Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again

[letsusethethinkingchair]

His arms are too long. (If you know, you know.)

 

[Taegul]

Kidnapped by Drew Carey?

 

[loquere]

He's Hawkman

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Eaten by alligators.

Kidnapped by Drew Carey?

...god, I wish.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Kidnapped by a Meme Impersonator

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Kidnapped by a Meme Impersonator

He's shackled against the wall in a guys dungeon, who snatched him after pleasing the guy through a glory hole.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

They exploded for no reason.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

They exploded for no reason.

They got Carey'd Away to a land of make belive, where the chairs are all homecare commode chairs.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Hiding out at the local garbage dump.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

He accidentally found that alleged tunnel to China.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

He's in hiding...but not at the garbage dump.

Hiding out at the local garbage dump.

i thought that said making out and I was like 'wait what'?

 

[loquere]

Thought the 10K race was a 100k race.

 

[ABiGuy84]

For being the second-person singular present active imperative / indicative of loquor the kidnapper mistaking confused.

 

[loquere]

Built a time machine

 

[ABiGuy84]

Opened a portal to slide into a parallel World.

 

[loquere]

Hiding inside a camel.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Walked inside the Haunted Mansion at the amusement park and apparently never came out. Some say he haunts it still to this day.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Got lost while in the Louvre

 

[Eyelevel]

Flew away.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Got lost while in the Louvre

I think you mean the loo.

Drove across the bridge to nowhere.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I think you mean the loo.

Drove across the bridge to nowhere.

He's sleeping with the fishes because he was caught selling counterfit post-impressionist art to the mob

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Walked into Lego Land and didn't let anyone know where she was going.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Walked into Lego Land and didn't let anyone know where she was going.

He went searching for me in Legoland & got lost

 

[PicassosPleasure]

He went searching for me in Legoland & got lost

Acually, I'm stuck inside the submarine and can't get out. Please call for help.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Playing Bridge at the Senior Center.