~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AlwaysDancing]

He hates to eat fruitcake, but loves to stuff some down into his underwear.

has a weird up until now not understood fetish for crotch cake.

 

[SmokingFap]

has a weird up until now not understood fetish for crotch cake.

Doesn't actually dance. Twerks.

 

[BrendaBear]

Doesn't actually dance. Twerks.

Doesn't actually smoke... because he can never find his lighter.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Twerking counts. Especially at my age

Doesn't actually smoke... because he can never find his lighter.

Lent me a really groovy lighter last night to start a bonfire.

 

[EricaAnna]

Doesn't actually smoke... because he can never find his lighter.

She's actually lovely...in her catsuit...and not a brat at all!

 

[BrendaBear]

She's actually lovely...in her catsuit...and not a brat at all!

Once teased a bunch of guys at a bar before revealing she isn't into guys and walked out of the room laughing.

... it was funny.

 

[EricaAnna]

Once teased a bunch of guys at a bar before revealing she isn't into guys and walked out of the room laughing.

... it was funny.

Okay, I could see myself doing that though

She skinny dips with her cats for company.

 

[SmokingFap]

Once teased a bunch of guys at a bar before revealing she isn't into guys and walked out of the room laughing.

... it was funny.

Previous screen name was BrendaPlatypus.

 

[Trubbycat]

Neither smokes nor faps.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Asked @SmokingFap to teach him how to do both at once, and that's how he learned he does neither

 

[BrendaBear]

@Chloe_Harper was once escorted of a casino because all the guys were busy watching her instead of putting money in the slot machines.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@Chloe_Harper was once escorted of a casino because all the guys were busy watching her instead of putting money in the slot machines.

I always forget that blow-up t-rex outfits aren't meant for all locations.

@BrendaBear was quick to steal some earnings during all the distraction though. You're welcome

 

[BrendaBear]

I always forget that blow-up t-rex outfits aren't meant for all locations.

@BrendaBear was quick to steal some earnings during all the distraction though. You're welcome

Sells dirty blow up t-rex outfits on the internet.

 

[Trubbycat]

Sells dirty blow up t-rex outfits on the internet.

Buys dirty blow up t-rex outfits on the internet.

 

[BrendaBear]

Buys dirty blow up t-rex outfits on the internet.

Is actually from the future, and came back in time on the Enterprise, and is still waiting for Scotty to beam him up.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is actually from the future, and came back in time on the Enterprise, and is still waiting for Scotty to beam him up.

Bit of course Scotty is busy with dirty blow up t-Rex dolls. And he’s giving it all he’s got. But she can’t take it anymore.

@BrendaBear prefers the blow up raptors, anyway. They have cute neck jewelry.

 

[Sammysub07]

Says TRex costumes are overrated and prefers a Barney costume

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Says TRex costumes are overrated and prefers a Barney costume

Started wearing a Barney costume for no particular reason.

 

[BrendaBear]

Started wearing a Barney costume for no particular reason.

Has a thing for submissive women dressed as Barney

 

[Sammysub07]

I’ll make Barney look and dance better than ever!!! When Barney starts singing Blurred lines..”Hey, Hey..” dance with me!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has a thing for submissive women dressed as Barney

I mean …

Soooo …

Ummm … funny thing …

Yeah Brenda’s favorite color is purple … and dyes her banana pudding they color before diving in.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’ll make Barney look and dance better than ever!!! When Barney starts singing Blurred lines..”Hey, Hey..” dance with me!

A furry submissive … who knew ..

 

[Sammysub07]

Ohhh I walked into that one!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Ohhh I walked into that one!!

Actually keeps a few subbies of her own who are devoted solely to her.

Okay, I’m jealous… I can admit that…

 

[Sammysub07]

Ha!!! There’s not an ounce of dom or switch in me! I wouldn’t know what to do with a subbie!

Wants to be a true subbie instead of a brat