~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Is currently wearing a tutu and listening to Danceof the Sugar Plum Fairy

Swiped my pink tutu so I have to wear the white one!

 

[MiaBabe23]

Swiped my pink tutu so I have to wear the white one!

Asked me to swipe it and attach bells and pins

 

[sister jenny]

Asked me to swipe it and attach bells and pins

Never did any of that, it was just talk. Just like everything else. God, it was boring.

 

[BrendaBear]

Never did any of that, it was just talk. Just like everything else. God, it was boring.

Once led police on a high speed chase through L.A. but suddenly stopped and walked off because she got bored of it.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Once led police on a high speed chase through L.A. but suddenly stopped and walked off because she got bored of it.

Never ever gets bored. Ever.

 

[BrendaBear]

Never ever gets bored. Ever.

Once stormed city hall because the pancake house didn’t open on time.

 

[Jaws82]

Once stormed city hall because the pancake house didn’t open on time.

Invented bangs

 

[BrendaBear]

Invented bangs

…right after he invented crash and boom

 

[Chloe_Harper]

…right after he invented crash and boom

Won't let me invent anything. Always says "that's not practical Chloe" before stealing my ideas away herself

 

[BrendaBear]

Won't let me invent anything. Always says "that's not practical Chloe" before stealing my ideas away herself

Has the absolute best ideas… they always work out great for me.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has the absolute best ideas… they always work out great for me.

Swims in the money she earns from my inventions like Scrooge McDuck

 

[MiaBabe23]

Invented bangs

I know this is skipping but ah well
Tries to take credit at parties for the Big Bang

 

[Photog1rl]

Swims in the money she earns from my inventions like Scrooge McDuck

Uses AI to write every story

 

[BrendaBear]

Uses AI to write every story

Only shows that wonderful smile when she is being photographed. The rest of the time, she swears like a drunken sailer.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Swears like a society matron

 

[cactusjack0584]

Swears like a sober sailor. And being one, that’s a whole fuck-ton of a lot!

 

[SimonSex]

Is heartbroken now that the Taylor Swift concert tour is over

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is heartbroken now that the Taylor Swift concert tour is over

Wait… it is! I mean… whatever… pssh!

Guess I’ll just have to shake it off.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Wait… it is! I mean… whatever… pssh!

Guess I’ll just have to shake it off.

Suffers from palsy or some other semisimilar neurological problem

 

[Sammysub07]

Only has photos of chains but wouldn’t actually know what to do with one

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Only has photos of chains but wouldn’t actually know what to do with one

Has chain-envy

 

[cactusjack0584]

Definitely knows what to do with chains @Sammysub07

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Only has photos of chains but wouldn’t actually know what to do with one

Pretends she doesn’t know what the chains are for but her lips are sore from biting them in anticipation

 

[cactusjack0584]

Also doesn’t know what the chains are for

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Appeared on Dancing With The Stars wearing nothing but chains