~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

He is secretly hoping she is an undercover cop, because who wouldn’t want to get arrested by a sexy lady?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Is also an undercover cop.

 

[cactusjack0584]

@BrendaBear Wants to hide in the bushes and watch me get arrested by the undercover cop. I don’t know it’s a weird fetish they have?

 

[BrendaBear]

@BrendaBear Wants to hide in the bushes and watch me get arrested by the undercover cop. I don’t know it’s a weird fetish they have?

Got killed twice while trying to jump a motorcycle over one of the pyramids in Egypt.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Got killed twice while trying to jump a motorcycle over one of the pyramids in Egypt.

Got him resurrected twice by making sacrifices to Anubis and declaring love for him.

 

[BrendaBear]

Got him resurrected twice by making sacrifices to Anubis and declaring love for him.

Knows about it because he was trying to get video of me giving Anubis a blow job.

 

[sister jenny]

Got him resurrected twice by making sacrifices to Anubis and declaring love for him.

Was one of the original blood bags in Fury Road, but got fired when he refused to wear clothes, painted his face red and showed a toilet plunger up his ass.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Knows about it because he was trying to get video of me giving Anubis a blow job.

Wants that video…. For science

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Knows about it because he was trying to get video of me giving Anubis a blow job.

Is mad because I happened to get video proof of that, eventhough I was only trying to film the sacrifice for later blackmail.

Was one of the original blood bags in Fury Road, but got fired when he refused to wear clothes, painted his face red and showed a toilet plunger up his ass.

Is only sharing this out of spite because she says "I ruined a perfectly good plunger" and is too frugal to buy another one.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has karate dojo where he trains pigs. He has named it Pork Chop!

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Has karate dojo where he trains pigs. He has named it Pork Chop!

Masturbates naked in the desert.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Masturbates naked in the desert.

Attempted to make a documentary for the BBC about it

 

[BrendaBear]

Masturbates naked in the desert.

You say that like it is a bad thing.

Attempted to make a documentary for the BBC about it

was working on finding a better offer before realize the video was lame.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Attempted to make a documentary for the BBC about it

Edited the documentary and "happened" to find a copy at her house later that is frequently watched.

@BrendaBear is in fact, a bear.

 

[BrendaBear]

@BrendaBear is in fact, a bear.

This from someone who’s hero is a talking peanut.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

This from someone who’s hero is a talking peanut.

Is easily gullible, as proven with the above blasphemy

 

[Scarred65]

Holds people captive in his cabin in the woods and feeds them cake and lemonade.

 

[sister jenny]

Holds people captive in his cabin in the woods and feeds them cake and lemonade.

Tried to get me in bed once by claiming I looked exactly like Harvey Keitel.

 

[BrendaBear]

Tried to get me in bed once by claiming I looked exactly like Harvey Keitel.

Murdered a guy for suggesting she looked like Harvey Keitel. It was ruled justifiable homicide.

 

[TXRafe]

Murdered a guy for suggesting she looked like Harvey Keitel. It was ruled justifiable homicide.

serviced harvey keitel as a client for several months in her work as a dominatrix until he had to move on because she was just too kinky

 

[Scarred65]

Tried to get me in bed once by claiming I looked exactly like Harvey Keitel.

I thought you were supposed to lie here

 

[cactusjack0584]

was working on finding a better offer before realize the video was lame.

I think a documentary about me masturbating in the desert would be amazing!

Maybe titled: Hot Sticky Sand

 

[BrendaBear]

serviced harvey keitel as a client for several months in her work as a dominatrix until he had to move on because she was just too kinky

Got really jealous about it because he knows there is no such thing as too kinky.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is jealous of my hit documentary about masturbating in the desert!!!

 

[bbcbarry9033]

I think a documentary about me masturbating in the desert would be amazing!

Maybe titled: Hot Sticky Sand

Or: Cactus Jacking