Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Assuming I care about points.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Accidentally locked in the Winfred-Louder warehouse.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Accidentally locked in the Winfred-Louder warehouse.

He got into the car with a van full of grannies that escaped the homes. I'll send thought and prayers he will return safely.

 

[hairball18]

Papa. Bear ate her

 

[snexxer]

Papa. Bear ate her

Hes been locked in the pound due to carrying cat flu

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Fell into a toilet by accident.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Fell into a toilet by accident.

Kidnapped Ryan Stiles and is currently torturing him in their basement.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Kidnapped Ryan Stiles and is currently torturing him in their basement.

No, he's not my type tbh.

Hid till it was too late.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Got in line early to visit "The Christmas Story" house

 

[curious_slut]

Yet another excursion into the far-flung wilderness of the Himalayas scouting for the yeti. The search and rescue team is getting fed up.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Became lost in the Pacific Northwest while chasing the thunder.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Became lost in the Pacific Northwest while chasing the thunder.

Tour bus took a wrong turn

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Tour bus took a wrong turn

Someone at the zoo pissed off the wrong mob boss, so they stole the guest favorite seal in retaliation.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Laat seen in the vicinity of Hokkaido at the height of sealling season.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Was too distracted by their book.

 

[RideFl71]

Lost his glasses

 

[MindYaBitness]

Poachers got him

 

[Azuldrgon]

Poachers got him

She's busy getting the apples ready for trick or treating.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Disappeared inside a haunted building.

 

[Chernosoth]

He lost a game of thinking chairs.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Forgot to feed his cats.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Kidnapped by mimi.

 

[lanceGibs]

Kidnapped by mimi.

Lost in her daddy's the hairy chest.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Caught in a round-up.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Couldn't put their book down.