~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[sister jenny]

Pretends she doesn’t know what the chains are for but her lips are sore from biting them in anticipation

Had to look up the word chains in dictionary before writing that.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Possibly knows what the chains are for

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Keeps bringing up the chains in hopes that someone will  finally use them on him

 

[Qky75]

Possibly knows what the chains are for

Probably from Wisconsin where there's no such thing as cacti and the only chains are on snow tires

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Had to look up the word chains in dictionary before writing that.

That’s savage

Keeps bringing up the chains in hopes that someone will  finally use them on him

Is studying the use of chains in night school

Probably from Wisconsin where there's no such thing as cacti and the only chains are on snow tires

Puts cacti on his snow tires. Cries when the tires go flat.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

That’s savage

Is studying the use of chains in night school

Puts cacti on his snow tires. Cries when the tires go flat.

Dances their way to night school, where they teach a use of chains class

 

[sister jenny]

Dances their way to night school, where they teach a use of chains class

Thinks winning an argument is the same as running away crying.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Thinks winning an argument is the same as running away crying.

The only argument they’ve ever won was with themselves in a mirror… still ran and cried after

 

[AlexBailey]

The only argument they’ve ever won was with themselves in a mirror… still ran and cried after.

Keeps a tally of every time they’ve caused some to run away crying.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Keeps a tally of every time they’ve caused some to run away crying.

Wears mascara that isn't waterproof so people will ask them why they were crying

 

[AlwaysDancing]

The only argument they’ve ever won was with themselves in a mirror… still ran and cried after

Only cuddles Welsh squirrels. He likes when they think he’s a Nut and starts to bite him.

Wears mascara that isn't waterproof so people will ask her why she was crying

Is a HUGE fan of black mascara on men. She won’t say why.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Only cuddles Welsh squirrels. He likes when they think he’s a Nut and starts to bite him.

Is a HUGE fan of black mascara on men. She won’t say why.

Is a HUGE fan of black mascara on men & Welsh squirrels. He won't say why.

 

[RipleNStllWtr]

Is a loner who likes living a million miles away from every one and doesn't even what you to text them

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is a loner who likes living a million miles away from every one and doesn't even what you to text them

Likes to text said loners, pretending the texts are coming from inside the house

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Likes to text said loners, pretending the texts are coming from inside the house

Is inside his house.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Likes to text said loners, pretending the texts are coming from inside the house

Makes prank calls to loners for fun

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is inside his house.

Thinks he's the house.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Is inside his house.

is hiding ‍🌫 in the attic

 

[RipleNStllWtr]

Likes to text said loners, pretending the texts are coming from inside the house

These are supposed to be lies

 

[AlexBailey]

These are supposed to be lies

Dances with their hands in front of their face keep the music out of their eyes

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Dances with their hands in front of their face keep the music out of their eyes

Has practised this repeatedly

 

[Sammysub07]

Is a cuddle for hire!!!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is a cuddle for hire!!!

I want to be a cuddle for hire!!!!

She audits cuddles foe hire to make sure there’s no funny business and the cuddlee is getting their money’s worth.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is a cuddle for hire!!!

Prefers to cuddle on demand.

 

[BrendaBear]

I want to be a cuddle for hire!!!!

She audits cuddles foe hire to make sure there’s no funny business and the cuddlee is getting their money’s worth.

Won't cuddle on the second tuesday of every month. And won't say why.