~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Faked the autograph, realized it had actually been autographed by NdGT, tried to fix it, couldn’t, so currently on his way to deGrasse Tyson’s house

Called deGrasse Tyson and telling him horrible things she made up so he won’t answer the door.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Called deGrasse Tyson and telling him horrible things she made up so he won’t answer the door.

She sits at home watching VHS tapes and reliving her glory days as a soap opera star from the 80s

 

[BrendaBear]

She sits at home watching VHS tapes and reliving her glory days as a soap opera star from the 80s

But I am sure it was Grant that I saw with Shirley at the mall! Judy had nothing to do with it!!!

Tried to sell me more tapes, but they were on Betamax.

 

[smtst5]

But I am sure it was Grant that I saw with Shirley at the mall! Judy had nothing to do with it!!!

Tried to sell me more tapes, but they were on Betamax.

Currently searching for a new laser disc player on EBay

 

[AlwaysDancing]

But I am sure it was Grant that I saw with Shirley at the mall! Judy had nothing to do with it!!!

Tried to sell me more tapes, but they were on Betamax.

Like you don’t have a Betamax hiding in your cellar

Next to your dungeon

Of teddy bears

 

[kathyisgr65]

Like you don’t have a Betamax hiding in your cellar

Next to your dungeon

Of teddy bears

Has a collection of toenails of girlfriends past .does 2 constitute a collection

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is known in some parts of the world as the Queen of new age jazz.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is known in some parts of the world as the Queen of new age jazz.

Is also known in some parts of the world, as the king of military ballads.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is also known in some parts of the world, as the king of military ballads.

Funny being I am a veteran but can’t sing worth a damn

Has attended every one of my concerts, like religiously

 

[crazychemgirl]

He’s probably not even a cactus…. Or named Jack

 

[BrendaBear]

He’s probably not even a cactus…. Or named Jack

Once enslaved an entire town, with a few drops of her “weight loss formula”.

 

[Scarred65]

Is so French that she would have won the lottery, but got her husband's birthday mixed up with her lover's

 

[luv2custrip]

Is so un-scarred he’s smooth as a baby’s bottom.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has lots of cool looking scars… the stories about them are lame however

 

[MiaBabe23]

Has a series of temp tattoos that are primarily flowers and sunshine

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is made of sunshine and flowers, no seriously she is not a people, guys she’s not!!! Help help she’s in the house!!! Oh god oh god noooooooo

 

[SimonSex]

Plays the jug in a bluegrass quartet,
The Spankbottom Boys

 

[cactusjack0584]

It’s a trio now, bob jimmy done left.

 

[cactusjack0584]

And is jealous of my jug playing skills

 

[Scarred65]

Actually is best known for playing the gimp in "Lesbian Vampire Werewolves from Outer Space"

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Actually is best known for playing the gimp in "Lesbian Vampire Werewolves from Outer Space"

I had to go back a page to see who this was about. Brilliant !!

He sees himself as a silhouette on a wall judging classic movies like “lesbian vampire werewolves from outer space”

 

[SimonSex]

Pops his own popcorn IN the theater over a can of Sterno

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is a bit too excited for the new nosferatu movie, like sexually excited

 

[Scarred65]

Is the grandson of Hedda Hopper and personally responsible for founding the famous "Star Whackers" Hollywood death squad.

 

[Sammysub07]

Wants to move to Hollywood and take a life size Malibu Barbie with him