~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Justabaldguy70]

Doesn’t want to have wild sex with me

 

[Zanzie]

Doesn’t want to have wild sex with me

Already had wild sex with me but doesn'r remember

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I was drunk and it was great

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I was drunk and it was great

Wait she was drunk and it was great

 

[Zanzie]

Wait she was drunk and it was great

 

[Zanzie]

Wait she was drunk and it was great

In the morning, asked "was it good for me too?"

 

[Justabaldguy70]

She gives good head

 

[Zanzie]

She gives good head

He tried to give me head but his head didn't fit

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He tried to give me head but his head didn't fit

Sounds like Fran Dresser “the nanny” when having a organism

 

[Zanzie]

Sounds like Fran Dresser “the nanny” when having a organism

Stole the shades from Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat

 

[Weirdnessome]

Claims they are the moral kombat champion

 

[kathyisgr65]

Still sleeps w a Binky

 

[Weirdnessome]

Talks to her toothbrush

 

[kathyisgr65]

Licks windows

 

[Coyote100]

Is the only person who can explain what Lucks Windows means.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Secretly believes in magic

 

[Weirdnessome]

Throws apples at buses

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Fell off a swimming pool once

 

[Btq97]

has to use 5 rubber rings in the shallow end

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Is banned from taking a rubber ring into the pool since “the incident”

 

[Btq97]

Has to use a step ladder to get in to the booster seat

 

[Taegul]

He has a pool in his back yard and lets electric eels live in it. He also likes to invite everyone in the neighborhood over for pool parties. Shocking, isn't it?

 

[Biggalute]

Has over 100 baseball caps

 

[Weirdnessome]

Collects used coffee filters

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

Bastard is an undercover pirate and plundered my booty again