~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

Or: Cactus Jacking

BRAVO!!!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is jealous of my hit documentary about masturbating in the desert!!!

He doesn’t masturbate himself. Be strokes all those cacti!!!

New name: Prickly Fingers.

 

[cactusjack0584]

He doesn’t masturbate himself. Be strokes all those cacti!!!

New name: Prickly Fingers.

I think you meant new name
Cactus Milking

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I think you meant new name
Cactus Milking

Nice guy but gives multiple meanings to 'prick'

 

[cactusjack0584]

Nice guy but gives multiple meanings to 'prick'

Guilty

 

[BrendaBear]

Guilty

Likes to plead guilty because he appreciates a good spanking.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Likes to plead guilty because he appreciates a good spanking.

Objection, your honor. Brenda resembles that remark!

 

[BrendaBear]

Objection, your honor. Brenda resembles that remark!

Was once held in contempt of court for dancing around during a cross examination.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

‘E’s always dancing cuz e’s suuuuch a fan of the bastinado…

 

[BrendaBear]

‘E’s always dancing cuz e’s suuuuch a fan of the bastinado…

Isn’t happy unless he is a moment late, and a post short….

 

[EricaAnna]

Isn’t happy unless he is a moment late, and a post short….

She ate all my icecream...except for one little spoon full.

 

[TXRafe]

She ate all my icecream...except for one little spoon full.

there would have been plenty of ice cream left if she hadnt spent so much time making sure her cat ears were cute and just fierce enough

 

[BrendaBear]

there would have been plenty of ice cream left if she hadnt spent so much time making sure her cat ears were cute and just fierce enough

He took all my Pepsi out of the refrigerator and let it get warm!

 

[EricaAnna]

He took all my Pepsi out of the refrigerator and let it get warm!

She drank all my Pepsi and left a note saying "sorry, not sorry!"

 

[BrendaBear]

She drank all my Pepsi and left a note saying "sorry, not sorry!"

Keeps hiding my leather … items… from me!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

She actually was drinking Coke Zero, not Pepsi

 

[cactusjack0584]

Likes to plead guilty because he appreciates a good spanking.

Who doesn’t?

 

[TXRafe]

Who doesn’t?

forgot his spanking appointment with brenda was on tuesdays!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Makes spanking appointments for others, & never tells them

 

[BrendaBear]

She actually was drinking Coke Zero, not Pepsi

C’mon… at least make it slightly believable… me drinking Coke? And flavor free at that??

 

[UsuallyPresent]

She jumps in and gleefully takes @EricaAnna ’s lies as her own

 

[BrendaBear]

She jumps in and gleefully takes @EricaAnna ’s lies as her own

Doesn’t seem to realize, EricaAnna is like my little sister… we have our own language going on.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Her apparent leather fetishized is really a leather-absence fetishized, more fun blaming others that way!

 

[BrendaBear]

Her apparent leather fetishized is really a leather-absence fetishized, more fun blaming others that way!

Doesn’t realize… that is too confusing to follow…

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is a Machiavellian manipulatrix of astronomical talent!