~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Hahahaa! That was awesome

Everyone is still refusing to play with him since he drove through the McDonald’s and no not through the drive through

Yeah well no one likes cherry like you.

Pretends to be a tourist on weekends in the city.

Has Donna Summer CD’s playing constantly in her car.. especially “Bad Girls”

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh hell! I am way behind!!!

Pretends to be a tour guide in the country
“this here is a fence. And this is a tree. And this is another tree.”

Learns a lot on those tours.

Randomly streaks through the country for those poor, unsuspecting "tourists"

She keeps stealing his clothes too.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Randomly streaks through the country for those poor, unsuspecting "tourists"

I see you over there … in the bushes. Spying on my streaking. Bad time to tell you that’s poison ivy.

Oh hell! I am way behind!!!

Learns a lot on those tours.


She keeps stealing his clothes too.

Fortunately it’s well trained in second aid … for when first aid isn’t good enough!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I see you over there … in the bushes. Spying on my streaking. Bad time to tell you that’s poison ivy.


Fortunately it’s well trained in second aid … for when first aid isn’t good enough!

Gave me the binoculars and told me where to hide thank God for Brenda

 

[BrendaBear]

Gave me the binoculars and told me where to hide thank God for Brenda

Doesn’t realize, the usual comment God hears is “WTF were you thinking when you created Brenda??”

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Doesn’t realize, the usual comment God hears is “WTF were you thinking when you created Brenda??”

Bought a t-shirt that says “TGFB”

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Doesn’t realize, the usual comment God hears is “WTF were you thinking when you created Brenda??”

Likes to scatter @AlwaysDancing clothes to the wind when he goes streaking

Bought a t-shirt that says “TGFB”

Made that t-shirt himself with glitter glue

 

[BrendaBear]

Likes to scatter @AlwaysDancing clothes to the wind when he goes streaking

Made that t-shirt himself with glitter glue

It stands for “Too Good For Brenda”… Chloe peed herself laughing when she found out.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It stands for “Too Good For Brenda”… Chloe peed herself laughing when she found out.

Brenda! You promised you wouldn't tell!

Started writing "Too Good For Brenda" next to dishes she doesn't like on menus passive aggressively

 

[BrendaBear]

Brenda! You promised you wouldn't tell!

Started writing "Too Good For Brenda" next to dishes she doesn't like on menus passive aggressively

Once wrote a brilliant story, just amazing… then realized it was basically Alice In Wonderland, but with different names. (Gwynn in Baltimore)

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Once wrote a brilliant story, just amazing… then realized it was basically Alice In Wonderland, but with different names. (Gwynn in Baltimore)

Suggested an edit that involved a Unicorn, a seedy club with a secret knock, and a jar of raspberry jelly. We are going to make the next great American Classic!

 

[MiaBabe23]

Suggested an edit that involved a Unicorn, a seedy club with a secret knock, and a jar of raspberry jelly. We are going to make the next great American Classic!

Has no jelly left for that because she smeared it somewhere

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has no jelly left for that because she smeared it somewhere

She knows where. She was there! Smearing all the apricot jam! Now I'm out of jelly and jam

 

[BrendaBear]

She knows where. She was there! Smearing all the apricot jam! Now I'm out of jelly and jam

Made a secret video of it, selling it on Only Fans.

 

[TXRafe]

Made a secret video of it, selling it on Only Fans.

googles the only fans leaks instead of paying for the pictures and videos...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

googles the only fans leaks instead of paying for the pictures and videos...

Sells the leaked videos to people who have trouble "internetting"

 

[MiaBabe23]

Made a secret video of it, selling it on Only Fans.

Is intending to share her OnlyFans account with us all soon

 

[MiaBabe23]

Sells the leaked videos to people who have trouble "internetting"

Said she was sharing her OnlyFans with someone here, but directed them to a jelly site because she has stock

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has a fantastic onlyfans site… but it literally is just a bunch of oscillating fans

 

[Sammysub07]

Needs Oscillating Fans on OF because that’s the only way he could see any fans! *pulls the pins up so they can stop waving at him*

Air conditioners are much more FANtastic anyways!

 

[MiaBabe23]

Needs Oscillating Fans on OF because that’s the only way he could see any fans! *pulls the pins up so they can stop waving at him*

Air conditioners are much more FANtastic anyways!

Encouraged three friends to shoot their OF footage next door to each other so she could streak between each of them while they stream

 

[Sammysub07]

Gets out the baby oil and turns all the sprinklers on in the lawns

She’s one of the three friends!

 

[fshnassman]

Sammy is indeed not a good girl. She tried to use a fresh rotisserie chicken as a sex toy in Walmart and the parking lot. They swore it was a scientific experiment, but the only "experiment" was how much "gravy" they could get everywhere

 

[SimonSex]

Has a fake Sheriff badge in his wallet

 

[Sammysub07]

Since we knew you were watching, we made the turkey overflow with gravy. Another one of us pranked you and stuffed a turkey leg up your muffler while you were distracted

Good Girls doing bad things