~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Dubinsky]

Sleeps walk to the nearest grocery convenience store every night. And wonders every morning why there is so much milk in his fridge.

She secretly prefers "Inuit" to "Eskimo."

 

[cactusjack0584]

Once stole a camel from a nativity scene and did unspeakable things to it.

Not sexual but he was out and out mean to it. Even called it “humpy”

 

[AuntieDisco]

Once chased down a runaway reindeer from a local farm, and saved Christmas

Curates and not makes cheeseboards for every party he attends and makes people try stuff and then ask ‘and how does that make you feel?’

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She secretly prefers "Inuit" to "Eskimo."

That that back!

Was last arrested for streaking a bunch of cops at a retirement party.

 

[Dubinsky]

Was last arrested streaking a bunch of cops at a retirement party.

Yes. But they liked it.

Isn't really an aunt.

 

[cactusjack0584]

@AuntieDisco Got drunk at a Christmas party and took a large fake candy cane and rode it around the room, yelling “MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!”

 

[BrendaBear]

Once chased down a runaway reindeer from a local farm, and saved Christmas

Once stopped the thieves at an armed bank robbery using only his middle finger.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Once stopped the thieves at an armed bank robbery using only his middle finger.

Again I thought this thread was just lies. I totally did that shit!

 

[Qky75]

Once stopped the thieves at an armed bank robbery using only his middle finger.

Once capo'd a banjo to try matching tuning with a bagpipe

 

[Nicefella]

Once stopped the thieves at an armed bank robbery using only his middle finger.

Committed a heist at a library and stole every last Anais Nin book. Still at large.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Committed a heist at a library and stole every last Anais Nin book. Still at large.

every last book bit his signed copy … proudly on display on his living room coffee table next to the stolen copy of the declaration of independence

 

[BrendaBear]

Again I thought this thread was just lies. I totally did that shit!

*not lying here… this answer just tickled me. *

Still trying to figure out how the tinsel bondage from earlier could actually work.

 

[BrendaBear]

every last book bit his signed copy … proudly on display on his living room coffee table next to the stolen copy of the declaration of independence

Once had to get stitches in his head because he tried dancing on the table in a low ceiling restaurant.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Once had to get stitches in his head because he tried dancing on the table in a low ceiling restaurant.

It wasn’t Coyote. But it was ugly

Tried to bandage the wound with tinsel

 

[BrendaBear]

It wasn’t Coyote. But it was ugly

Tried to bandage the wound with tinsel

Keeps getting confused with differences of bandage and bondage (beyond the spelling).

 

[AuntieDisco]

Keeps getting confused with differences of bandage and bondage (beyond the spelling).

Breaks into a dance routine at the store if a song from her showgirl days comes on and she says ‘wait! That’s my song!’ And busts into her moves.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Breaks into a dance routine at the store if a song from her showgirl days comes on and she says ‘wait! That’s my song!’ And busts into her moves.

Is an accomplished juggler and plate spinner from her circus days.

 

[BrendaBear]

Breaks into a dance routine at the store if a song from her showgirl days comes on and she says ‘wait! That’s my song!’ And busts into her moves.

Is very kind for not claiming the song was from “Guys And Dolls”

Is an accomplished juggler and plate spinner from her circus days.

Is also very kind, for not pointing out whose bits she juggled, and what she spun the plates on…

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is very kind for not claiming the song was from “Guys And Dolls”


Is also very kind, for not pointing out whose bits she juggled, and what she spun the plates on…

Things “Les Miserables” is about a man named Les, a capable miser.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Things “Les Miserables” is about a man named Les, a capable miser.

Wrote his own version of the musical Les Miserables to fit @BrendaBear beliefs

 

[AuntieDisco]

Things “Les Miserables” is about a man named Les, a capable miser.

I thought it was about being less miserable.

Dancy here once hired a filming crew to make a documentary on him and his various dancing shoes. Unfortunately it didn’t make it to Cannes.

Wrote his own version of the musical Les Miserables to fit @BrendaBear beliefs

Still trying to figure out her fav slushie flavour at 7eleven

 

[Playwithmee]

Works in quality control for Victoria Secret

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Dancy here once hired a filming crew to make a documentary on him and his various dancing shoes. Unfortunately it didn’t make it to Cannes.

Spends her evening as the 7-11 making slushy recommendations. @Chloe_Harper is still trying to choose.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Works in quality control for Victoria Secret

Hahahaa! That was awesome

Everyone is still refusing to play with him since he drove through the McDonald’s and no not through the drive through

Spends her evening as the 7-11 making slushy recommendations. @Chloe_Harper is still trying to choose.

Yeah well no one likes cherry like you.

Pretends to be a tourist on weekends in the city.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hahahaa! That was awesome

Everyone is still refusing to play with him since he drove through the McDonald’s and no not through the drive through

Yeah well no one likes cherry like you.

Pretends to be a tourist on weekends in the city.

Pretends to be a tour guide in the country
“this here is a fence. And this is a tree. And this is another tree.”

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Pretends to be a tour guide in the country
“this here is a fence. And this is a tree. And this is another tree.”

Randomly streaks through the country for those poor, unsuspecting "tourists"