~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Trubbycat]

Wears leotards so tight he can’t put his arms down.

Oh wait… they want lies…

 

[Btq97]

Has a oo guage model of the uk rail network. But can't use it as the drivers are on strike

 

[AlexBailey]

Has a oo guage model of the uk rail network. But can't use it as the drivers are on strike

He considers American cheese to be be a culinary pinnacle achievement.

 

[Biggalute]

Spam sandwiches are his favourite

 

[AlexBailey]

Spam sandwiches are his favourite

The only spam dish I like is musubi. Biggalute could eat a dozen of them.

 

[curious_slut]

The secret to their prizewinning rose garden is not entirely unrelated to being an assassin for various crime syndicates.

 

[Biggalute]

The secret to their prizewinning rose garden is not entirely unrelated to being an assassin for various crime syndicates.

She accuses others of being assassins to cover up her own occupation, all whilst rocking the Mata Hari lipstick

 

[ABiGuy84]

Wears that exact same lipstick too.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Has 18 cats.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Don't bother reporting me, I just reported myself.

She's not actually evil, she's a professional strawberry shortcake cos player, and nurses orphaned baby squirrels back to health

 

[ABiGuy84]

She's not actually evil, she's a professional strawberry shortcake cos player, and nurses orphaned baby squirrels back to health

is really a 56 year old man that lives in New Jersey.

 

[AlexBailey]

Is evil

Wears pink bunny pajamas with built in slippers

 

[ABiGuy84]

Wears pink bunny pajamas with built in slippers

Wears Depends

 

[MindYaBitness]

Likes to wear coconut bras

 

[ABiGuy84]

Likes to wear coconut bras

What, very comfy.


Goes to the local Sperm Bank to make Withdrawls.

 

[Zanzie]

What, very comfy.


Goes to the local Sperm Bank to make Withdrawls.

Thinks safe sex can only be done in a bank vault

 

[Biggalute]

Sits on her hand before masturbating so it feels like someone else is doing it

 

[Biggalute]

Has trouble finding condoms that fit LittleGalute.

She believes there are three sizes of condom, small, medium and liar

 

[ABiGuy84]

She believes there are three sizes of condom, small, medium and liar

Spends most of his time on his hands and knees.

 

[Biggalute]

Spends most of his time on his hands and knees.

Eats his bowl of gruel and always asks for more

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@Photog1rl and @crazychemgirl

Just in case you get lost

*not gonna make a soft science joke*

 

[Photog1rl]

@Photog1rl and @crazychemgirl

Just in case you get lost

*not gonna make a soft science joke*

There are many things soft about me and @crazychemgirl but our science...nope not soft in any way.
We can't help that we are normally socialized.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@Photog1rl is very well socialized

There now that the thread is back on track. Tell me more about this softness

 

[Photog1rl]

@Photog1rl is very well socialized

There now that the thread is back on track. Tell me more about this softness

SM is housebroken and super engaging.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

SM is housebroken and super engaging.

Et Tu brute! One time! And I was on medication!

@Photog1rl has the largest pair of….fuzzy dice in the world. Look it up. It’s in the book.