~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[SirConradPeckereye]

her accent is fake, she actually from South Jersery

Every time she gets excited , she does the Macarena. So she never does the Macarena!

 

[Btq97]

wears two monocles

 

[WriterLust94]

Doesn't like the sea

 

[Biggalute]

Gets motion sickness on a rocking horse

 

[kathyisgr65]

Secretly sleeps with a teddy bear named winky

 

[WriterLust94]

Is an innocent soul...

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Is banned from owning cats in 54 countries

 

[Biggalute]

Gets her home improvement ideas from Bob the builder

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Is a body double for Bob the builder

 

[Biggalute]

Wendy is her leader

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Couldn’t get a date with Wendy if he tried

 

[Btq97]

Has a pillow for her teddy

 

[AlexBailey]

Dreams of being someone’s teddy.

 

[Cindy027]

Wants to write macabre fiction but his tendency to want rum flavoured ice cream precludes him from doing so.

 

[Biggalute]

She once went dancing naked in the rain

 

[Btq97]

Never dances naked in the rain

 

[Biggalute]

Owns a polka dot hat umbrella

 

[ABiGuy84]

Collects Cow Patties.

 

[Cindy027]

Looks for the good in people but can't manage to reconcile that with the burning urge to to shout at them "watch out for the gazoongies"

 

[LizVegas79]

Looks for the good in people but can't manage to reconcile that with the burning urge to to shout at them "watch out for the gazoongies"

She never wears panties on windy days because she likes to "accidentally" expose herself

 

[JillPaula]

Hates it when men look at her with lust in their eyes.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Has 18 Men chained to the walls in her basement.

 

[Biggalute]

He can sing the Star Spangled Banner backwards whilst stood on his head drinking a pint of beer

 

[Taegul]

He flosses 8 times a day even though he only has one tooth left.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Played Little Miss Muffet In a 5th Grade Play.