~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Weirdnessome]

Once applied to be the official states apple kicker

 

[Biggalute]

Prefers knickerbocker glory's to banana splits

 

[Btq97]

Only uses one leg hole in underpants

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

He once was so desperate for affection, he humped a cheese grater.

 

[Biggalute]

Listens to brass band music whilst making toy aeroplanes

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

Went from W to C in another thread I'm in solely just to confuse me & make me question my sanity
(Hint: half truth)

 

[Taegul]

She intentionally clogs the toilets at work because she's addicted to plumber's crack.

 

[Weirdnessome]

Smells lampposts nightly

 

[Apisto42]

Smells lampposts nightly

His cock can sing amazing grace in perfect tone.

 

[Weirdnessome]

His cock can sing amazing grace in perfect tone.

That'd be impressive

 

[Weirdnessome]

Jumps grade school kids for their lunches

 

[Biggalute]

Is more like goldilocks than daddy bear

 

[AlexBailey]

Shamrocks sprout behind him wherever he walks.

 

[Biggalute]

Rocks the kinky Lara Croft look

 

[Weirdnessome]

Cuts the grass with a pair of teeth on a stick

 

[Cindy027]

Likes to wander aimlessly through forests lifting up rocks to see if there are fairies underneath.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Masturbates endangered Rhino's for a living... And a bit of fun.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Masturbates endangered Rhino's for a living... And a bit of fun.

Breeds Ligers for a living.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Gets Ligers confused with Zeedonks.

 

[crazychemgirl]

She LOVES arguments between posters

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

She LOVES arguments between posters

Has a collection of spoons just to put on her nose, can't eat with nose spoons!

 

[Cindy027]

Likes to stand in front of the mirror and pretend he's addressing thousands.

 

[Biggalute]

Her favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine

 

[Cindy027]

He says his location is Ireland but it is not entirely true, although it is in Ireland technically he resides in the lighthouse on Fastnet rock.

 

[AlexBailey]

Cindy once worked as a hand-model for advertising skin products for a Swedish manufacturer. She now has to wear gloves whenever she’s in public to avoid being recognized and asked to personally sign autographs for adoring fans.