~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Scarred65]

Has the monopoly supply of life sized, anatomically correct, used Malibu Barbie dolls.

 

[Sammysub07]

Staged a robbery and stole all of my life size Malibu Barbies only to prank the local firehouse by dumping them all around the exterior of the station

 

[Scarred65]

Was the lead scientist on a secret program to develop a drugged perfume, distributed via Malibu Barbie's tears, that specifically targeted firefighters, made them horny 24/7 and strip off all their uniforms (apart from the helmet).

 

[Sammysub07]

Joined the fire department

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Joined the fire department

Became an arsonist. Mostly for the competition.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Became an arsonist because he was once fired….
dad joke

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Became an arsonist because he was once fired….
dad joke

doesn’t understand when a joke becomes a dad joke …

I’ll teach you.

It becomes apparent.

 

[Sammysub07]

Walks around flicking a lighter on and off at the gas station

 

[cactusjack0584]

doesn’t understand when a joke becomes a dad joke …

I’ll teach you.

It becomes apparent.

I tell dad jokes….
Sometimes he laughs at them

 

[cactusjack0584]

Walks around flicking a lighter on and off at the gas station

Also while whistling loudly

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Walks around flicking a lighter on and off at the gas station

Tells everyone she is Silent Sammy and @cactusjack0584 becomes some bloke named Jay.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Tells everyone she is Silent Sammy and @cactusjack0584 becomes some bloke named Jay.

((Actually “silent Sammy” sounds like a stone cold serial killing name … brrrr))

 

[Sammysub07]

Wants to be the silent to my Sammy in a serial killer duo

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wants to be the silent to my Sammy in a serial killer duo

It’s the costume choices. Can’t say no. And kind of dancing as I silently slice and dice?

She thinks Scary Ghost Face is an amateur and wants to find him to teach him a thing or three.

 

[SimonSex]

Always dancing around the truth?

So good to see Malibu Barbie made a return appearance this evening

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Always dancing around the truth?

So good to see Malibu Barbie made a return appearance this evening

Can’t handle the truth. Or dancing. Or that awesome new fame, “Truth or Dance!”

 

[cactusjack0584]

His dancing is all about lies!! Lies I tell you!!

 

[MedicalMuse]

His beard is really a weave of questionable, ill-gotten strands.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Also has a beard, and shaves it so well no one knows. But I do… I know.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Also has a beard, and shaves it so well no one knows. But I do… I know.

Shaves his nipples and balls to increase the sensitivity while wearing his favorite flannel onesie.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Shaves his nipples and balls to increase the sensitivity while wearing his favorite flannel onesie.

Replaces CactusJack’s blades with soap so everything just foams up when he tries to

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Replaces CactusJack’s blades with soap so everything just foams up when he tries to

Spent the last year learning how to sing every single Christmas carol backwards.

 

[HollyS]

Feeling like he must outdo Mia, he learns all the Christmas Carols backwards - in Latin.

 

[TXRafe]

Feeling like he must outdo Mia, he learns all the Christmas Carols backwards - in Latin.

no se habla espanol...feliz navidad

 

[MiaBabe23]

Feeling like he must outdo Mia, he learns all the Christmas Carols backwards - in Latin.

Didn’t need to learn them, because she’s fluent in Latin, and used that lie just to draw attention to it