~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Biggalute]

He got hot sauce and lube mixed up, ouch!

 

[mickyp123]

He got hot sauce and lube mixed up, ouch!

He was watching

 

[luv2custrip]

He’s flaming.

 

[AlexBailey]

He’s flaming.

In reality he’s an Orthodox Christian priest. Lit is just his outlet so he can remain pure in body while sequestering his sinful thoughts to a place where they won’t harm any pious souls.

 

[luv2custrip]

In reality he’s an Orthodox Christian priest. Lit is just his outlet so he can remain pure in body while sequestering his sinful thoughts to a place where they won’t harm any pious souls.

You get me… you really get me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

He LOVES the cock

 

[AlexBailey]

He LOVES the cock

She has successfully synthesized artificial flavors and aromas of sexual body fluid analogs and is waiting for her patents to be registered so she can market them to Robotics manufacturers.

 

[Biggalute]

She has successfully synthesized artificial flavors and aromas of sexual body fluid analogs and is waiting for her patents to be registered so she can market them to Robotics manufacturers.

He doesn't wear grey trousers anymore, it's the dribbling that's the problem

 

[melimelissa]

The kilt with no underwear gives him away

 

[MrPractical]

The kilt with no underwear gives him away

She cant tell the difference between a duck and a chicken. If she invited you to her apartment be prepared to take a trash bag and bleach.

 

[melimelissa]

He was supposedly very practical, but so apparently hopeless with women's whims and wishes, he was allegedly the oldest virgin in town

 

[Azuldrgon]

He was supposedly very practical, but so apparently hopeless with women's whims and wishes, he was allegedly the oldest virgin in town

She was the first Litster to take a train.

 

[kathyisgr65]

He's really not blue but... green..my favorite color

 

[melimelissa]

She envied me as I was the one who fulfilled his elusive bondage fantasy of being crushed under the Chattanooga choo- choo, while tied securely to the railroad tracks

 

[PicassosPleasure]

She hasn't inspired any poets for years. (Another Lister inspired me. )

https://www.literotica.com/p/his-muse-5

 

[melimelissa]

He had his portrait painted, but the painter threw himself from a pleasantly tall building rather than have potential buyers blind themselves on viewing the work.

 

[YoWhatsGood]

He had his portrait painted, but the painter threw himself from a pleasantly tall building rather than have potential buyers blind themselves on viewing the work.

She confessed her love for me in my DMs

 

[PicassosPleasure]

He slaps mannequins on the ass, both sexes.

 

[Biggalute]

He crosses the line, especially when turning left

 

[AlexBailey]

He crosses the line, especially when turning left

He yells “Fuck yeah, baby!” Who’s your daddy?” every time he comes from doing himself.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

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He rubs himself on his teddy bear to get off. His sister may have taught him how to masturbate

 

[Biggalute]

He sits on his hand until it's numb before masturbating, that way he can pretend it's the lister above him doing it

 

[jenn89]

He thinks kissing the blarney stone needs tongue.

 

[Biggalute]

He thinks kissing the blarney stone needs tongue.

God forbid, I've seen the state of that stone.

She owns a penny farthing bike, she likes the 'vibrations'

 

[PicassosPleasure]

He once got lost in Stonehenge.