~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Biggalute]

Alex is an expert at getting out of sticky situations

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Alex is an expert at getting out of sticky situations

No longer eats Taco Bell before flying after that incident where they had to turn around and land after his trip to the lavatory on board.

 

[Biggalute]

So flatulent is he that the gas company wanted him to appear in adverts, warning of the dangers of gas

 

[Series 6]

So flatulent is he that the gas company wanted him to appear in adverts, warning of the dangers of gas

has a fetish for small galoots

 

[Cindy027]

Thinks eons are micro seconds and therefore never gets anything done.

 

[Biggalute]

has a fetish for small galoots

Is an expert at milking goats

 

[AlexBailey]

Biggalute loves interacting on the web because people don’t know that he’s really only three feet tall.

 

[Cindy027]

Likes to take the thread and loop it, then try and put the needle through the thread.

 

[AlexBailey]

Cindy recently attended a caveman themed costume party, but since her concern for animals forbade wearing fur she decided to go naked.

 

[Series 6]

Cindy recently attended a caveman themed costume party, but her since her concern for animals forbade wearing fur she decided to go naked.

Wants to start a chain of restaurants that only serves meatloaf.

 

[Taegul]

Series 6 owns a DeLorean that he drives everywhere at exactly 88 miles per hour hoping for time travel. It must need a new flux capacitor.

 

[Dubinsky]

Birds think he's fun to poop on. They talk about him amongst themselves.

He's famous.

 

[curious_slut]

Sleeps with his eyes open for good reason.

 

[lanceGibs]

In a recent beauty pageant was adjudged
Miss Prettiest Vertical Lips

 

[Cindy027]

Likes to send Ram Chandra Poudel letters of dissent describing his disgust with the economy of chocolate.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Likes to send Ram Chandra Poudel letters of dissent describing his disgust with the economy of chocolate.

Wears her dream catcher earings to bed in hope that she will catch Padme from her dreams.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Wears her dream catcher earings to bed in hope that she will catch Padme from her dreams.

Stole his knighthood by donating money he made from a cockfighting organisation.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Stole his knighthood by donating money he made from a cockfighting organisation.

Married a dragon.... wait this is supposed to be baseless lies..

Started his own donkey fighting organization but it fell through eventhough it did in fact have talking donkey's.

 

[Cindy027]

When Queen Elizabeth visited the US in the 1900's he tried to send her a love letter.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

When Queen Elizabeth visited the US in the 1900's he tried to send her a love letter.

Is actually wearing everything she posts in the 'what are you *NOT* wearing' thread.

 

[AlexBailey]

Sir Connie proposed a bill in Parliament to outlaw 'cockrings' thinking they were establishments dedicated to wagering on rooster fights.

 

[Cindy027]

Alex likes to partake in slushball, it's hand ball played in a quagmire.

 

[Btq97]

Has been runner up in the world gravy wrestling championships 4 years running

 

[AlexBailey]

Btq proposed adding ‘C’ for ‘Cis’ to LGBTQIA so he could feel special too.

 

[Biggalute]

Alex loves a whip and a candle