~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ummm no. I’ve moved on to my sweet hip hop moves. The ones I learned from that Australian break dancer.

She fantasizes about being a mandalorian bounty hunter … with confetti silly spray instead of a wrist flamethrower

Taught the Australian break dancer every move she did, and some "Top Secret" other ones...

 

[BrendaBear]

Ummm no. I’ve moved on to my sweet hip hop moves. The ones I learned from that Australian break dancer.

She fantasizes about being a mandalorian bounty hunter … with confetti silly spray instead of a wrist flamethrower

Learned his best dance moves from watching re-runs of American Bandstand.

Wait… that probably would work…

 

[BrendaBear]

Taught the Australian break dancer every move she did, and some "Top Secret" other ones...

Thinks break dancing is called that because when he dances, he breaks one or two of his own bones.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Thinks break dancing is called that because when he dances, he breaks one or two of his own bones.

Once survived an attack by a shark and a lion at the same time. Technically they were stuffed animals but it was a hell of a fight!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Thinks break dancing is called that because when he dances, he breaks one or two of his own bones.

Is totally jealous of my sweet moves so she makes up stories of how frail I am, but we all know better and pitty her pettiness.

@cactusjack0584 is typing all of this from the Saguaro National Park.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Once survived an attack by a shark and a lion at the same time. Technically they were stuffed animals but it was a hell of a fight!

Had the biggest grin playing the roles of Sherry Shark and Larry Lion.

Is totally jealous of my sweet moves so she makes up stories of how frail I am, but we all know better and pitty her pettiness.

@cactusjack0584 is typing all of this from the Saguaro National Park.

Moonwalks everywhere he goes but when he’s asked about it he says, “but I’m not on the moon!”

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has the world’s largest collection of micro machines. But continually loses them under the couch.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has the world’s largest collection of micro machines. But continually loses them under the couch.

Steals micro machines from under people’s couches.

And one sock from the dryer. Fiend!!!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Has the world’s largest collection of micro machines. But continually loses them under the couch.

Once had a date with a woman who was so clueless, she wouldn’t give him a hug because she thought he actually was a cactus.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Steals micro machines from under people’s couches.

And one sock from the dryer. Fiend!!!!!

Wears white after Labor Day!!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Once had a date with a woman who was so clueless, she wouldn’t give him a hug because she thought he actually was a cactus.

Is a notorious art thief.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Once had a date with a woman who was so clueless, she wouldn’t give him a hug because she thought he actually was a cactus.

Will only date monopoly men, has some sort of weird fetish with monocles and top hats.

@cactusjack0584 only takes out the trash after sprinting around the block and jumping into a bed of cactus.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Will only date monopoly men, has some sort of weird fetish with monocles and top hats.

Stole his top hat and monocle from Mr. Peanut!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Will only date monopoly men, has some sort of weird fetish with monocles and top hats.

@cactusjack0584 only takes out the trash after sprinting around the block and jumping into a bed of cactus.

Wait… doesn’t everyone do that?

 

[Trubbycat]

Calls himself Agave Boy

 

[cactusjack0584]

Calls himself Agave Boy

Hey…. That’s my super hero name! And it’s SWEET!

 

[BrendaBear]

Hey…. That’s my super hero name! And it’s SWEET!

Once crashed a truck in Oklahoma scattering dildos and lubricant all over the highway…

 

[cactusjack0584]

Once crashed a truck in Oklahoma scattering dildos and lubricant all over the highway…

Hey… ok yeah I did do that.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Once crashed a truck in Oklahoma scattering dildos and lubricant all over the highway…

Has a hard time telling the difference between lubricant and axel grease after helping clean up that accident.

 

[Trubbycat]

Has no rhythm, kind of shuffles back and forth

 

[Sammysub07]

Turns out has no rhythm either. Dancing looks more like the Hokey Pokey

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is actually an undercover cop. Posting on here just to get all the evidence against every one here.

 

[BrendaBear]

He is secretly hoping she is an undercover cop, because who wouldn’t want to get arrested by a sexy lady?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Is also an undercover cop.

 

[cactusjack0584]

@BrendaBear Wants to hide in the bushes and watch me get arrested by the undercover cop. I don’t know it’s a weird fetish they have?