~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[ABiGuy84]

Et Tu brute! One time! And I was on medication!

@Photog1rl has the largest pair of….fuzzy dice in the world. Look it up. It’s in the book.

Has a Granny Panty Fetish.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is not AB guy but actually YZ guy

 

[ABiGuy84]

Really is not crazy, just acting.

 

[curious_slut]

Regularly tells people his dad invented Google.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Regularly tells people his dad invented Google.

CS made the Kessler Run in under 10 parsecs and got a commemorative tattoo on her ass saying “Suck this Han”.

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Thinks Gaelic makes your breath smell funny

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Thinks Gaelic makes your breath smell funny

Phones the emergency services and pretends to have a heart attack because they're bored.

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Drives around in his Hyundai pretending to be an ambulance including making siren noises

 

[Btq97]

Wanted to be a librarian but was too short to reach the shelves

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Can’t spell librarian

 

[Btq97]

Still too short

 

[AuntieDisco]

Pretends to be English but is really from Texas

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Fell off the floor twice yesterday

 

[Cindy027]

Writes for the New York Times 'out about town' section.

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Has been written about frequently in said section

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Has been written about frequently in said section

Beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling AND Sheldon at Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock in the same day!

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Sucks up to random people on the internet

 

[ABiGuy84]

Loves Shovelling Horse Shit out of barns.

 

[Biggalute]

Always comes up smelling of roses

 

[ABiGuy84]

Is Dating 18 Ladies at one time without any of them knowing of any other.

 

[snexxer]

Is jealous of women flirting with men he likes.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Is mad at me for turning them down for a date.

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Keeps asking me for a date but I turn them down for poor spelling

 

[Weirdnessome]

Punches plucky pets

 

[ABiGuy84]

Luv's win eye spill lick tis. Sea, eye cane spill ever thong write. Tee Spill Cheeked Sad sew.