Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again

[Series 6]

Locked in the trunk of a NEW CAR!

Went out to get a new pack of masks and never came back

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Got lost in six new series.

 

[RachelWalsh]

Got lost in six new series.

Too much ketchup

 

[VoraciousValue]

Went to the Louvre and got confused for an actual work of art.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Got stuck in a maze.

 

[Girly_girl]

Got swallowed up by their chair

 

[AlexBailey]

Was checking out tide pools and got stranded out on a rock, now waiting for the tide to go back out.

 

[caitiff1969]

They miss me because our friendship was just starting.

Was checking out tide pools and got stranded out on a rock, now waiting for the tide to go back out.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Accidentally called emergency services too many times.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Accidentally called emergency services too many times.

Been in their basement for days jerking off to video of Bob Barker.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Got the ick, much like I did, from that statement and itoo embarrassed to show their face.

 

[Coyote100]

Been in their basement for days jerking off to video of Bob Barker.

Got lost when looking for his brothers Harpo, Chico, and Zeppo.

 

[AlexBailey]

Got lost when looking for his brothers Harpo, Chico, and Zeppo.

Seriously fucked up and got caught in his own ACME road runner trap.

 

[seetheartinme]

Seriously fucked up and got caught in his own ACME road runner trap.

She ran away with me

 

[VoraciousValue]

She ran away with me

Felt a strange sexual urge at the zoo and is now breastfeeding a baby panda.

Got the ick, much like I did, from that statement and itoo embarrassed to show their face.

I don't show my face around here anyway. I think I look horrible. Had a lot of women online see my face and RUN!

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

They exploded for no reason.

 

[MrsPassion]

The price was in fact not right, and they haven’t been seen since.

 

[AlexBailey]

Mrs Passion is a dynamo, usually the driving force of everything in her vicinity. This has been going on for some years now and she feels the need to step back and let someone else take the helm for a while, so she’s just chillin for now.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Went too far with her crop.

 

[AlexBailey]

He’s home wearing nothing but sweats and boxers until his welts aren’t so angry.

 

[lanceGibs]

Nursing her sore orifices after a night out with two bulls .

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Was forced to admit he’s not actually a knight.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Is currently in Cleveland trying to find any of Drew Carey's previous sexual partners.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Fell asleep somewhere they shouldn't have.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Tried to ride on the back of an actual jaguar.