~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Wand3rlust weaves whimsical tales where black unicorns dance the cha-cha-cha with rainbow colored ectoplasm while marshmallow clouds salute the full green cheese moon.
 
Lives in a blancmange world where little men with hoses put out the burning in your heart
 
He has to buy everything he wants/needs online and have it delivered because any building he walks into, he will guaranteed set off the smoke detectors and cause an emergency evacuation.
 
Did not star in Harry Potter, not even one film, not even the rubbish fantastic beasts spin offs
 
He has to watch repeats of the Tellytubbies as he can't always follow the plot the first time around
 
Dated her divorce attorney hoping for a reduced rate. (I said dated, guys below, don't get the wrong impression.)
 
He's a third-grade art teacher who has nearly perfected drawing the hand turkey with crayons.
 
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