~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is the baby mama of most of my love children

Evil Jasmine has locked away our children in a moat encircled tower guarded by a creature of such destructive force that the only way to get by them is to distract them with pictures of human tiddies.

No one really understands why they love human mammaries, it’s magic.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That’s what so diabolical about your scheme!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is actually nice

Talks to herself though

 

[ABiGuy84]

Above entries are all coming from an Asylum resident who illegally got a smartphone smuggled in.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is the lunatic in charge of the asylum...

 

[ABiGuy84]

Is one of my Nurses at the Asylum

 

[Taegul]

He has an annual tradition of always going skydiving the first week of a new year. It's been a tradition for the last 13 years in a row and he has never used a parachute.

 

[mynameisben]

He has an annual tradition of always going skydiving the first week of a new year. It's been a tradition for the last 13 years in a row and he has never used a parachute.

Whenever Taegul posts baseless lies, they are rooted in unassailable truth.


-Ben

 

[LaValliere]

His avatar is actually a photo of him, he was disfigured into a freakishly thin, large-headed body (though with a disproportionately long…instrument) through an unauthorized use of an experimental sex toy during a tour of a whimsical sex & fetish emporium he took after finding a golden ticket in a box of condoms.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Has the largest collection of barbed wire.

 

[Penny_Layne]

Has the largest collection of barbed wire.

Personally stole the 2020 election. Won't give it back.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Is the reason why there is a warning tag on this jockstrap I bought yesterday that said: DON'T EAT

 

[Penny_Layne]

Is the reason why there is a warning tag on this jockstrap I bought yesterday that said: DON'T EAT

Will be replacing Wayne LaPierre as head head of the NRA

 

[Penny_Layne]

Will be replacing Wayne LaPierre as head head of the NRA

(Cuz he's packin a big gun )

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Penny Layne is the name her federal government liaison gave her after she was granted witness protection in a trafficking case involving her cartel-affiliated father in law.

 

[curious_slut]

LEDSubtlety would be more accurate

 

[mynameisben]

LEDSubtlety would be more accurate

Learned everything she knows about cosmetics from Tammy Faye Bakker.


-Ben

 

[Biggalute]

He resembles a Scottish mountain,

 

[Cindy027]

He is not very good at playing the lute, he seems to think the bigger the lute the better he will be but I think someone should just tell him to learn a few chords so maybe he can sound palatable.

 

[Biggalute]

She once had an orgasm riding her bike across the cobblestones

 

[Wand3rlust]

Tells guests that the hole in the top of the apple pie is to let the steam out

 

[TomTeacher19]

Wand3r listens to Christmas music all year round

 

[Biggalute]

Tom can burp the national anthem

 

[Series 6]

Tom can burp the national anthem

Collects jock straps

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Series 6 has been desperately trying to shop an app to resell jock straps around Silicon Valley.