Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news
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DeckardNYC
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She eloped with Right Bottler.
done_got_old
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He was caught trying to fuck the Statue of Liberty!
DeckardNYC
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She was licking a dick on the 7 train in rush hour.
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He sold his soul to the Devil in order to learn to play Polka music. When he reached the height of his popularity (15 new friends on Facebook) the devil claimed his due.
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She conveniently neglected to mention she was my partner in crime.
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Gets out the duct tape and silk scarves.
I'm thinking the world won't see you for a while.
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Has the World’s biggest ball of yard.
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She's catnip woman! Cats respond wildly amorous around her.
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He take his adventures to new heights. He lived after kayaking over Niagara Falls.
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She once made Mother Theresa cry.
SugarandSpice19
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For stealing the last Doors album
starrynightin64
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Busted by cops for mistaking SugarandSpice was not a new synthetic marijuana name.
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Pulled a 400 pound grouper out of the gulf yesterday, fishing in the surf!!! Wow!!
VoraciousValue
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Secretly hopes for the day New Jersey conquers New York City.
DeckardNYC
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Actually lives in Maryland.
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Made an attempt to return to the womb because he had had enough of this world. Epic fail, but the woman he tried to squeeze into seemed quite happy.
DeckardNYC
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He forgot his guidebook, so he's wandering Pere Lachaise Cemetery aimlessly, looking for Morrison's grave.
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The maps he uses are so old they have "There be monsters here" on unnamed plots of land and water.
kurrginatorX
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Got caught by Bill Maher and Nancy Pelosi scalping tickets to the DNC Town Hall Meeting.
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Bump.
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Tried to bring the world of Literotica to the news headlines, however only managed to showcase his perverted tendencies.
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Woman Single-handedly Revives Roller-Skating Craze of the 80s. Story on page 7.
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Man distills scotch from snow!!!
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