Got killed twice while trying to jump a motorcycle over one of the pyramids in Egypt.@BrendaBear Wants to hide in the bushes and watch me get arrested by the undercover cop. I don’t know it’s a weird fetish they have?
Got him resurrected twice by making sacrifices to Anubis and declaring love for him.
Knows about it because he was trying to get video of me giving Anubis a blow job.
Was one of the original blood bags in Fury Road, but got fired when he refused to wear clothes, painted his face red and showed a toilet plunger up his ass.
Wants that video…. For science
Is mad because I happened to get video proof of that, eventhough I was only trying to film the sacrifice for later blackmail.
Is only sharing this out of spite because she says "I ruined a perfectly good plunger" and is too frugal to buy another one.
Masturbates naked in the desert.
Attempted to make a documentary for the BBC about it
You say that like it is a bad thing.
was working on finding a better offer before realize the video was lame.
Edited the documentary and "happened" to find a copy at her house later that is frequently watched.
This from someone who’s hero is a talking peanut.
Is easily gullible, as proven with the above blasphemy
Tried to get me in bed once by claiming I looked exactly like Harvey Keitel.
Murdered a guy for suggesting she looked like Harvey Keitel. It was ruled justifiable homicide.
serviced harvey keitel as a client for several months in her work as a dominatrix until he had to move on because she was just too kinky
I thought you were supposed to lie here
I think a documentary about me masturbating in the desert would be amazing!
Got really jealous about it because he knows there is no such thing as too kinky.
Or: Cactus JackingI think a documentary about me masturbating in the desert would be amazing!
Maybe titled: Hot Sticky Sand
BRAVO!!!
He doesn’t masturbate himself. Be strokes all those cacti!!!
I think you meant new name
