~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Hahahaa! That was awesome

Everyone is still refusing to play with him since he drove through the McDonald’s and no not through the drive through

Yeah well no one likes cherry like you.

Pretends to be a tourist on weekends in the city.
Has Donna Summer CD’s playing constantly in her car.. especially “Bad Girls”
 
Randomly streaks through the country for those poor, unsuspecting "tourists"
I see you over there … in the bushes. Spying on my streaking. Bad time to tell you that’s poison ivy.

Oh hell! I am way behind!!!

Learns a lot on those tours.


She keeps stealing his clothes too.
Fortunately it’s well trained in second aid … for when first aid isn’t good enough!
 
Once wrote a brilliant story, just amazing… then realized it was basically Alice In Wonderland, but with different names. (Gwynn in Baltimore)
Suggested an edit that involved a Unicorn, a seedy club with a secret knock, and a jar of raspberry jelly. We are going to make the next great American Classic!
 
Sammy is indeed not a good girl. She tried to use a fresh rotisserie chicken as a sex toy in Walmart and the parking lot. They swore it was a scientific experiment, but the only "experiment" was how much "gravy" they could get everywhere
 
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