~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~
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Sammysub07
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I might be guilty of this! 
Always asks me for bandaids
Always asks me for bandaids
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fshnassman
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It's not fake. It's plastic and says Sheriff and everything... Helps me get a free coffee a couple times a week
Also carries a spare set of handcuffsI might be guilty of this!
Always asks me for bandaids
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Wasn't hard, I may have been making my own gravy while watching you. We should have just met in the middle, may have been just as messy, but a hell of a lot more fun. Instead we're sitting here in city lock up making the "you'll never believe this shit" calls...Since we knew you were watching, we made the turkey overflow with gravy. Another one of us pranked you and stuffed a turkey leg up your muffler while you were distracted
Good Girls doing bad things
Sammysub07
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Sammy doesn’t sit in jail. She calls Harvey Specter
Now you can enjoy your own rendition of
jailhouse rock about turkey gravy
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Miababe23 was banned from the zoo after getting caught in the reptile house whispering dirty talk to a cucumber while claiming it was "foreplay practice" for her only fans account. She claims she was going to do a "Brittany", fucking the cucumber while wearing an albino boa
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I think in a different thread I explained that open face turkey sandwiches were my guilty pleasure... Particularly while listening to Elvis singing hunka hunks burning love...Sammy doesn’t sit in jail. She calls Harvey Specter
Now you can enjoy your own rendition of
Has no recent experience of talking to women he doesn’t know…
AWonkyDonkey
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Was caught roaming the wilds of the USA whilst naked and being misidentified as the creature known as Bigfoot.
Sammysub07
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Would know what roaming is like. Rumor has it he brings his donkey along with him 
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cactusjack0584
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Is actually Bigfoot @AWonkyDonkey
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Has done unsavory things with a donkey… and totally not what you think!Would know what roaming like. Rumor has it he brings his donkey along with him
she was quite rude to it and called it a jackass
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Colorblindness is a real thing!! Things like this make my face turn so green!
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Is so Irish he was in a soap commercial
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Has a fantasy in which he is a bar of soap.
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Has the Bar of Soap costume ready to rent out ... no, don't ask him about those precisely placed cutouts in the costume
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No. Please ask. Demonstrations are free.
Recently found trying on the soap on a rope costume. She lost the rope
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Lost? You stole it! I knew I shouldn't trust an old soap costume miser!No. Please ask. Demonstrations are free.
Recently found trying on the soap on a rope costume. She lost the rope
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Would purposely drop the soap if in prison
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Is the nice guy in prison that always … “hey, you dropped this!”
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Mistook a box of fancy soap samples for candy, has been burping bubbles ever since.
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