~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Is funny

 

[ABiGuy84]

Totally not a liar.

 

[kathyisgr65]

In real life he's the cat guy down the street

 

[Photog1rl]

Has never done a drug in her life.

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Sells drugs to babies

 

[kathyisgr65]

Undercover porn star

 

[ABiGuy84]

So High they don't even know what planet they are on.

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Uses a pogo stick without the saddle

 

[Btq97]

Likes to ride naked round the neighborhood

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Has binoculars and a box of tissues by his bedroom window

 

[Biggalute]

Once had an orgasm riding a penny farthing across cobblestones

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Always loses staring contests with crosseyed people.

 

[caitiff1969]

Always loses staring contests with crosseyed people.

Only dates people with a lazy eye, so he doesn't feel guilty about seeing other people as well.

 

[Biggalute]

Lives in an igloo on the outskirts of Vegas

 

[kathyisgr65]

Works as a librarian....in a small town in Arkansas

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Tries to eat books

 

[kathyisgr65]

Is head clown for a traveling rodeo

 

[Biggalute]

Ties herself in knots trying to lasso the cat

 

[kathyisgr65]

(how did u know?)...
Works as a barista and is allergic to coffee

 

[Cindy027]

Likes long romantic walks in dark desolate parks with unsuspecting partners.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Is suspecting partner aat said park

 

[Btq97]

Likes to lurk in the bushes and steal candy

 

[Wand3rlust]

Likes Pina Coladas.

 

[WriterLust94]

Loves the cold

 

[MindYaBitness]

her accent is fake, she actually from South Jersery