Poetry in Motion

[CJontherocks]

What do you think of this thought for a thread?
Let's lighten things up with a game for our head.
The rules are quite simple, each line has to rhyme.
We can talk about anything; sex, politics, crime...
We'll talk about whatever matters the most;
The only thing odd is the style of our post.
What I enter at last, you needn't rhyme with your first;
Just be mindful that all of your lines must be versed.
And this isn't a test of your memorization,
So make sure your post is your own compilation.

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I started this game in another Lit room, but sadly it ceased to exist
I'm starting anew
For the Playgrounder crew
'Cause I know you fun peeps can't resist

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Who's with me; who's in? Are you up to this game?
Just click on REPLY underneath the last frame.

 

[Hornblende]

What do you think of this thought for a thread?
Let's lighten things up with a game for our head.
The rules are quite simple, each line has to rhyme.
We can talk about anything; sex, politics, crime...
We'll talk about whatever matters the most;
The only thing odd is the style of our post.
What I enter at last, you needn't rhyme with your first;
Just be mindful that all of your lines must be versed.
And this isn't a test of your memorization,
So make sure your post is your own compilation.

-----

I started this game in another Lit room, but sadly it ceased to exist
I'm starting anew
For the Playgrounder crew
'Cause I know you fun peeps can't resist

-----

Who's with me; who's in? Are you up to this game?
Just click on REPLY underneath the last frame.

A first class proposal so please count me in
Although this being Lit I suspect we'll begin
With some smutty type banter designed to inflame
All erogenous zones 'cause that's part of the game
So don't be disheartened (forgive me being blunt)
If every third word is vagina or cunt
It's the rhyming that counts and they're easy to bank
Now I've said my piece and I'm off for a wank

 

[CJontherocks]

Our first poet, it seems, is a wonderful fit
This gentleman comes with a rapier wit
Let's welcome this fellow with all of our hearts
As he lists off the names of our sexual parts

He'd like the discussion to be a bit bawdy
And I'm in agreement for talk that is naughty
So now I invite you to follow this leader
With sexual rhymes done in near-perfect meter

 

[CJontherocks]

I generally like the idea of this thread
but being held to unknown standards does cause some dread
is there a minimum limit I'm expected to write?
To me four lines feels just about right.

Four lines is perfectly fun
There's no need to fret about that
Just say what you say 'til you're done
Then conclude with a tip of your hat

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I see there are three men here to be joined
I'll be the first female with rhyme to be coined
Hornblende's focus is sex
What will he say next
As for the word cunt
I'd prefer he did hunt
For a better word to be used
His eyes should peruse
A thesaurus you see
Would help him, help me!

 

[CJontherocks]

I see there are three men here to be joined
I'll be the first female with rhyme to be coined
Hornblende's focus is sex
What will he say next
As for the word cunt
I'd prefer he did hunt
For a better word to be used
His eyes should peruse
A thesaurus you see
Would help him, help me!

The "C" word is certainly dicey to use
When in company of a mixed gender
And now that we have here our first female muse
Let's be careful that we don't offend her.

 

[Hornblende]

The "C" word is certainly dicey to use
When in company of a mixed gender
And now that we have here our first female muse
Let's be careful that we don't offend her.

I do beg the dear lady's pardon
From here on I'll use "lady garden"
Though on some occasional whim
I may employ "pussy" or "quim"
For when choosing a word at the time
One must use its potential to rhyme
So still, at the end of my hunt
I may need to reach for a c**t

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

The "C" word is certainly dicey to use
When in company of a mixed gender
And now that we have here our first female muse
Let's be careful that we don't offend her.

Thank you

I am hard to offend
I will not pretend
I just like to tease
For me it does please
Mixed company I enjoy
If they bring their own toy
We can all have fun and play
The "C" word will not keep me away

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I do beg the deal lady's pardon
From herein I'll use "lady garden"
Though on some occasional whim
I may employ "pussy" or "quim"
For when choosing a word at the time
One must use its potential to rhyme
So still, at the end of my hunt
I may need to reach for a c**t



I adore you kind Sir
For *staring* the slur
My pardon is given
Words should not be hidden
If at the end of your hunt
You simply can't punt
I'm sure the word that you use
Will be the best you could choose
It is all about rhyme
You have committed no crime
If you need reach for the "C" word
I'll read it with my eyes blurred

 

[Hornblende]

I do beg the dear lady's pardon
From here on I'll use "lady garden"
Though on some occasional whim
I may employ "pussy" or "quim"
For when choosing a word at the time
One must use its potential to rhyme
So still, at the end of my hunt
I may need to reach for a c**t



I adore you kind Sir
For *staring* the slur
My pardon is given
Words should not be hidden
If at the end of your hunt
You simply can't punt
I'm sure the word that you use
Will be the best you could choose
It is all about rhyme
You have committed no crime
If you need reach for the "C" word
I'll read it with my eyes blurred

...

 

[numeniusa]

I love the idea of this thread
For there's nothing that cannot be said
In couplets which naturally rhyme
The language can be just sublime

But in Lit things can often get flirty
And sometimes deliciously dirty
I'm wondering now in my head
Who might just be poetry in bed....?

 

[beachbaby179]

All this talk about c**ts
From all different fronts
With stars or without
Is that all it's about?
But what of the guys?
If I'm using my eyes
they don't have a c**t
but look at their front!

Some call it a dick
Some call it a cock
Whatever it is
It's not under MY frock
So it's this or it's that
but wherever you're at
they're all pretty grand
let's give them a hand.

 

[ViciousTease]

Lines about c**ts, and dicks, and cocks,
I just have to say, this thread rocks!

 

[beachbaby179]

So glad we could please
Our own ViciousTease!

 

[le_kitty]

What an intriguing thread!
She said with coffee in hand,
Choking out loud at the sheer,
Wit of those here,
“Who’s with me; who’s in?”
Yep sir I’ll join!
Must I lose my hymen,
To seek the next rhyme?

 

[CJontherocks]

What an intriguing thread!
She said with coffee in hand,
Choking out loud at the sheer,
Wit of those here,
“Who’s with me; who’s in?”
Yep sir I’ll join!
Must I lose my hymen,
To seek the next rhyme?

You needn't sacrifice precious virginity
But taking yours, dear, is surely divinity

 

[Hornblende]

When travelling in "les Pays-Bas",
Oh dear cautious traveller beware,
There are towns that delight, but alas, (Nearly rhymes, try pronouncing it in French )
There is one thing that gets in my hair,
When you're settling in for the night,
And sleepiness in your head dwells,
And your eyelids surrender the fight,
It's time for the fucking church bells!

 

[CJontherocks]

So here's what I'm thinking
And no, I'm not drinking
My purpose is not to encumber
I want to be one of you
Better than none of you
Proud with a Playgrounder number

 

[CJontherocks]

When travelling in "les Pays-Bas",
Oh dear cautious traveller beware,
There are towns that delight, but alas, (Nearly rhymes, try pronouncing it in French )
There is one thing that gets in my hair,
When you're settling in for the night,
And sleepiness in your head dwells,
And your eyelids surrender the fight,
It's time for the fucking church bells!

It sounds as if you might be stressed
By the chiming that keeps you up late
Here's what I've found
To be solid and sound
When I can't sleep, I just masturbate

 

[Hornblende]

It sounds as if you might be stressed
By the chiming that keeps you up late
Here's what I've found
To be solid and sound
When I can't sleep, I just masturbate

I might have been somewhat less troubled
If I hadn't just caught Numi's cough
With the bells all my wakefulness doubled
I was too ill to toss myself off!
Yet when morning arrived in its splendour
I found myself feeling quite good
And I woke up to somebody tender
And a splendidly fine morning wood.

 

[CJontherocks]

I might have been somewhat less troubled
If I hadn't just caught Numi's cough
With the bells all my wakefulness doubled
I was too ill to toss myself off!
Yet when morning arrived in its splendour
I found myself feeling quite good
And I woke up to somebody tender
And a splendidly fine morning wood.

A boon to be sure, and I envy you sir
For your talent as well as your luck
I'm sure the young miss, from your stroke and your kiss
Became willing and wanting to fuck

 

[Hornblende]

I'm bumping this thread, in hope of some action
For reading these verses brings me satisfaction
So come on you Litsters and take up the task
Please give us your poems, 'tis not much to ask
They need not be sagas or writ in blank verse
Don't let this thread die, for it would be perverse!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I love the idea of this thread
For there's nothing that cannot be said
In couplets which naturally rhyme
The language can be just sublime

But in Lit things can often get flirty
And sometimes deliciously dirty
I'm wondering now in my head
Who might just be poetry in bed....?

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This woman here
is loved quite dear
She has made a good point
'bout Lit being a flirty joint
Numi has place a thought in my head
Something about being good in bed

Oh...the men from which to choose
It's almost impossible to lose
You have several good options
To the wind through your cautions

There is a man called jett
He'd make a handsome pet
Then there's rbijon
He's no one's pawn
We also have Viper
He's one I'd like to decipher

Then there's her hubby, Hornblende
I think he's quite friendly
There are several more
But I don't want to bore

I will end it here
Because my dear,
If I say any more
You may think me a whore

So, I agree with the rest
This thread is one of the best
This is not the time
To ignore the rhyme

So, give it a try
Be you lady or guy
It's all a bit of luck
Much like getting a good f**k~!

 

[CJontherocks]

The Apple of Eden has spoken
You know about sex she ain't jokin'
She knows what she wants
But her sexiness daunts
'Cause her level of hotness is smokin'

 

[le_kitty]

Good morning dear fellows,
And ladies hello!
I offer you coffee and toast,
Nothing more I can boast,
Do whisper and tell,
How fares thee?