Do you have any drama you’d like to share?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

...what does TMZ stand for?

 

[Strixaluco]

I can't bother to follow that drama. Both are actors, and the whole US court system seems to be an expensive theatre anyway. I don't trust the result in either way, and even less what the media tells about the case

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Do you have any drama you’d like to share?

I feel like there's some going on in Lit's inner circles... its permeating Lit's atmosphere

...or maybe I've just been sniffing too much of Lit lately

 

[Lord Pmann]

I feel like there's some going on in Lit's inner circles... its permeating Lit's atmosphere

...or maybe I've just been sniffing too much of Lit lately

If you have any leads, I’ll investigate. Did Fara get mad and shit on someone’s pillow? Is that why she left? Basically, we need people to leak something (no pun intended to the previous comment) onto the Dear Lister thread or something. It needs to be vague enough that we all question, but pointed enough that someone knows the subject.

TMZ is thirty mile zone, which I believe is where all the movie production takes place in Hollywood. Very high concentration of douchebags in that area.

 

[Taegul]

I'd just like to take a moment to point out that Johnny Depp's character was killed by Freddie Krueger in 1984's A Nightmare on Elm Street. Freddie Krueger! A dude wearing a glove with blades on it.

Did that get poor Johnny Depp down? Hell no! He came back in true gangster fashion to play Edward Scissorhands! He said, "Fuck you, Freddie Krueger" and took bladed hands to an entirely new level.

Not to mention, he was killed in bed by Freddie Krueger without shitting the bed. What a pro.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'd just like to take a moment to point out that Johnny Depp's character was killed by Freddie Krueger in 1984's A Nightmare on Elm Street. Freddie Krueger! A dude wearing a glove with blades on it.

Did that get poor Johnny Depp down? Hell no! He came back in true gangster fashion to play Edward Scissorhands! He said, "Fuck you, Freddie Krueger" and took bladed hands to an entirely new level.

Not to mention, he was killed in bed by Freddie Krueger without shitting the bed. What a pro.

In the upcoming remake, Johnny Depp returns and his biggest nightmare is Freddy dropping a deuce on his pillow. Terrifying stuff.

 

[alwaysaway]

In the upcoming remake, Johnny Depp returns and his biggest nightmare is Freddy dropping a deuce on his pillow. Terrifying stuff.

What kind?

 

[Lord Pmann]

That’s disgusting.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

haha no. The Lit drama that became public. A couple times. I try and shit in the toilet whenever possible.

Just wait. Someone will be along and say

Hey why waste a good shit on a toilet? Take a shot on someone

Ok. There’s my bathroom humor for the day.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

That’s disgusting.

Maybe so, but we both know she is a subject matter expert on this topic.

 

[Trekka]

i like how this thread has swiftly taken a turn toward the too-much-for-Pmann’s-delicate-constitution direction. Rock on.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I guess I should have warned y’all. I can have a bit of a twisted sense of humor. All in good fun.

 

[alwaysaway]

Maybe so, but we both know she is a subject matter expert on this topic.

 

[Trekka]

^^i feel like there’s a story behind this…!

 

[Lord Pmann]

^^i feel like there’s a story behind this…!

There is.

 

[Trekka]

There is.

Is there, now?

 

[alwaysaway]

There is.

Is there, now?

 

[Trekka]

 

[Dribble]

She's pretty. But damn...is she ever manipulative. There was a song by GnR...about I used to love her...but I had to kill her...and she's buried in the back yard. Well...that would be us. Not worth it