~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[luv2custrip]

He secretly loves Monet… or is it Manet?

 

[melimelissa]

He's not man enough to only mo(a)n under his breath

 

[PicassosPleasure]

He secretly loves Monet… or is it Manet?

Actually, Monet is my favorite.)

He's not man enough to only mo(a)n under his breath

She's not lady enough to let us know why the pensive look.

 

[luv2custrip]

He's not man enough to only mo(a)n under his breath

I am a tomcat.

 

[Biggalute]

I am a tomcat.

He piddles wherever he goes, just to mark his territory

 

[luv2custrip]

He piddles wherever he goes, just to mark his territory

Duh!

 

[curious_slut]

Misspelled his own surname on a form at the DMV

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Forgot to add "wanton" to "wistful." She meant to say "wistful and wanton."

 

[Taegul]

Stopped eating at Panda Express only when he found out that they don't actually serve panda there. He's now looking into legal action for false advertising.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Wears nipple clamps chained to his glans ring while jogging.

 

[lanceGibs]

Stopped eating at Panda Express only when he found out that they don't actually serve panda there. He's now looking into legal action for false advertising.

Knight of Garter ,lived under the Queen's Garter during her reign.

 

[lanceGibs]

Wears nipple clamps chained to his glans ring while jogging.

Pleasures mares in the neighborhood stables.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Wears a penis extender under his Speedos when swimming in the fountain in the town square.

 

[lanceGibs]

Wears a penis extender under his Speedos when swimming in the fountain in the town square.

His cum smatterings on nubile titts is the hottest Picasso

 

[Cindy027]

He went to Garden of Dreams and has asked Mr. Paudel for a refund as his nightmares still persist.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

She steals flowers off of people's graves after their loved ones leave the cemetery.

 

[Doodledude]

Picasso likes to break into the primate area of the zoo to get hand jobs from the monkeys.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Doodledude scribbled all over the paintings in the Guggenheim's Picasso gallery.

 

[Biggalute]

Eco-warriors practised throwing soup over him before attacking the Mona Lisa

 

[Cindy027]

Has recently designed the ultimate in shift dresses and took fifth place at the recent Dublin Style Awards out of five contestants.

 

[Biggalute]

@Cindy027 surprisingly doesn't own a shift dress, it's the ultimate in Swedish utilitarian design

 

[curious_slut]

His lute is no bigga than average

 

[Wand3rlust]

Not curious. At all. Actually couldn't give a shit about any of you.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Not really from the UK

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Only has a hobby hydroponics kit, so not a professional pothead at all.