Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again

[BlackCaramelCreme]

She has finally fulfilled her childhood dream of running away with the circus.

Tried to break into Rikers Island and was successful.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Tried to break into Rikers Island and was successful.

She took the public bus to see me at Rikers, opted for the body cavity search.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Look, they do it…very well.

Gets excited when passing the women’s lotions section in the store. He’s been in the men’s room for the past 20 minutes so far.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Look, they do it…very well.

Gets excited when passing the women’s lotions section in the store. He’s been in the men’s room for the past 20 minutes so far.

Made a PornHub video where she masturbates in a car wash.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Made a PornHub video where she masturbates in a car wash.

And you know about this? Hmmmm…looks like you’re a regular there…So that was you in the gimp outfit with a cut out for your mustache.

He has his own account there where he’s a contributor and he has more hits on his account than me!

 

[Anastasia1999]

And you know about this? Hmmmm…looks like you’re a regular there…So that was you in the gimp outfit with a cut out for your mustache.

He has his own account there where he’s a contributor and he has more hits on his account than me!

She’s on her way to the airport with her German dictionary in her purse.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

She’s on her way to the airport with her German dictionary in her purse.

She won the lottery for a high amount. All that was seen of her was postcards mailed to her residence.

 

[DeckardNYC]

She won the lottery for a high amount. All that was seen of her was postcards mailed to her residence.

She's on a mission to visit every state capital by train.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

She's on a mission to visit every state capital by train.

How’d you know?

Dressed like the clown in his avatar and got abducted by Rasputia (from the movie Norbit) because of her clown fetish.

 

[DeckardNYC]

How’d you know?

Dressed like the clown in his avatar and got abducted by Rasputia (from the movie Norbit) because of her clown fetish.

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Got all the way to Cheyenne, Wyoming, and realized she missed Dover, and has to come all the way back before continuing.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

He keeps getting ran off the road in the fast lane…while on a skateboard. Last seen in a ditch.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He keeps getting ran off the road in the fast lane…while on a skateboard. Last seen in a ditch.

She says she pulled a hami while running yesterday, and she's not leaving the house till all the pain is gone.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

She says she pulled a hami while running yesterday, and she's not leaving the house till all the pain is gone.

He got caught up in a b-boy dance battle with some kid half his age. Pride wouldn’t allow him to admit defeat, even though he’s struggling with lidocaine patches on his back, icy hot cream on his knees and an ace bandage on his ankle.

 

[loquere]

She won a free trip to Mars with SpaceX

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Out working the pole for buying my birthday gift in a few months. Starting now to afford some things at the dollar store.

 

[ydahecnot]

Out working the pole for buying my birthday gift in a few months. Starting now to afford some things at the dollar store.

Melted in someone’s mouth

 

[pumaman23]

Melted in someone’s mouth

Covered by a passing cloud

 

[DeckardNYC]

Covered by a passing cloud

Thought he could fly like Peter Pan, turned out he was more Pet Rock.

 

[_valkyrie_]

With a fashion sense like DeckardNYC's, who in their right mind would want to be seen out and about? They do quite well to hide from the world.

 

[DeckardNYC]

With a fashion sense like DeckardNYC's, who in their right mind would want to be seen out and about? They do quite well to hide from the world.

Took a wrong turn, now she's on a highway to hell.

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC is missing after declaring he was going on a bird watching trip.

 

[DeckardNYC]

DeckardNYC is missing after declaring he was going on a bird watching trip.

She's very busy in Europe.

 

[Mrtenant]

She's very busy in Europe.

Warming up for his Ninja Warrior debut

 

[DeckardNYC]

Warming up for his Ninja Warrior debut

Not really missing, just sound asleep in the corner.

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC is missing due to the fact that he put too much detergent in the washer, creating an insurmountable quantity of foam, which positively engulfed him. He's still wading through.