Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again

[Series 6]

Tried to ride on the back of an actual jaguar.

Ran off to fulfill their secret needs and desires with Mimi

 

[SadieAnne]

Went to war

 

[RideFl71]

Went to war

Got lost in the library

 

[AlexBailey]

Got lost in the library

Shhh!

He stayed the night at my house and he’s still asleep.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Shhh!

He stayed the night at my house and he’s still asleep.

She is changing the crank-shaft on his car.

 

[RideFl71]

She is changing the crank-shaft on his car.

He's stuck going around the round about...

Hey look Big Ben again..
(Movie reference)

 

[hairball18]

He went for a ride.

 

[RideFl71]

He drown in a bowl of Spaggetti

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Tried to car surf.

 

[Series 6]

Tried to car surf.

Rocked Cleveland just a little too hard......

 

[SadieAnne]

He’s inside a video game.

 

[Series 6]

He’s inside a video game.

She got lost going to get her photos developed.....

 

[Polranny]

****

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Got stuck in the Depths.

 

[ShaneoD]

Got stuck in the Depths.

Has been convicted for convincing others to invest in a Ponzi scheme

 

[Series 6]

Has been convicted for convincing others to invest in a Ponzi scheme

In an intricate scheme, he defrauded Social Security to the point that it will become insolvent years before expected. He then mysteriously disappeared.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

In an intricate scheme, he defrauded Social Security to the point that it will become insolvent years before expected. He then mysteriously disappeared.

There’s a 6th or maybe 7th dimension that he went to investigate and can’t find his way back. Too much mathing for me to explain it all.

 

[VoraciousValue]

She’s being her typical hermit self hanging out in the Grinch’s mountain caves

Poached by big game hunters in the Serengeti.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Losing his mind.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Thought she saw Drew Carey peeking up from inside the sewer, but it turned out to be this guy:

Losing his mind.

I lost my mind years ago.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Turned into a wooden-legged mouse.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Turned into a wooden-legged mouse.

Said "the points don't matter" one too many times.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Said "the points don't matter" one too many times.

I killed him after his last seal joke

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I killed him after his last seal joke

She is sleeping with the fishes after threatening such a fine upstanding gentleman.

 

[hairball18]

Jade got hold of him.