~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Cwtchseeker]

Won't cuddle on the second tuesday of every month. And won't say why.

is really a cuddle pimp in disguise

 

[AlwaysDancing]

is really a cuddle pimp in disguise

Heard there was a thing called a cuddle fish … spends his snorkeling time looking for one.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Heard there was a thing called a cuddle fish … spends his snorkeling time looking for one.

Their favourite candle scent is raw cuddle fish… skips the need to snorkel for one…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Their favourite candle scent is raw cuddle fish… skips the need to snorkel for one…

Has an aquarium full of fluffy blankets and full pillows for the cuddle fish they hope to catch

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Has an aquarium full of fluffy blankets and full pillows for the cuddle fish they hope to catch

Sold me the aquarium…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Sold me the aquarium…

Demanded it be big enough that he could get in it to cuddle his cuddle fish

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Demanded it be big enough that he could get in it to cuddle his cuddle fish

Secretly wishes she’d kept it as a cuddle fish seems appealing right now

 

[SimonSex]

Don’t mention sheep around him. Just don’t do it.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Don’t mention sheep around him. Just don’t do it.

Is it a baaaaaad idea?

Had a fetish for scratchy itchy wooly underwear.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is it a baaaaaad idea?

Had a fetish for scratchy itchy wooly underwear.

Loves to dance to The Romantics tune... "Talking To Your Sheep"

 

[SimonSex]

Uses toothpaste in recipes when there’s no mint in the fridge

 

[BrendaBear]

Uses toothpaste in recipes when there’s no mint in the fridge

Won't ever tell me why he never eats any of the cookies I bake for him.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Won't ever tell me why he never eats any of the cookies I bake for him.

Because Your secret ingredient is cuddle fish sushi which induces the desire for cuddles. You can’t go forcing cuddles like that … or so I understand from @Sammysub07 … the Cuddling Auditor

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Because Your secret ingredient is cuddle fish sushi which induces the desire for cuddles. You can’t go forcing cuddles like that … or so I understand from @Sammysub07 … the Cuddling Auditor

Has 3 tickets already for improper cuddling. Tsk tsk

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has 3 tickets already for improper cuddling. Tsk tsk

I was confused about the cuddling bondage rules.

Which Chloe told me about by the way.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I was confused about the cuddling bondage rules.

Which Chloe told me about by the way.

It's not my fault you read all the pamphlets upside down!

 

[BrendaBear]

I was confused about the cuddling bondage rules.

Which Chloe told me about by the way.

Several of us tried to teach him the cuddling bondage rules... the creep wasn't interested in practicing!

 

[BrendaBear]

It's not my fault you read all the pamphlets upside down!

They were upside down, sure.... but they were also in Japanese, so there's that...

 

[TXRafe]

Is a cuddle for hire!!!

wait you are? because i think i know what im spending my christmas money on!

 

[TXRafe]

They were upside down, sure.... but they were also in Japanese, so there's that...

tried to build a dresser from ikea and somehow ended up with a dog house...she "read" the directions...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

wait you are? because i think i know what im spending my christmas money on!

Is going to spend his money on the manual, “how to play the baseless game”

 

[Chloe_Harper]

tried to build a dresser from ikea and somehow ended up with a dog house...she "read" the directions...

Put in a request to have permanent residence in said doghouse

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is going to spend his money on the manual, “how to play the baseless game”

Wrote the manual incorrectly on purpose

 

[TXRafe]

Put in a request to have permanent residence in said doghouse

is just jealous that she will lose both her collar and her sleeping spot on the bed

 

[Chloe_Harper]

is just jealous that she will lose both her collar and her sleeping spot on the bed

Baseless lies TX, baseless lies... lol

Pouts because my pretty collar doesn't fit him but refuses to get one of his own