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[Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With]

First man in a chicken suit to ever run up the front steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art ala Rocky.

He ran down Lexington Ave butt naked

 

[kurrginatorX]

He ran down Lexington Ave butt naked

She ran down Lexington Steele butt naked.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Bump.

 

[Jada59]

He's the world's clumsiest person. Can't stop bumping into things!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Good evening. Our top story tonight: Chronic Masturbator Jada59 eclipsed the 100,000 orgasm mark today, setting a record that will likely never be broken. Said Ms. 59, "And to think, it took just one three-day weekend and my vibrator, Goldie." Now, here's Tom with sports.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Good evening. Our top story tonight: Chronic Masturbator Jada59 eclipsed the 100,000 orgasm mark today, setting a record that will likely never be broken. Said Ms. 59, "And to think, it took just one three-day weekend and my vibrator, Goldie." Now, here's Tom with sports.

He got shot by a robber for too much commentary...hehehe

 

[DeckardNYC]

He got shot by a robber for too much commentary...hehehe

She won the "Shore Eats 2019" version of Chopped by creating Maryland crab cakes from used tea leaves.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Good ol' deckardNYC was at it again. Earlier today, he thoroughly licked 27 cats clean, beating that record by five, then he coughed up the world-s biggest hairball, which weighed nine pounds, seven ounces.

Wow, Biff. That's something else.

It sure is, Muffy. Mr. Deckard stated his next feat will be to consume 2000 chicken ribs in under thirty minutes.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Good ol' deckardNYC was at it again. Earlier today, he thoroughly licked 27 cats clean, beating that record by five, then he coughed up the world-s biggest hairball, which weighed nine pounds, seven ounces.

Wow, Biff. That's something else.

It sure is, Muffy. Mr. Deckard stated his next feat will be to consume 2000 chicken ribs in under thirty minutes.

Read for yourself: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9498664/couple-sex-act-on-beach-hove-sussex/

 

[VoraciousValue]

Read for yourself: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9498664/couple-sex-act-on-beach-hove-sussex/

Proposed to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez live on the Jumbotron at Yankee Stadium. At press time, the Congresswoman was still unaware of his unrequited love.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Proposed to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez live on the Jumbotron at Yankee Stadium. At press time, the Congresswoman was still unaware of his unrequited love.

He was found sobbing inconsolably on the Mall after reading about the chaos in the Redskins office this year.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Read for yourself: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9498664/couple-sex-act-on-beach-hove-sussex/

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He was found sobbing inconsolably on the Mall after reading about the chaos in the Redskins office this year.

Repurposes old toothpaste tubes with minced meat and veggies. This, with a glass of Tang, makes him feel like an astronaut.

 

[Jada59]

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Repurposes old toothpaste tubes with minced meat and veggies. This, with a glass of Tang, makes him feel like an astronaut.

Has developed a new variety of jumbo peanuts that taste like almonds.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Has developed a new variety of jumbo peanuts that taste like almonds.

Cruelty to animals: Her sweet li'l pussy is exhausted after that last workout.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Cruelty to animals: Her sweet li'l pussy is exhausted after that last workout.

His car broke down on the side of the road and he set up an advice table to lure people over since counting over 5,000 vehicles passing him without stopping.

 

[Jada59]

His car role down on the side of the road and set up an advice table to lure people over since counting over 5,000 vehicles passing him without stopping.

Is starrng in a spectacular Burlesque show.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Is starrng in a spectacular Burlesque show.

Has a traveling show showcasing her trained Vampire Kitties

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Has a traveling show showcasing her trained Vampire Kitties

Has developed a line of pin-up themed lingerie

 

[Jada59]

Has developed a line of pin-up themed lingerie

He was walking around town, wearing only a maple leaf.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

He was walking around town, wearing only a maple leaf.

"Proudly"

Has managed to train a cat to actually do something. That "something" is "sleep 23.5 hours-a-day". "Its'a all in picking something they enjoy" she told reporters with a yawn.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Alcohol-infused madman TANSTAAFL58 has been involved in a number of liquor store hold-ups. He steals one bottle and nothing more. His drink of choice? S'mores-flavored Schnapps.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Alcohol-infused madman TANSTAAFL58 has been involved in a number of liquor store hold-ups. He steals one bottle and nothing more. His drink of choice? S'mores-flavored Schnapps.

Caught speeding in space.

 

[de_valmont]

Caught speeding in space.

Forgot to pull her skirt down so almost caught in the act. And because she looks so gorgeous she caused a series of accidents with much car damage.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Forgot to pull her skirt down so almost caught in the act. And because she looks so gorgeous she caused a series of accidents with much car damage.

Got into a heated screaming match in a city's square over which Budweiser is the best.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Finally got caught swimming the shallows in a shark suit, frightening the guests at the beach.