~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Once had a date with a blind girl and was rejected by her guide dog

Is really Thomas Pynchon

 

[ABiGuy84]

Stared at an Orange Juice bottle for over two hours because it said "Concentrate."

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Stared at an Orange Juice bottle for over two hours because it said "Concentrate."

You sorely overestimate my ability to focus.

Which I suppose is the point

 

[MindYaBitness]

After going awhile in Desert Storm, he assembled an elite team of international spies. However, they all work at Chic-fil-A because no country would hire them

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Stared at an Orange Juice bottle for over two hours because it said "Concentrate."

Not only participated in filming the fall moon landings but is also the reason there’s a conspiracy theory about it. His loose lips have sunk many ships.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

After going awhile in Desert Storm, he assembled an elite team of international spies. However, they all work at Chic-fil-A because no country would hire them

The DD team. Chick-fil-A breasts are okay, but not what the team was looking for.

 

[Biggalute]

He collects his toenail clippings and saves them for a rainy day

The DD team. Chick-fil-A breasts are okay, but not what the team was looking for.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Carries a Car Door around with so when they get hot, they can roll down the window.

 

[LizVegas79]

He hangs his t-shirts in alphabetical order.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Liz actually prefers Reno.

 

[ICM8781]

He's not quite salacious, simply titilating.

 

[MindYaBitness]

His username is actually the code to a nuclear arsenal

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

He's not quite salacious, simply titilating.

Why I never!

ICM8781 is Elon Musk’s first, disavowed, love child. They did not make it past alpha testing.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Wears Pink Butterfly barretteS

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wears Pink Butterfly barretteS

Me or tig? Cause it’s true for one of us and I ain’t admitting which.

 

[Biggalute]

Looks more like Miss Marple than Hercule Poirot

 

[Taegul]

He was a backup singer/dancer for Cyndi Lauper for 15 years and can confirm that girls do indeed just want to have fun.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Has the Largest Collection of Skipper Dolls.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Has the Largest Collection of Skipper Dolls.

Has spent a lifetime searching for an anatomically correct Ken doll

 

[Zanzie]

Has spent a lifetime searching for an anatomically correct Ken doll

Has been a naughty kitty on occasion

 

[Biggalute]

Has been a naughty kitty on occasion

She knows all about the 'butterfly' effect

 

[ABiGuy84]

Favorite movie is "Driving Miss Daisy"

 

[Series 6]

Favorite movie is "Driving Miss Daisy"

Has never had a driver's license

 

[Taegul]

Has never had a driver's license

He recently completed his auto-biography and sold the movie rights to Disney. Kathleen Kennedy is personally seeing to the production of the movie so he should be in real good hands.

I'm soooooooo sorry.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

He recently completed his auto-biography and sold the movie rights to Disney. Kathleen Kennedy is personally seeing to the production of the movie so he should be in real good hands.

I'm soooooooo sorry.

He really wants the Chargers back in San Diego so he can stop hiding his lightning bolt tramp stamp