~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AuntieDisco]

LOVES physics.

Is from Manchester.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

LOVES physics.

Has a tough time discerning left from right. But don’t judge. She’s all right!

 

[AuntieDisco]

Has a tough time discerning left from right. But don’t judge. She’s all right!

Pumps air in the crotch part of his pants to look bulky

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Pumps air in the crotch part of his pants to look bulky

Some peeps go with Viagra. I go with Nike-Air-Gra.

Skip me.

(And please don’t hate me)

 

[SimonSex]

Can inhale a fag from their butthole

 

[Biggalute]

Is at his most articulate when talking out his arse

 

[kathyisgr65]

Is at his most articulate when talking out his arse

Is a big fan of water conservation

 

[SimonSex]

Makes THC popsicles

 

[AuntieDisco]

Makes THC popsicles

Breaks into dancing in public every time ‘what is love?’ Pops up in his playlist when he’s listening to it on his headphones.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Breaks into dancing in public every time ‘what is love?’ Pops up in his playlist when he’s listening to it on his headphones.

She was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but she turned herself around.

((Classic))

 

[Yesok1]

She was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but she turned herself around.

((Classic))

Can't actually dance! Unless it's to Thriller.

 

[bashfull]

Can't actually dance! Unless it's to Thriller.

Has an unnatural attraction to werewolves

 

[SimonSex]

Has an unnatural attraction to werewolves

As opposed to the usual attraction.

Sticks needles through condom boxes in the supermarket

 

[Photog1rl]

As opposed to the usual attraction.

Sticks needles through condom boxes in the supermarket

Uses the cover from his book as his av to promote sales.

 

[SimonSex]

Once flashed a Walmart security cam to pick up a rando rent-a-cop

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Once flashed a Walmart security cam to pick up a rando rent-a-cop

Studied carpentry for ten years to learn how to build a better bed.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Studied carpentry for ten years to learn how to build a better bed.

Plays peekaboo with the mail/delivery man when he has to sign for a package.

 

[SimonSex]

Has a white lab coat for Frisky Friday

 

[Photog1rl]

Has a white lab coat for Frisky Friday

Has 22 indoor cats.

 

[bashfull]

Has 22 indoor cats.

Hates teasing others

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hates teasing ohers

Chased a cat down the street because it had his house keys.

 

[bashfull]

Chased a cat down the street because it had his house keys.

Does the Hokey Pokey but sticks something else out

 

[Yesok1]

Does the Hokey Pokey but sticks something else out

Chased a cat down the street saying it had his house keys, but was actually his evening meal.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Chased a cat down the street saying it had his house keys, but was actually his evening meal.

Owns a Private Eye Agency specializing in lost cats.

 

[Yesok1]

Owns a Private Eye Agency specializing in lost cats.

Rescues cats that @bashfull tries catch for his evening tea.