~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Taegul]

He really wants the Chargers back in San Diego so he can stop hiding his lightning bolt tramp stamp

She is happy to now be on my ignore list!

 

[Biggalute]

He's an expert at the five knuckle shuffle

 

[ABiGuy84]

Once fucked an Apple Pie.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Turns the toilet roll the wrong way round on the holder in every house he visits..

 

[Biggalute]

Turns the toilet roll the wrong way round on the holder in every house he visits..

Went to a dyslexic rave and took f's

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Went to a dyslexic rave and took f's

Went to a rave with M&M's, turned them sideways and tried to sell them as E

 

[Biggalute]

Went to a rave with M&M's, turned them sideways and tried to sell them as E

I thought she was serious but she was just kitten

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

biggalute taught his children that nods mean “no” and head shakes mean “yes•

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

biggalute taught his children that nods mean “no” and head shakes mean “yes•

Has an appointment to have his banana and coconuts examined tomorrow, and is not looking forward to it

 

[Series 6]

biggalute taught his children that nods mean “no” and head shakes mean “yes•

12 sided dice turn him on.

 

[crazychemgirl]

He’s actually series 7

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

She really meant Crazy Scheme Girl but figured this typo gave her plausible deniability.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Loves to do the Chicken Dance.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Pushes the elevator buttons to close the doors when people are walking towards them.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wander was kicked out of her Lambada dance class after vigorously insisting that “NOTHiNG” is forbidden.

 

[crazychemgirl]

He’s not really salacious … also not a monkey. And he’s not 22

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

He’s not really salacious … also not a monkey. And he’s not 22

She still has that spoon stuck to her nose, has just photoshopped it out in every picture since

 

[ABiGuy84]

Rejected at an open enrollment College.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

ABiGuy was on his way to being a world champion hackey sacker before a tragic bong incident derailed his dreams in 97.

 

[Weirdnessome]

Kicks trees for exercise

 

[Biggalute]

Stands under coconut trees and wonders about gravity

 

[MindYaBitness]

Tried to light a match underwater

 

[ABiGuy84]

Bit to many things so now have False Teeth.

 

[Biggalute]

Can drink a pint of beer upside down

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Biggalute won a $2.5M settlement after being illegally excluded from a “How many Big Macs can you fit in your face” contest because they deemed his face so big it had to be the result of performance enhancing supplements.

He has since spent that money on facial reconstructive surgery.